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Shape Shifter 1:14
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by NotFromHere Of course not because, well, that would be gross. And we don't discuss gross things here...do we? And do I get a prize for 1111 post? Because I think that's cooler than a personal K. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, but Leagl gets a prize for post 27k. Congratualtions. |
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dtb 1:19
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess Honey, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Awwwww. :blush: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess You miss that very clever, and pithy, passover joke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know. I am deeply ashamed. Especially (as I noted earlier), because I am such a diehard proponent of pith! quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess Then you proclaim that you love Friends. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Damn straight!!! It's one of the only shows I watch on network TV with any regularity. Horses for courses and all that... quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess I am not sure you are erudite enought to hang here. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can help you out with this one. I am confident I am not erudite to hang out here. Luckily, there's no entrance exam, so even boobs like me can fancy ourselves cool and with-it. So, I'll thank you to refrain from introducing reality into my delusions from here on out. (And just so we're clear, I'm pretty sure I wasn't that chick in your law school, as it is possible that I never once asked a question in all of law school. The only time I spoke was if I was called on.) quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by paigowprincess You can forget Atticus, sister. I dont see him posting about porn and you clearly dont have the mental guns of a Tina Fey with her over the top hilarious writing and sexy dark rimmed glasses (how 1998!) coverning some beady ass eyes. You might have a chance with Abba though, if you would consider the cyber bi thing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You wound me. Atticus may forget me -- but I will never forget him. Never! [sniff] (I'm not sure what the porn has to do with all of this though.... ) I'm not saying no to Abba -- not that she's asked, of course. |
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leagleaze 1:20
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Shape Shifter No, but Leagl gets a prize for post 27k. Congratualtions. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? |
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Shape shifter 1:22
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Next person to post no. 788? |
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Bilmore 1:23
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First post in response to your "what contest" post wins. (Ship the prize UPS, please.) {edited to add: Damn.) |
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evenodds 1:23
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best song parody. Top five voted on by FB poll. Edited to add: of course I swallow |
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Ollie 1:24
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield Shirley, you jest. Desperado is a crime against humanity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know nobody (including me) reads re-posted, unoriginal lyrics, but this begs for Mojo Nixon: “This is the sound of my brain” Then I said “This is the sound of my brain on Don Henley” Then I said “One two three four” He’s a tortured artist Used to be in the eagles Now he whines like a wounded beagle Poet of despair Puffed up with hot air He’s serious, pretentious and I just don’t care Don henley must die Don’t let him get back together With Glenn Frey, Don Henley must die Cut on the TV And what did I see This bloated hairy thing winnin’ a grammy Huah Best rock vocalist Compared to what Bunch of pseudo-serious craft angst-a-matic Satanic plot Don Henley Must die Put a sharp stick in his eye, don henley must die Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya Oh Quit playin’ that crap You’re out of the band I’m only kidding, can’t you tell? I love his sensitve music Idiot poetry swell You and your kind Are killin’ rock and roll It’s not because you’re o-l-d ‘Cause you ain’t Got no soul Don’t be afraid of fun Loosen up your ponytail Be wild, young Free and-a Get your head Outta your tail Don Henley Must die Don’t let him get back together With Glenn Frey Don Henley Must die Put him in the electric chair Watch him fry, Don Henley must die Don Henley must die Ah ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya No Eagles reunion The same goes for you too Sting Ah Oh |
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Atticus 1:34
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone The same goes for you too Sting -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Esquire Dubious Achievements headline, circa 1996: "Sting, Where Is Thy Death?" After hearing his latest crap song, I'm wondering where, when, and how. "Send your love {space effects sound} into the future {space effects sound} . . . ." For fuck's sake. Who died and made him Steve Miller? |
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Not From Here 1:42
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How about this? soldier on leave wins lottery What would you do if you won the lottery? Most creative wins. Edited to add - how would you quit? Better question. Most creative wins. Sending an e-mail from Tahiti - not creative. http://www.msnbc.com/news/975381.asp?0cv=CB20 |
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Greedy 1:42
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by leagleaze Thank you, and, speaking of prizes, we have decided to run a contest. The problem is I have absolutely no idea what kind of contest to run. The prize will be either a gift certificate to amazon.com or a sex toy shop, winner's choice. So, contest suggestions please? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The answer is in your title. Funniest and most vicious one liner on a Friday. Try-outs next friday, finalists the week after. Attacks on P^2 don't count. Too easy. __________________ |
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Shape Shifter 1:45
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by NotFromHere What would you do if you won the lottery? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd buy you a personality. How was that, G3? |
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Thurgreed 1:46
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Replaced_Texan For the rest of the post, I agree with you, BUT I think the NFL did a pretty shitty thing to make Matt Millen pay $200,000 for not interviewing anyone but Mariucci. Millen got a hard on the second he heard that Mariucci was available, and it was obvious to EVERYONE on the get-go that he'd be courting Mariucci hard. Spending a lot of efforts to bring in other candidates would have been a waste of time and resources, and Millen was being honest about the fact that he didn't want make any token guestures when it was clear that he had his sights on Mariucci. Five minority candidates were invited to interview, but they all declined because they knew Mariucci would get the job. Millen shouldn't have to hide his intentions OR go through an otherwise useless exercise of inviting people in only to say, nope, we're going with Mariucci. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can cry me a river too. I agree that if he reaches out to black candidates and they turn down the interview, fining him is a little harsh. But otherwise, I don't really care that the team (and please tell me where it says that $200K came out of his pocket) had to pay for not considering someone else. If you didn't, the rule would have no affect at all. Everyone would say, "But I already made up my mind," after the fact. This is no big deal and no one should be whining about it. TM |
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evenodds 1:47
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Shape Shifter I'd buy you a personality. How was that, G3? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner. __________________ |
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notfromhere 1:48
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Shape Shifter I'd buy you a personality. How was that, G3? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks. Now I'll finally have one. You're so generous to think of others. |
Casket Fashion
Angrymulletman 1:48
http://www.local6.com/news/2527756/detail.html "Her face was, like, all squished up," she said. Spree: link to article about stuffing a 500 pound woman into a casket a couple of sizes too small AM(the news today is funnier than the Onion this week - cannibal minks and now this)M |
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