Following cars.
 

Are you saying that only hot guys drive hot cars? Because it's mostly the opposite. The hottest cars are driven by fat balding old men - for the most part.

Following cars.
 

I think he thought he was hot.

I have seen those cars that nfh posted a picture of around. The people in them always, ALWAYS reek "I think I am so hot."

Following cars.
 

god I wish. But driving that kind of car gets you attention from the wrong kind of folks. Like people who drive black and whites. And criminals.

Following cars.
 

I think he's saying that a hot guy would have gone for, like, a regular car rather than the weird white upholstery old convertible.

Following cars.
 

No, I'm saying the obverse.*


* Or whatever it's called. No hot guy** would drive a boxy, 20 year-old electric blue car with white pleather.

** ETA: Hot as defined by anyone other than fringe, who would find a donut-shaped guy hot.

To wit:

http://www.thebackofthemoon.com/Simp...s/dnuthead.jpg

Following cars.
 

I'm thinking there's a better chance of a hot guy (quirky maybe) in a funky car than in a beater. Maybe he was looking for Erisa.

Following cars.
 

A-hem.

(Damn your careful editing, Burger!)

This is just the sort of careful insight that has made you such a valuable member of our little circle of cool, lo these many years. What are you wearing?

PGA Championship
 

Go here and click next Woods' or Mickelson's name for a live video feed: http://www.pga.com/pgachampionship/2...ng/index1.html

TM

Following cars.
 

Erisa Rose in Spanish Harlem?

Following cars.
 

Bilmore?

It must be Snowing, Cause I Sleigh Me
 

Oh come on! I'm twice the punster Bilmore ever was.

It must be Snowing, Cause I Sleigh Me
 

Well, he did Atkins, IIRC.

K Fed
 

Is this any better?

Doing my part to move us towards #5000,
str8

K Fed
 

So who thinks ppnyc spent her lunch hour shopping for something to wear to meet TM? I bet she's all aflutter.

Following cars.
 

I note that the donut guy you found is the same person as your avatar.

K Fed
 

I think penske is scrambling to hire the hottest asian actress he can find on short notice. I haven't heard anything back on my pm.

TM

K Fed
 

I'm wondering if she'll suck it. Since she still hasn't filled us in on her blowjob technique, maybe Thurgreed can give us a review.

My Rant
 

For the record, I could care less whether ppnyc is hot or not. That was never the point of any of my interactions with her. I don't care what clothes she wears, I don't care whether she is an attorney or "staff". What I care about are the really ugly views she continually espouses about other women. I don't consider myself to be a huge feminist, but her treatment of other women on this board and views about what should make women happy are offensive to me. I am offended, as a woman, by statements that only women who are married with kids could possibly be happy and everyone else is an unhappy, bitter, lonely fraud. I am offended when her counter to a woman who disagrees with her is that the woman must be ugly and not in a relationship. I wish there weren't women in the world who held the views that she claims to hold. I think that her views do a great disservice to women generally, and particularly to women who have taken the time and effort to make careers and lives for themselves that don't revolve solely around whether they have men in their life.

So, Penske, don't give me this "what an unfair pile-on to poor, innocent little ppnyc". The stuff she spews here is vile and hateful towards other women and it is perfectly reasonable for some of us to point out to her that we take offense to her entire line of thinking. No that she gives us any indication that she gets what we are saying most of the time, but at least we can try to impart the message.

In other words, I'm perfectly happy for her to be non-substantive. Not my beef at all.

K Fed
 

Do you have her on ignore? Because you have to take her off in order to get a reply.

(helpful!)

My Rant
 

Well said.

For a bitter divorced feminist beyotch.

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

Just to clarify, she said that having kids and a husband made her more balanced. She didn't say happy. But of course we all know that what makes you more balanced and happy is having gone to grad school. Or college.

Late and unoriginal observation
 

I must have missed the Emmy nominations, but I want to know what kind of voting system results in a nomination for Kevin James of King of Queens but none for Hugh Laurie, the sexiest man who's not a doctor but plays one on TV EVER?

My Rant
 

I heart ncs.

My Rant
 

Um, ugly? Old?

My Rant
 

Or having a nice car.

Late and unoriginal observation
 

Hefty is in.

K Fed
 

Thanks. I didn't know that. Or I forgot it.

TM

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

And think about what the use of the phrase "more balanced" really implies!

Mind-boogling!

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

Nice tits?

TM

K Fed
 

Dumbass. (Hi ppnyc!)

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

I don't know. Depending on how allegedly large the tits are compared to how allegedly small her frame is, I would likely make the contrary argument.

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

Boobling?

Late and unoriginal observation
 

No, that honor goes to Dr. McDreamy. Who has the most fabulous hair for a guy who plays a doctor on TV ever.

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

What is the German word for a breastfed infant, Alex?

Previous thread winner should be ineligible to compete -- just like on Big Brother HOH competitions.

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

Is this Jeopardy?

eta, nice edit playah.

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

I would like to add to ncs's post that I would also be perfectly happy for ppnyc to be hot.

Where the hell is Erisa?
 

Sheesh. I'm a never-married, without kids, female attorney in my thirties that's jealous of those who have all of those things I don't because I devoted myself to my career instead of a man, and now I have to feel more unhinged because my right tit is bigger than the left? Way to kick a girl while she's down.

C
 

This is how I picture Penske reacting after he hits "submit post."

http://www.jeffiscool.com/numanuma.html

[spree: sfw, and I'd be surprised if anyone here hasn't already seen this . . . but it's still funny]