First they'll take your porn
 

I sense a loaded question... Kissing socially is a different gig alltogether. I'm talking about sex kissing.

And apparently, Richard Gere and I unfortunately have more than gerbilling in common.

GRR
 

In my experience, the lap dances aren't worth shit if the dancers are full nude.

str8's South Park script
 

I did like the cut to David Lee Roth in a pitiful state; I would give it a little oommph by having him dressed in one of his leotard/Borat outfits from the 80's and having sound bites of a falsetto impersonation of his "Hyyyaaahs" or devil shrieks (running with the devil) thrown in for good measure. Seriously. I would. Maybe even a captain's hat a la California Girls.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Curry leaves.

GRR
 

You tell, him, sister. That'll work, fer shur.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Kari? From the trees? Because they aren't an essential ingredient in curry. I know you know that. I am trying red curry tonight, in honor of the board.

A friend of mine has a post by someone called "Moldovan Wikiality Guru" on her myspace page. The Moldovan part has me kinda worried. I'm sure it's not Less, though. Right?

GRR
 

Do you think she pegs her husband?

First they'll take your porn
 

You too? Crap. Had I known about these lustcrushes, I would have at least attempted to maintain a minimal amount of FB Coolness.

Flower, how can I get it back (short of posting pictures of me knocking over bottles of Makers Mark with my cock)?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

The one time I had a thai friend cook green curry for me, he used them, along with green chiles. I'm not sure if we're talking about the same thing, but the package was labelled "curry leaves" on one side and something in Thai or Cambodian on the other side.

I've never tried cooking curries myself, because I'm the only member of my family who would eat them.

GRR
 

I shudder at the mere thought.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

There is such a thing as a curry tree. I will check out a jar of green and a jar of red curry paste at the store.

GRR
 

Why?

First they'll take your porn
 

It would take knocking over bottles of Crazy Horse.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

you people* should get a trial subscription to Google?

• Green Curry Paste:
  
  3 small fresh green chillies, chopped
  2 cloves garlic, chopped
  3 spring onions, chopped
  1/4 cup chopped fresh lemon grass
  1/4 cup chopped fresh coriander leaves
  2 tblspns oil
  2 tblspns water
  1 teaspoon shrimp paste
  1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
  1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
  
  Put all ingredients for green curry paste into blender and process until smooth or if you don't have a blender use the old fashioned way with mortar and pestle.

*and by "you people" I mean the fat people besides PPNYC

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I just did some quick research online. It appears that kaffir lime leaves are more commonly used in green curries than curry leaves, although all rely on a good amount of green chile.