LawTalkers - Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

William Hung offered a record contract and music video production deal.

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271|86436|1|,00.html

I for one cannot wait for his version of Living La Vida Loca to hit the streets.

aV

barely_legal

02-20-2004 02:57 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

This board doesn't have nearly enough hate on it lately (the celebrity death pool is morbid, but not hate-y enough) so I'm going to share some of my hatred with all of you because I'm benelovent like that.

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.

My friend got upset when I told her how much I hate people who have vanity plates and started explaing to me that they are not really bad b/c she had one when she was a teenager and it had her pets' names on it! awwwww. That didn't make me hate vanity plate owners any less, but I lost almost all respect for my friend. Seriously, what the hell does a person need to communicate on license plate? What is so godawful important that you are willing to pay money to tell every random driver on the street about? If you're advertising your business, whatever, it's still stupid but at least there's kind of a point. But why does someone who drives a "68 Volkswagon need a license plate that says "MY 68 BUG"?. Jesus Christ.

So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?

bold_n_brazen

02-20-2004 03:01 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

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Originally posted by barely_legal

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.

So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?

I had vanity plates from 1987-1993.

The first set had my nickname from college.

The second set referred specifically to what I did for a living at the time (and I was living in LA at the time, where almost everyone has vanity tags).

But it is true that during that six year period, I was 1) an asshoel, 2) insecure and 3) annoying as shit.

So I agree that I think that most people will say that you are mainly correct in your hating of vanity tags.

pretermitted_child

02-20-2004 03:05 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Yes, they are stupid. Why would you want a plate that some random stranger can remember easily? If I were to get a vanity plate, it would have the letter "O" and the number zero interleaved in a haphazard fashion.

Edited for grammar.

spookyfish

02-20-2004 03:05 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I had vanity plates from 1987-1993.

The first set had my nickname from college.

The second set referred specifically to what I did for a living at the time (and I was living in LA at the time, where almost everyone has vanity tags).

But it is true that during that six year period, I was 1) an asshoel, 2) insecure and 3) annoying as shit.

So I agree that I think that most people will say that you are mainly correct in your hating of vanity tags.

NO NO NO!

This answer is all wrong.

The correct answer, since you had vanity plates is:

"Shut up, you stupid bitch"

(Happy Friday!)

Did you just call me Coltrane?

02-20-2004 03:05 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
This board doesn't have nearly enough hate on it lately (the celebrity death pool is morbid, but not hate-y enough) so I'm going to share some of my hatred with all of you because I'm benelovent like that.

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.

My friend got upset when I told her how much I hate people who have vanity plates and started explaing to me that they are not really bad b/c she had one when she was a teenager and it had her pets' names on it! awwwww. That didn't make me hate vanity plate owners any less, but I lost almost all respect for my friend. Seriously, what the hell does a person need to communicate on license plate? What is so godawful important that you are willing to pay money to tell every random driver on the street about? If you're advertising your business, whatever, it's still stupid but at least there's kind of a point. But why does someone who drives a "68 Volkswagon need a license plate that says "MY 68 BUG"?. Jesus Christ.

So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?

In Illinois, they're only something like $5 extra if the plate includes a number, so MANY people have them...I don't and never will.

Come to think of it, you just called my mom stupid.

Bitch.

bold_n_brazen

02-20-2004 03:06 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
NO NO NO!

This answer is all wrong.

The correct answer, since you had vanity plates is:

"Shut up, you stupid bitch"

(Happy Friday!)

Shut up, you stupid bitch.

spookyfish

02-20-2004 03:07 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

From my experience, this is also true.

Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal

Jesus Christ.

Yes, the people who have these vanity plates are especially annoying.

NotFromHere

02-20-2004 03:08 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
Trash talk about Vanity plates

I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

eta - Shut up you stupid bitch. And apparently Tangy and Zesty and I had the same idea. But I was not annoying or insecure - just very very poor.

spookyfish

02-20-2004 03:10 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Come to think of it, you just called my mom stupid.

Your mom is stupid.

And she's bad in the sack.

(Happy Friday!)

bold_n_brazen

02-20-2004 03:11 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
Vanity Plate rant

Actually, I knew a woman who was invloved in a very contnetious divorce involving a lot of money. After the dust had settled (and the lawsuit as well) she went out and bought herself a specfuckingtacular white jaguar convertible. Her license plate?

HE PAID

barely_legal

02-20-2004 03:11 PM

Bring Back the Rants!

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

That answer does not relegate you to the status of 1) not an asshole 2) not insecure and 3) not annoying as shit.

In fact, I hope you're kidding b/c there is no way you seriously just answered my post about how annoying people with vanity plates are with an explanation of why you needed them b/c you had a Porsche. You are as stupid as Coltrane's mother and B&B circa 1987-1993.

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