GRR
 

She was giving me instructions about the automatic watering system. It's sort of complicated. Her explaining it saved me an hour and a half of reading through the manual and trying to figure out which "zones" were where on the cryptic pirate map.

JW lady did not disrobe. Thank god.

GRR
 

She was not hot?

GRR
 

I don't think so. It's a wee bit chilly here this morning.

GRR
 

Hey man, throw her a bone. She had some really nice religious tracts.

aV

GRR
 

Mine was hot in a wholesome sort of way. In her twenties, attractive, demure dark flowery dress that went past her knees, sensible shoes that had a bit of a heel, pearls, light makeup. She had a chaparone, though, so the corrupt-the-Jehovah's-Witness-with-hot-lesbian-sex scenario just wasn't in the cards. Sorry.

GRR
 

That could have been my lady. Her chaperone appeared to be about 3 years old, though.

GRR
 

my last home had a JW family living at the end of the block. they would have meetings where bunches of them came over, I think carrying a red book. I never did get to know them. it's not like you can invite them over for drinks.

GRR
 

That would explain her reluctance to disrobe.

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 

Invest in a tailor to make the sleeves the correct length on your arms and then wear as barrel cuffs (unless you want to roll up to your elbows, if the shirt and the situation allow). For a "french cuff look," wear a shirt with French cuffs.

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 

When are you meeting Thurgreed in Grand Central? It's not like he can rape you there or anything.

GRR
 

JWs can drink, as long as it's not a birthday party or something. We had a JW secretary at my old firm; she was actually fun to have a drink with at all-firm events.

GRR
 

Ah, a lady gardener? Was she hot?

GRR
 

Smokin'. But never around the plants.

GRR
 

I think you used to be my neighbor.

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 

When? I don't know. Is he hot?