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Insane in the Blaine
You have to admire the Brits for both there creativity and tenacity. I would hope that some jackhole starving himself in a box in the US would go largely unnoticed. The Brits have taken it upon themselves to really make this Blaine's life hell. Uncontent with efforts thus far - which include pelting the box with eggs and golf balls, laser pointers, and all manner of loud noises - some bloke filled balloons with paint and launched them at Blaine's box with a catapult.
From the article: [Pat Prince, the director of Network Security] said that this morning's attacker broke into a derelict building at the rear of the car park behind the Blaine site. Leaning out of a window, he fired seven or eight shots at the illusionist before hitting the box. Mr Prince added: "One of our officers who was patrolling in the area heard the twang of a catapult being fired and went to investigate. We detained the man and the police then arrested him. "The frustrating thing is that once again this man was smartly dressed and well-spoken. You would think that middle-class, middle-aged people would know better. http://www.thisislondon.com/til/jsp/...itemId=6902175 A catapult? |
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Fucking telemarketers and Fucking Judges
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NB, I have absolutely no rationality about this, at all. I think these fuckers are a public menace. I would probably applaud the repeal the first amendment w/r/t/ commercial speech entirely if it would get these assholes off my line. I think a lot of other people would, too. That scares the fuck out of me. I think that "constitution isn't a death pact" thing might apply: in applying a no-content-discrimination rule in this case, they court complete and total disaster with the backlash. BR(considering buying an air horn)C |
Fucking telemarketers and Fucking Judges
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"Hello. You've reached the house of ThurgreedMarshall. If you are a friend or relative, please enter the restricted access code now and the phone will ring directly through. If you are a stranger, but are not selling anything, please press 1 and leave a message. If you are selling something, please press 2 and follow the detailed instructions. And be sure to listen closely to all options, as our system has recently changed. If you are a creditor, please press 3. If you are paigow, please hold and someone will be with you in eight hundred and sixty seven minutes." I want one of those. TM |
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I hate the thought that I have to PAY to only receive calls from my friends and family, but it's completely worth it. |
Favorite Jessica Simpson moment
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"I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it." The Situation: A tearful Jessica learns that her record label has found fault with the vocals on her new single and that she must go back to the studio and rerecord said vocals. The Profound Lesson: After learning that the label found the music of this wee blonde popster "too bluesy" and "too challenging" for most fans, we are inclined to agree with her assessment of the intelligence of the recording-industry types she deals with. Too bluesy? Man, they are stupid. http://www.eonline.com/Features/Feat...on/index2.html |
telemarketers
I joined the state do not call list and generally no one bugs me. I don't answer the phone at home anyway, unless I'm expecting a call at a specific time. That's why caller ID and voicemail was invented. If they leave a message and I want to talk to them, I'll call them back. I don't answer the door unless I'm expecting someone either. I just wait until they go away. It reduces a lot of aggravation.
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You better hope that public opinion doesn't someday focus on ridding the world of tasteful shoes, 'cuz you just ratified your own closet death. |
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Obviously, they don't appreciate that this isn't the best way to market a service to stop annoying phone calls... |
Holy crap! Robert Palmer R.I.P.
He had some good stuff, especially in the 70's and early 80's. Even his 80's stuff (including the Power Station) was better than a lot of the dreck that came out then...
Always seemed like a classy guy and a snappy dresser... Tried to bring the crooner image into rock. Too bad, obviously he had much more than just a bad case of lovin' you... |
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I actually had a homeless guy try to pull this crap on me once when he asked me if he could ask me a question (which was going to be for cash to support his heroin habit, judging by the fresh tracks on his arms) and I politely said no, I'd rather he didn't and kept going. He then followed me arguing he had a constitutional right to talk to me against my will. Apparently in his fogged world free speech only applies to pains in the asses asking for drug money and not to those uninterested in donating. Same position as telemarketers. Unbelievable. |
We have a state do not call list and I am on that. However I have not had much trouble with telemarketers anyway. Not since I got an unlisted number, something I have had since 1998. I resent the fact I have to pay to have my number NOT put in the phone book, but it's worth it.
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