Curious George and the Nazis
 

But where will I find a monkey?

Curious George and the Nazis
 

RT's got Flinty's number. Don't ask why. Just accept the fact that you've got your monkey.

Curious George and the Nazis
 

You are welcome to babysit either of mine.

Curious George and the Nazis
 

Um thanks. I need one monkey. I've got two of my own, and they get pissed when only one gets to dress up.

I need to have my head examined.
 

In a fit of poor judgement, I ordered this for the Brazenette.

I am a bad, bad mommy.

http://s7ondemand1.scene7.com/is/ima...8951?$250x188$

I need to have my head examined.
 

Oh, my older one wants one of those desperately.

I need to have my head examined.
 

It's nice that there's a bar to hold onto. And to bash your head into as you jump on it. Conveniently made of metal too. At least it's white so you can see the blood.

I need to have my head examined.
 

Nah, they're okay. There's one at our preschool, and any bloody preschoolers have apparently been ushered out the back quietly, so the rest of us are comfortable it's safe.

Confidential to nononono
 

Confidential to nononono
 

I did realize that....

Confidential to nononono
 

I never joke about child safety. An injured child's production level drops dramatically. I have a business to run, you know.

Kids' Art Supplies
 

Has anyone bought wholesale (or wholesale-ish) art supplies for kids online? Google brings up a ton, and I'm hoping not to have to do extensive price comparisons of bags of beads.

Kids' Art Supplies
 

Yeah. linky Note that this is not an implied approval of the term "Oriental", you imperialist pigs.

Kids' Art Supplies
 

Oh, the mother lode! Thank you.

(What kind of masochist buys this (that's 26000 beads)):
http://image.orientaltrading.com/otcimg/57_85810.jpg

Kids' Art Supplies
 

Not masochist. OCD with central vac.