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ltl/fb 11-05-2003 04:54 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Huh. I have always called the rectangular envelope that holds coke a bindle. It is created by folding a piece of paper and tucking the flap in, however, not what you describe.
I looked in the dictionary and all it came up with is bindle stiff.

Main Entry: bin·dle stiff
Pronunciation: 'bin-d&l-"stif
Function: noun
Etymology: bindle, perhaps alteration of bundle
Date: 1901
: HOBO; especially : one who carries his clothes or bedding in a bundle

sebastian_dangerfield 11-05-2003 04:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Huh. I have always called the rectangular envelope that holds coke a bindle. It is created by folding a piece of paper and tucking the flap in, however, not what you describe.
No, that's an envelope. But I could be wrong. Let me ask my boss.

I'm pretty sure a bindle is one of those little mini-bundles in which heroin is usually kept. I'm sure there are all sorts of bastardizations flying around.

ltl/fb 11-05-2003 04:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Actually, I think the Cleveland Steamer is a having someone put cellophane over their face and having someone take a dump on the cellophane.
I can see why you needed to distinguish this from my characterization of "taking a crap on someone."

SlaveNoMore 11-05-2003 04:56 PM

Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:

Not Bob
Speaking of silly, thankfully I have yet to see a lawyer in one of
His are more like 5 or 6-button.

I have two 4-button Hugo Boss suits that I wear all the time.

AngryMulletMan 11-05-2003 04:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Huh. I have always called the rectangular envelope that holds coke a bindle. It is created by folding a piece of paper and tucking the flap in, however, not what you describe.
Except in San Diego, where they apparently favor glassine envelopes. At least those with appellate lawyers.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-05-2003 04:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can see why you needed to distinguish this from my characterization of "taking a crap on someone."
The devil is in the details. Think how embarrassed you'd be if you mistook Steamers for Hot Lunches at a holiday party this season. My god, its like asking for a scotch and coke or requesting ketchup for a corner of roast beef and swiss.

AngryMulletMan 11-05-2003 05:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I looked in the dictionary and all it came up with is bindle stiff.

Main Entry: bin·dle stiff
Pronunciation: 'bin-d&l-"stif
Function: noun
Etymology: bindle, perhaps alteration of bundle
Date: 1901
: HOBO; especially : one who carries his clothes or bedding in a bundle
Paper bindle instructions here for the "druggists" on the FB:

http://www.iape.org/DownLoads/WMTPD/bindle.pdf

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 11-05-2003 05:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think the Cleveland Steamer is a having someone put cellophane over their face and having someone take a dump on the cellophane.
That changes everything. Perhaps the Akron Steamer is what fringe is worried about.

sebastian_dangerfield 11-05-2003 05:00 PM

Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:

[i]Originally posted by SlaveNoMore [/i

I have two 4-button Hugo Boss suits that I wear all the time.
How many bitches did you slap today?

sebastian_dangerfield 11-05-2003 05:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by AngryMulletMan
Paper bindle instructions here for the "druggists" on the FB:

http://www.iape.org/DownLoads/WMTPD/bindle.pdf
Less,

You are correct. There is a paper bindle.

Live and learn,
SD

SlaveNoMore 11-05-2003 05:02 PM

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Quote:

paigowprincess
Now all i ask is that someone tells me when the woman with the beautiful tits decides to make the transtion from stripping to hardcore. Bc I heart her.
You and 35 million other men aged 14-65.

http://www.picvip.com/modelle/veroni...nova/zema7.jpg

sebastian_dangerfield 11-05-2003 05:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
That changes everything. Perhaps the Akron Steamer is what fringe is worried about.
Dude, that much Metamucil is dangerous. People have been known to lift themselves off the ground applying those. Its so dangerous its taboo in scat circles to even discuss and "Ackron."

Connect_the_Dots 11-05-2003 05:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
getting semen all over someone is a pretty routine sexual practice,
Only if that someone is one of the participants...otherwise it's just gross.

Quote:

shitting on someone is not.
Prude!

