Things I learned on Mothers Day
 

The second date was the last date, and from what I gather, was purely for amusement purposes. No one could keep a straight face. When she introduced him to her friends at a bar, they announced that they were "pissed drunk."

Mother's Day
 

Please continue to assume so. I billed you 0.8 for this post.

Regards,
Atticus

Things I learned on Mothers Day
 

Really? Why do people always say she's hot for an older woman? 38 is a great age. It's when most women are fuck machines.

Burning sensations
 

Mine are reasonably new in comparison to the others you may have sucked on. But I'm not really sure what your past experiences have been. Your mouth will not burn, in the traditional sense, at all. You will find it pleasurable and rewarding. However, it is the case that your mouth (and the rest of you) will burn with passion and lust. You will ache to be filled with mine.

Things I learned on Mothers Day
 

In my experience, it doesn't matter what age they are.











They're never fuck machines.

TM

Things I learned on Mothers Day
 

spinsterpleaser.

Burning sensations
 

You have the old ones, then. The burning is not as intense if you chew and swallow immediately. It's stronger if you keep it in your mouth for a while. Actual sucking is not necessary.

Things I learned on Mothers Day
 

TM, are you hungover or something? That ball's so soft even I can't bring myself to hit it.

what's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
 

Or barely could be the LawChick(tm) version of Doogie Howser. "Object to the form. Yes, I really am a lawyer, even though I am not old enough to vote. Are you going to rephrase that?"

Apropos of nothing, how old was Anne Bancroft when she was in "The Graduate"?

Things I learned on Mothers Day
 

One of my best friends is on the verge of breaking up with his GF b/c she wants it TOO much. He said 3x+ a day. Too much for him apparently. He has turned down road head from her she offers it so often. I know this guy very well and he wasn't bragging when he told me this. He said he was worn out and didn't know how much more he could take.

Edited to add: No, it's not me. Settle down ladies.

Mother's Day
 

I thought the same thing. My brain went something like this "Keller - chris meloni naked - mmmm". And then I moved on. I think I skipped the rest of the post in favor of thinking about chris meloni naked, no offense to TM.

Things I learned on Mothers Day
 

For some reason Diane Lane looks older than she is. Not bad skin or hard-looking, just an older look.

And this is non-responsive, but Yahoo news says that spinsters are the new soccer mom in terms of the group with political clout. Interesting - did RT call this a few weeks back? Very prescient.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...doffbypolitics

Mother's Day
 

You (all of you) are a bad influence. I got an email about co-ed something or other, and I had to read the subject twice because I thought it said "naked co-ed" whatever. and that is kind of unusual, for a work email.

my ebay stalker
 

so the dude who claims his brother has lukemia (sic) who wants my lunchbox sent the following in reply to my message that said I would have to check with my boyfriend, but what was he offering to pay for it:

I understand.
I don't have much money because I'm on Government disability ($500 a month) But I don't mind you making a little profit.

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WHAT???? don't "mind" me making a little profit? this is just rEdiculous. can i send a "go to hell" message back? All this lukemia (sic) and disability stuff is just insane...does he really think I'm going to buy it?

Mother's Day
 

Does that make you a fuck machine? The skipping my post part, not the thinking of sex part.

TM