New York man loses shirt in topless bar
 

Please say more about how your grocery store works -- I'm intrigured by this aspect of life in the boondocks.

New York man loses shirt in topless bar
 

There's lots of wiggling and cookie-nibbling and the pigginess is not the kind of greediness that makes you fat.

'nuff said. Boondocks rock. Especially if your daughter's friends are really hot in a prepubescent way.

Cat Names
 

Great point. That is a glove and not a mitt.

I Stole This Rambling
 

Why hasn't "The Wolf" from "Pulp Fiction" been spun off into his own series yet? Would anyone have been against this? Has there ever been a character with more potential who received less screen time, with the possible exception of coach Fenstock? Even the title of the show would have been cool: "The Wolf." I don't get it.

I Stole This Rambling
 

Fonzie reason.
Fonzie was really cool when he was hardly ever on. Then he got on more and became a joke. Wolf with a series would be the same.

I Stole This Rambling
 

Sit on it, Mr. C.

I Stole This Rambling
 

Hey Mr. Sig Line, I hear you also frequently make asshole-ish comments about minorities, the poor, and "fatties."

I Stole This Rambling
 

It's really only the Rude Fats that bother me.

New York man loses shirt in topless bar
 

Would he care if you were blowing the stripper? See, e.g., http://www.4cfnm.com/blowjobs/ (porn site dedicated to "clothed females, naked males" where regular janes enjoy the company of male strippers quite a bit). Now me so horny. Time to cocktail it out of here.

Bored Friday afternoon
 

How about if your wife goes for a male escort:

http://www.smlinks.com/sotw/Sohail/i.../sohail1-4.jpg

GGGAAAACCCCKKK
 

Because the previous post is disgusting and everyone is afraid of it - I will attempt to change the subject.

Wave of the future - appeal to the fats. Well mostly the young fats.

Old Navy will introduce plus-size fall fashions for women in new, dedicated in-store boutiques at 55 locations, as well as on the Internet. While Old Navy historically has offered some women's clothes in larger sizes, the new line will include more fashion-oriented clothing that is targeted toward a younger customer.

Since being fat is the future of our youth, I am counting on you people to come up with an industry where I can make a ton of money selling to the young fats (without having to be in the food industry). Fashionable fat clothing seems to be one way to go. Slimming purses and shoes for fatties. But I want big money. Large large belts. Hmm.

Text Messaging
 

In other news - I've been getting some random text messaging on my cell phone tyring to sell me stuff. Is this the new wave of spam? How do these people get my number? Is it going to cost me? If it does I'm going to be really pissed. Who are these people?

GGGAAAACCCCKKK
 

Please do this, because at the moment some "fashionable" fat people are wearing things clearly designed for slimmer people. Like low-rise jeans and belly shirts. San Francisco's gonna have another Summer of Love Handles.

The fallout of the Dan Savage column in which he had the temerity to suggest that only the most exceptionally fit women look good in navel-baring tops was stunning. He got letters from fat-acceptance people saying we basically don't have the right to make aesthetic judgments of what looks bad on people. Having an opinion was oppression to these people.

Fat-acceptance people should probably concentrate on something with broader public acceptance, like wider airline seats: helps you, helps me. I'll march to Birmingham for that one. But the "right" to be free from negative thoughts about your ass? Fatty, please.

GGGAAAACCCCKKK
 

Uh, his recent column was about low-cut jeans and discussed how both men and women look shitty in this kind of thing unless they are fit. And he got a number of supportive letters too. And some letters (I think, or someone posted) about how it's hard to find anything between "I have to get a brazilian to wear this" and "I look like my grandma" waistlines. So perhaps NFH can help get some clothes out there that don't look like utter crap but aren't only made for rude twiggies.

Have fun on the march to Birmingham. I was unaware that airline seat oppression had jumped up to take the place of racial oppression down there. I associate them with BMW or Mercedes or soemthing, not Boeing or Airbus. The things I learn from the FB.

I Stole This Rambling
 

I thought she was talking to me. I think lots of fat people are funny, I don't hate them at all.