Mr. Man 11-05-2003 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Couldn't you buy a nice fur coat and charge it to the client? I bet you'd look spiffy in a full-length mink.

and, thanks!
Excellent idea! As they are a pharmacy company, I was thinknig of shooting for a different client comp. I already have some great ideas for a closing party...

Penske_Account 11-05-2003 05:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Bukkake as I understand it is a group of men standing around jerking off on a woman. I am sure there are variations. You'll usually find it accompanied by a "Cleveland Steamer" and a "Hot Lunch".
At this point the bukkakke genre bores me. NTTAWWT. As does the ultra-gangbang genre (eg: Houston 500). I haven't seen enough scat videos to comment one way or the other on the latter topic.


FWIW, FYI, for the record.

Mr. Man 11-05-2003 05:12 PM

Because I care...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What are good Jenna ones? And I wouldnt know how to use KaZa . And what is a good place to order from ? I am not sitting at Kinkos looking at porn sites.
i have been told video age inc.

Penske_Account 11-05-2003 05:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Actually, these days, IM conversations with Penske_Account are more likely to be peppered with "sts" and "iyw." Another hilarious things is the hilarity that ensues whenever there is a typo. The hilarity will often derail the entire conversational thread. Sometimes, when we are expressing the hilarity that has ensued due to a typo, in our excitement, there will be *another* typo. Well, you cannot even imagine the unimaginably hilarious hilarity that ensues in this instance. I would describe it for you, but sometimes it gets gross.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:...........oops.

ThurgreedMarshall 11-05-2003 05:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Icewine, or Eiswein, originated in Franconia, Germany in 1794. Grapes were left on the vines until the first deep frost, and the freeze/thaw cycles that occurred concentrated both the sugars and flavors of the grapes. The process was refined, and now icewines are highly prized drinks that are created in Germany, Austria, and Canada. The Niagara region of Ontario, Canada is currently the most widely respected producer of ice wines.
Or to expand on Penske's point,

Icewine, or Eiswein, originated in Franconia, Germany in 1794. Grapes were left on the vines until the first deep frost, and the freeze/thaw cycles that occurred concentrated both the sugars and flavors of the grapes. The process was refined, and now icewines are highly prized drinks that are created in Germany, Austria, and Canada. The Niagara region of Ontario, Canada is currently the most widely respected producer of Icewines.

Icewine, properly created, must follow VQA (Vintners Quality Alliance) regulations to ensure a quality product. Key amongst these rules is that the wine must be naturally produced - no artificial freezing allowed. This makes Icewine very difficult to create - grapes must be guarded against extreme temperatures, and because they are the last grapes on the vines, they must be defended vigorously against birds and other animals.

As in all harvests, the exact moment of harvest is extremely important for Icewine. Ideally, the temperature should get to -10°C to -13°C before picking. This provides the optimum level of sugar and flavour in the grapes. This chart shows how sugar varies with the temperature:


Sugar Levels
Temperature Sugar Content
-6°C 29%
-7°C 33%
-8°C 36%
-9°C 36%
-10°C 43%
-11°C 46%
-12°C 49%
-13°C 52%
-14°C 56%


When the grapes are just right, they're carefully picked by hand. Grapes in this condition have a very low yield - often an entire vine only makes a single bottle. That's why ice wine can be so expensive and is often sold in half-bottles only, but it's worth it!

Icewine is typically made of Vidal and Riesling grapes. After this long harvest process, the grapes go through weeks of fermentation, followed by a few months of barrel aging. The wine ends up a golden colour, or a deep, rich amber. It has a very sweet (of course) taste. The flavour is a combination of apricot, peach, mango, melon or other sweet fruits. There is often a nutty smell to it as well. It is usually served as a dessert wine, chilled for one or two hours before serving. It is usually served in small cordial glasses in one ounce servings.

