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Nicolas Coppolla
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"I think he rode his bicycle home and worked out." |
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Risky Business
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That would be a great double feature - as long as the booze holds out. |
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Guinness (not the beer)
http://a799.g.akamai.net/3/799/388/e...ws/2022975.jpg The ears of Bassett Hound Mr. Jeffries were measured at 11.5 inches, qualifying him for the 2004 Guinness Book of World Records. His ears are insured for $47,800.
LONDON, Sept. 24 — If you can pluck a chicken in under 4.4 seconds or swallow 95 worms in half a minute, your chance of glory awaits in the ultimate achievers’ book. Keep bell-ringing till you are 101 years old or unhook 17 bras with one hand in under a minute, and your place is assured in Guinness World Records. OR WHY NOT try something completely different — invite round your 982 closest friends and set the record for the most people to sit on whoopee cushions at the same time. “People really do the most remarkable things,” said Guinness editor Claire Folkard, reflecting on the book, which gets 60,000 record claims a year. “The fascination is just endless,” she told Reuters on the eve of the 2004 edition’s being published in Britain. “The crazy stuff is a lot of fun.” And I add this just because I like the guy's name...The book was launched in 1954, brainchild of Hugh Beaver, managing director of the Guinness Brewery. And I never knew the connection with the beer. your link to weirdness |
Poaching
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And as far as "case of the Mondays," go rent Office Space, right now. TM |
Favorite Magazines?
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I've considered skipping medical appointments because I'm too engrossed in an article in the Atlantic Monthly in the waiting room. I think to myself: You know, you really should subscribe to the Atlantic Monthly so you can stop faking these medical problems. It's gotten to the point where even my gynecologist is telling me I'm a hypochondriac, and I adore her. |
FB Bridge Club
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T. (enrolling in the Robust Puppy School Of Unabashed Ignorance) S. |
Beckham Who?
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"Oh, and they're still running, oh and he's kicked the ball again, and another guy's kicking the ball, and yet another and now some other guy's stolen it, and he's running and running and he's kicking it to someone else who's running toward the goal and ohhh, my, people, at this rate we'll have a barn burner! Its only one hour into the game and its alredy 2 to 3!!!" S(bend whatever you like... I'll be watching football in the other room)D |
Gossip Folks
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September 25, 2003 -- THE unlikeliest friendship in Hollywood these days? Halle Berry and Fred Durst. Oscar-winning Berry stars in Durst's new video, "Behind Blue Eyes." "They kiss for like 40 seconds," a spy said. "So basically, to get that shot right, Fred and Halle had to kiss for hours." Despite what Britney Spears says, Durst is evidently a good kisser. He and Berry are now tight. "Fred has been to the set of 'Gothika' once in Vancouver already and then he flew back up to be with her again," we're told. We are sure everything is platonic as Berry is married to Eric Benet. http://nypost.com/gossip/40680.htm Thurgreed(Kissing for hours in 40 second chunks? Damn.)Marshall |
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San Fran Pisco Sours |
Beckham Who?
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FB Bridge Club
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Really, that was embarrassing. I missed it completely! What's the word for that? When I saw TM's post entitled "The Whiff," my first thought was oh, no, not another dirty ass story. Obviously my brain then ceased working. |
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Though why she can't find anyone less repulsive than Fred Durst to hook up with is anybody's guess. |
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