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Dude, as long as I can still get it up, things will always be OK.

If I were to become impotent, I'd have to end it all.

women's hockey jerseys
 

Shoulder pads are so 80s. But tight pants are a classic look.

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I know I started it sort of, but I'm getting a little tired of the age and philosophy of life posts. sorry, cranky.

Maybe it's all a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria.

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The best shopping networks (for amusement value) are not the big national ones, but the regional ones.

When I first moved to Texas, I would occasionally catch some channel that literally sold hunting knives. Over the tv. I'm not talking cut through a can and then a tomato knives, I'm talking OJ Simpson quality ripping/cutting/goring knives. Kind of freaked me out to know that any serial killer recluse who happened to have insomnia could order one of those babies without leaving the privacy of his own home.

I've also watched jewelry shows on a local Salt Lake channel that had me rolling on the floor. GIANT rocks glued to silverplate and called something other than "crap". One of those rare sorts of stones that I have never heard of before, of course. And the call-in testimonials are priceless.

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I had a very weird dream the other night. I was on an airplane flying in first class, and sitting across the aisle from me was my high school sweetheart. We got to chatting.

Suddenly, our plane dove very low and we were flying just above the treetops and very very slow. I asked the flight attendant why and she told me it was because we were trying to evade the Russians.

Well, apparently we were unseuccessful in evading the Russians, as we were then caught in a tractor beam, and forced to land... we were marched off the plane, taken to a gymnasium, our identities were all confirmed and then we were allowed to return to the plane and go along on our way.

All the while, my high school boyfriend was by my side.

Must have been the malaria...

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You know better than that, sweet Princess. And I expected at least some effort from you.

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Carrot Top creeps me out.

The Whiff
 

I thought that's what you called the cloud that preceeds momma's arrival.

Tax(yeah, I know...yet another momma joke.)wonk

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So, seen any good reality TV?

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No sex? You're supposed to be cheering us up! The only thing keeping my mood light after this morning's posts is last night's dream that I was having a torrid affair with a law school classmate who now lives on the other side of the world. I'm still flushed.

Google let me down
 

So who the freak are you guys talking about (all wrinkled and old and bodybuilding). I tried a google search, but came back with this guy, who doesn't seem right... http://www.muscleweb.com/john/

[Spree: It is obviously John, from Muscleweb. No nudity, etc.]

In consideration of Francis's creating an umbrella retort I give you this
 

since I know you woldnt wnat to miss it. :thumbsup: :D :love

:thumbsup: :D :love:

It's all still ok, google got it up
 

That's him. He's also here.

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Is John Blayesdale (can anyone spell this correctly- that might help?) a local, DC phenomena? ANother great perk of living here.

edited to say, That is the guy. Take a closer look if you dont think that seems right. Notice the oh so vain look on his face (he is so serious about his art), the teensy girl waist, the shaved bod and the old man hair. he is sickening.

'Tis the Season
 

Gf and I went on a recreational trip to Target last night (rock stars indeed). While she was browsing the Chic Lit section I decided to check out Halloween decorations. I am pleased to report that Target is already stocking the aisles with Xmas decorations (the 4' grazing deer will look so cute next to the coffee table). This was my first sighting.

Fa la la.