TM

http://www.winesofcanada.com/icewine.html

baltassoc 11-05-2003 05:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I find this stressful for various reasons. I like the inevitability of a couple bottles showing up every month.
Try here:
http://www.bonnydoonvineyard.com/dn_intro.html
(spree: wine) I didn't check if they ship to TX; they won't ship to MD so I don't have first hand experience, but I like several of their wines that are available through traditional channels, especially the Big House Red, en Screwcap

Mr. Man 11-05-2003 05:22 PM

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For reference, today it was announced that the summer NAMM show is moving to Austin from Nashville. I'm sure all of you are excited to hear that wonderful news.

Shape Shifter 11-05-2003 05:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Man
I'm sure all of you are excited to hear that wonderful news.
And frightened.

evenodds 11-05-2003 05:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Try here:
http://www.bonnydoonvineyard.com/dn_intro.html
(spree: wine) I didn't check if they ship to TX; they won't ship to MD so I don't have first hand experience, but I like several of their wines that are available through traditional channels, especially the Big House Red, en Screwcap
They ship to Texas. They have some great wines and the best names in the business.

Even(We are on the mailing list. Hi Paigow!)Odds

evenodds 11-05-2003 05:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
And frightened.
It's next summer, lizard. Have them accelerate your therapy.

tmdiva 11-05-2003 05:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You and 35 million other men aged 14-65.

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This picture makes it look like her eyes don't look in the same direction. But then, I guess you guys aren't paying much attention to her eyes. I do appreciate that she seems to have some curve in her thighs.

tm

ThurgreedMarshall 11-05-2003 05:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
Thurgreed, the Paris Hilton video story is about 3 months old - http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/...gencer/n_9099/ . She apparently, however, was lying before when she "insist[ed] there’s no video—at least that she knows of. 'He’s a complete liar and scumbag,'."
Well then the question becomes: Have you seen it yet?

TM

Fugee 11-05-2003 05:42 PM

Wine Clubs
 
Wine.com has a few wine club choices:

http://www.wine.com/shop/wineclub/default.asp?ct=1635

If you want to try new wine and meet new people, get on the mailing list of Wine Brats: http://www.winebrats.com/ They have some fun events.

Say_hello_for_me 11-05-2003 05:50 PM

just in case someone needs to hear this today
 
and hasn't already:

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/031104/detu042_1.html

(Ann Arbor company announces strong Phase II results for modified cholestorol that reduces plaque buildup)

Basically, if these guys are right, some of your parents may live a bit longer without the assisance of a horrifying ventilator.

Hello

Tyrone Slothrop 11-05-2003 06:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
Try here:
http://www.bonnydoonvineyard.com/dn_intro.html
(spree: wine) I didn't check if they ship to TX; they won't ship to MD so I don't have first hand experience, but I like several of their wines that are available through traditional channels, especially the Big House Red, en Screwcap
I really like the Big House Red (as an under $10/bottle wine); sadly, my wife not so much.


edited to add: I like her more when I've been drinking, though

Pretty Little Flower 11-05-2003 06:14 PM

Wine stuff.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
They [Bonny Doon] have some great wines and the best names in the business.
I enjoy these wines, but for whimsical names and labels, I have never gotten beyond Bully Hill's Love My Goat. I have not had it in years, and seem to recall it tasted something like grape punch. Which made it perfect for events like the Bread & Puppet Domestic Resurrection Circus. If you are into that sort of thing.

Shape Shifter 11-05-2003 06:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
It's next summer, lizard. Have them accelerate your therapy.
Therapy is working too slowly. I have instead decided to fall back on my standby regimen of toadlicking and recreational electroshock. This should get me in Austin form be the end of spring at the latest and I will be tip-top by next summer. Just don't ask me to get shitfaced. I have become highly suspicious of this term.

str8outavannuys 11-05-2003 06:30 PM

Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Wrong: That man is fat.

Right: That man is a fat.

