| robustpuppy |
09-12-2006 01:54 PM |
Redskins
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She allegedly just had a baby. I think that she is not back to pre-baby weight. Also, Tom is a tiny tiny man. Katie is 5'9" or 5'10".
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I can only attribute this to the Ambien and to the plot of a novel I had the chance to read recently, but I had a freaky dream about Tom, Katie and Suri the other night. I was their nanny and I had to rebuff frequent advances from Tom (which I of course found quite surprising). Katie caught Tom cheating with someone else and they had a big row and she disappeared, and I thought he killed her, so to protect the baby I drove off with her, all the while thinking, "uh, shit, I think I'm kidnapping Tom Cruise's baby." Then I woke up.
I hope Tom Cruise's PR people don't come to Lawtalkers and pressure RT for my real name and then sue me. This dream does not reflect the views of Lawtalkers regarding Tom Cruise. In fact, it does not reflect my personal opinions of him. I wish him and Katie and that adorable child every happiness. I have my own baby and I have no plans to go all Lifetime Movie of the Week and try to swipe somebody else's. Just for the record. Plus, if I brough Suri home it would make the rest of us feel bad about our hair.
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