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It must be difficult to have absolutely nothing to make it more interesting.

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I said almost anything you say or do will seem more interesting. I'm only more interesting if you've had the benefit of the same blend of martinis and xanax as me.

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As I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who are these people?

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Ten people who have never been in his mother's kitchen.

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Yet.

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You obviously don't know Lester's mother.

Bring Back the Rants!
 

I've always liked KILL YOUR TELEVISION, but it works better if your other car has one that says TELEVISE YOUR KILL.

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Thanks, Gwink, for intentionally confusing what he said and putting in my mind the image of Wonk naked and on all fours.

Happy fucking weekend.

Paris Hilton, the best room service in town
 

Maybe this will help.
No, the link is not to the video, only the freakin article
Rick Salomon has proudly released a brand spankin' new high-quality, full-length version of the original grainy, night-vision porno in hopes of earning tons and tons of cash. "I'm going to make some money and go surfing for a year, and everything's gonna be cool," he brags to the New York Post.

The nearly 40-minute video costs $50 to download with the profits going directly into the pockets of the former Mr. Shannen Doherty: "It's my brother's Web site. I own the tape. I made the video. I own the rights."

Salomon tells the paper he's selling "tons" of copies, with some servers buckling under the heavy traffic. As for his obliging ex-girlfriend Paris, he says there are, ugh, "no hard feelings," adding, "She'll probably hate me after this, but what are you gonna do?"

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True. She has a framed doily in the kitchen that says "Serving fine last meals to the condemned for 38 years."

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Bet you can't wait for that webcam now!

Ok, I am leaving. Have a good one, everyone. Hang loose. Be good. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Stay cool.

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Meaningful. Meaningful fucking weekend.

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"I already have a good one. Now I'm just looking for a longer one." - George Carlin.

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Or mine, for that matter.

That I can recall.