Carry on.
Any chance of getting "stup/stoop" into the lexicon as noun-slang for a person who is stupid? We use it at home all the time (hi PP!). "You're a stup!" "No you're a stup!" We're so adorable that way.

mmm3587 11-05-2003 06:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
NCS, Playboy is extremely proprietary re their pics and finding the Jenna/Heidi ones for free on the web is difficult. However, for you - http://www.bugfish.com/qwerty/survivors.htm (nudity, duh)
I noticed that a familiar looking topless lass fell out of my black wrapper this month. After a couple of days of it sitting around and being used as bookmark on the el (just to fuck with people and see how they react when I'm reading, say, The Birds and marking my place with a Playboy insert), I realized it's Tirchelle from RW LV. Who was pretty damn hot. Her breasts look nice, too. I think that are probably real, so I don't have to think of her as a dirty worthless whore and can objectify in good conscience. Anyway, she is apparently fully nude with some RR chick on playboy.com, but I don't think that I want to pop for that site. Please find me all the pictures and post them. Please address this request before all the other ones. Thanks!

dtb 11-05-2003 06:37 PM

Actual Fashion Question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I personally never did the 3 button gig because the jackets dont' move as easily when unbuttoned, kinda like a double breasted jacket (not that I've ever ownd a db suit).

If I wear relaxed fit pants, I look like some dumb white suburban kid tring to look like G.

Good man.

It is the VERY rare man who looks good in a db suit. European dudes who wear those really high db suits with lots of buttons can sometimes get away with it if they're slim, but 99 out of 100 guys look like used-car salesmen or mafiosi in db suits. (There, I said it -- I'm not even going to qualify that opinion with a ymmv.)

Those dumb white suburban kids trying to look like Gs are a bunch of tools -- whom do they think they're kidding?

str8outavannuys 11-05-2003 06:41 PM

Why the FB sucks
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Excluding this is like taking the claps out of Jack & Diane...
Coltrane please, get with 2003. 'Excluding this is like taking the claps out of 12:51.'

Hipster-ly yours,
str8

Atticus Grinch 11-05-2003 06:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
I really like the Big House Red (as an under $10/bottle wine); sadly, my wife not so much.


edited to add: I like her more when I've been drinking, though
My God. People, we've been reduced to bilmoring our own posts. It's like the self-checkout lane at Home Despot. Oh, the humanity!

Penske_Account 11-05-2003 06:45 PM

right behind you
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I enjoy these wines, but for whimsical names and labels, I have never gotten beyond Bully Hill's Love My Goat. I have not had it in years, and seem to recall it tasted something like grape punch. Which made it perfect for events like the Bread & Puppet Domestic Resurrection Circus. If you are into that sort of thing.
I am, boc.

I have long been a fan of its unique blend of serious and care free theatrical exhibitions....the puppets al fresco......the masques, as well as the lyrical poets and spoken word speakers.

And the raisin oat loaf that is served is the finest in the land.

Would you have expected any less PLF?

ltl/fb 11-05-2003 06:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
My God. People, we've been reduced to bilmoring our own posts. It's like the self-checkout lane at Home Despot. Oh, the humanity!
What do you have against self-checkout? It's a fabulous invention!

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 11-05-2003 06:52 PM

Fun With Midwestern Lawyers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by evenodds
From the Smoking Gun:

"The attorneys, both 40, were arrested October 12 after they were found sans clothes in the laundry room of an apartment complex where neither man resides. Seems that the guys had been out celebrating the University of Wisconsin's upset football win over Ohio State when they got caught in the rainstorm. Burleson told cops the pair were "just attempting to dry their clothes" in the laundry room. According to the below Madison Police Department report, a building resident told officers that the lawyers were spotted doing a "strip tease." "

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/madlawyer1.html
We heartlanders don't claim Madison, e/o. Talk about your last remaining bastions of communism. Weird place.

ltl/fb 11-05-2003 06:55 PM

Fun With Midwestern Lawyers
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
We heartlanders don't claim Madison, e/o. Talk about your last remaining bastions of communism. Weird place.
Huh. Sounds like Austin. Tell me, e/o, is Austin part of Texas?

Dave 11-05-2003 06:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do you have against self-checkout? It's a fabulous invention!
There's a joke about tcb'ing in there someplace, but it probably needs Bilmore to be revealed.


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