GRR
 

It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.

On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")

However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me?

GRR
 

She looks like she's a good kisser. Score!

Tourists
 

I would think your stomach would soften the blow.

Oh, and pegging. I'll leave it to you to figure out which definition ltl was referencing.

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 

What the fuck kind of fucked up diet is that?

Tourists
 

who said anything about stomach? I push them at arm's length out of the way. They are leery about some crazy asian lady careening thru. They aren't even sure if I speak English!

I think I know which one. Naw, man my husband is more caustic than me. See my prior posts.

GRR
 

A former JW wrote a story a year ago in the NYT sunday Magazine end page. i forget the word, but he left the Church, say it was "Lapsed", anyway when they come to his door he tells the JWs he is this. They run- guys who leave are the devil. Try it.

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 

It obviously includes copious amounts of Vitamin Water. Hi PLF!!

Tourists
 

more caustic? so his bodily fluids would dissolve the dildo?

GRR
 

The Jehovah's Witnesses that showed up at my door last Saturday morning got to see a naked RT. I was fast asleep when they rang the bell, and I only got up because the dogs' barking indicated that whoever was on the porch wasn't going away. I grabbed the first thing I could find (a towel) and opened the door, but the towel slipped while the Displaced Dog and I had a little discussion about whether or not he could go out on the front porch and eat the nice woman in the dress.

After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy. I took the pamphlet, but I never got around to reading it. I think it got thrown away.

The Displaced Dog and the Puppy (just turned three! can you believe it?) didn't get to eat the Jehovah's Witnesses.

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 

Nothing wrong with that.

Tourists
 

no, meaning he wouldn't let me do that.

GRR
 

I got the one about blood too! It's in my trashcan now. Although I think the housekeeper may have taken it out to practice her English.

Wait a second. That may not be such a great idea, come to think of it.

GRR
 

Instructions on how to do what? Was there jazz fushion music playing in the background? Did the Jehovah Witness lady disrobe and join in on the fun?

GRR
 

See now, if the JW in question had been Prince, this story could have been a really good story.

Tourists
 

I was so totally going to post this!!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness I STP'ed.

It seems like she must be related to sunnybunny, and has totally different definitions for certain words.