LawTalkers - Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Yet Eve Ensler has made scads of money based on the evidently accurate proposition that women want to hear the word coot, . . . er, vagina.

I believe the word she uses is CUNT.

bold_n_brazen

02-20-2004 11:51 AM

Straight eye for the queer gal

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Personally, I find it hard to believe that you would be incapable of carrying around the thought "I have a vulva!" without collapsing in laughter.

Maybe if you insert the word "gorgeous," you could pull it off.

Nope. I just tried it. "I have a gorgeous vulva" just makes me laugh harder.

Meanie.

SlaveNoMore

02-20-2004 11:51 AM

Deep Thought for the Day

Does anyone else find it odd that X-tina Aggiera is hosting SNL this weekend - and they actually have a separate musical guest?

ThurgreedMarshall

02-20-2004 11:54 AM

One thing that could lure me to NYC

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
There's a restaurant with just peanut butter sandwiches. Wow. And, Hank, at least one involves bacon.

Been there. Had the peanut butter, banana and honey sammich. Not bad. Free chips, too.

But if you like bacon, I think there's also a place here that serves nothing but hotdogs wrapped in bacon, with different toppings. Still haven't been there or the restaurant that serves like 100 different kinds of risotto.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So, my question to you all is, crunchy or smooth?

Smooth. And don't make me quote Eddie Murphy's Black History Minute George Washington Carver bit again.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick

02-20-2004 11:56 AM

Straight eye for the queer gal

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
self-love

To continue with this narcisistic theme, yesterday when I was having sex on all fours with my bra on, I looked in the mirror in front of me and noticed that thanks to gravity my tits actually looked big. And I thought "look at that girl with practically no hair and great big glorious tits".

(true story.)

leagleaze

02-20-2004 11:58 AM

Straight eye for the queer gal

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

You slut.

Jealous much?

SlaveNoMore

02-20-2004 12:00 PM

Straight eye for the queer gal

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greatwhitenorthchick
To continue with this narcisistic theme, yesterday when I was having sex on all fours with my bra on, I looked in the mirror in front of me and noticed that thanks to gravity my tits actually looked big. And I thought "look at that girl with practically no hair and great big glorious tits".

(true story.)

POTD

ThurgreedMarshall

02-20-2004 12:03 PM

And this is news how?

Quote:

Originally posted by leagleaze
No, the convulsing sounds unsexy. Also, I think, it would not be particularly hot to say to a woman, ooooh baby, I like your vulva.

Nor have I thought drawing one would be a particularly useful task. And why would you use glitter glue and sparkles? I would think if I happened to look and saw that it sparkled, I might be a bit concerned.

You don't always have to post the first thing that comes to your mind. A good guideline would be to edit your thoughts while linking them to something interesting or funny. You'd be surprised at how much of a difference such limited effort makes to the rest of us.

TM

ltl/fb

02-20-2004 12:08 PM

One thing that could lure me to NYC

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Smooth. And don't make me quote Eddie Murphy's Black History Minute George Washington Carver bit again.

I have no idea what you are talking about, so please do quote it. If it has to do with peanut butter. Peanut butter and honey go very well together.

Shape Shifter

02-20-2004 12:13 PM

Straight eye for the queer gal

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
To continue with this narcisistic theme, yesterday when I was having sex on all fours with my bra on, I looked in the mirror in front of me and noticed that thanks to gravity my tits actually looked big. And I thought "look at that girl with practically no hair and great big glorious tits".

(true story.)

I was thinking the same thing.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

02-20-2004 12:20 PM

Straight eye for the queer gal

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The real test would be to take the bra off and see if you can get them swinging.

In different directions.

bold_n_brazen

02-20-2004 12:22 PM

Dash right out to Dictionary.com

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I would suggest that there is a word that many of you Fashionistas need to learn right now. That word is "hyperbole".

Sheesh.

NotFromHere

02-20-2004 12:26 PM

Straight eye for the queer gal

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OK, make me the one to ask this then...what happened to your hair?

ThurgreedMarshall

02-20-2004 12:31 PM

Straight eye for the queer gal

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have gorgeous legs and a damn fine ass

Okay. Now we've heard about your tits, ass and legs. You keep talking all this shit, but I still haven't received any proof.

And does your stomach look like this?:

http://www.stainimaging.com/images/m...at_stomach.jpg

Because, then I would really need some photos.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane?

02-20-2004 12:37 PM

Straight eye for the queer gal

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay. Now we've heard about your tits, ass and legs. You keep talking all this shit, but I still haven't received any proof.

And does your stomach look like this?:

http://www.stainimaging.com/images/m...at_stomach.jpg

TM

That shirt is too big for her.

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