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Guys do the same thing. I can't tell you how many guys plant their asses in a Barcalounger with a remote control surgically implanted in their hands, start chugging frat quantities of pizzas every night, and mysteriously instantly lose all the hair from their heads the second they come back from the honeymoon.

NotFromHere

01-22-2004 05:46 PM

Nice

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Originally posted by dtb

Not only do I agree (and heartily, at that), I am including this on my seminal (not that kind of seminal you pervs!) work on the subject. I'm still looking for a tittle.

All I know is it's got to have "hyphen" in the title -- and you wisecrackers (as opposed to wise crackers -- which may be an oxymoron... I'll have to get back to you on that) will be sure to come up with something at least as catchy (and probably far more uncivilized) as "Eats Shoots and Leaves"! Witnessing the unbridled success with which that little ditty was met was a watershed moment for me, I tell you!

Busting Hyphen myths

ltl/fb

01-22-2004 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
Guys do the same thing. I can't tell you how many guys plant their asses in a Barcalounger with a remote control surgically implanted in their hands, start chugging frat quantities of pizzas every night, and mysteriously instantly lose all the hair from their heads the second they come back from the honeymoon.

And since Slave is only obsessed with losing every hair NOT on his head, he probably is not risking this happening to him either.

NotFromHere

01-22-2004 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm sorry. I tried not to use my teeth, but sometimes I get excited and clumsy.

It will be better once you get the braces removed.

Not Me

01-22-2004 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by purse junkie Barcalounger

The installation of a barcalounger in one's house is grounds for divorce in many states. Or so I hear.

Pretty Little Flower

01-22-2004 05:49 PM

POLL

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
how many of you believe penske when he says that a sock is serioulsy not his?

Paigow, I know that you are hurt and just lashing out here. In some ways, we have all felt betrayed by Penske at one time or another. This feeling is misplaced. When Penske says a sock is his, it is so. When he says a sock is not his, it is so. There are others, however, who have abused their socking privileges. These people shall remane nameless for now, but their names all sound like Ironseed. But it makes no sense to cast stones at Penske for the sins of others. To crucify him like . . . like . . . like that chick from the Real World Seattle who was slapped.

Where is Penske anyway?

ltl/fb

01-22-2004 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It will be better once you get the braces removed.

PLF, just because you are a manspinster from Alabama does not mean you have to turn to pleasuring other men. You've always seemed pretty firmly hetero around here. I'm sure you are still young and firm enough to convince some female to have sex with you. Or, that you make enough money to pay for it.

Shape Shifter

01-22-2004 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It will be better once you get the braces removed.

Where's the link?

evenodds

01-22-2004 05:52 PM

POLL

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Paigow, I know that you are hurt and just lashing out here. In some ways, we have all felt betrayed by Penske at one time or another. This feeling is misplaced. When Penske says a sock is his, it is so. When he says a sock is not his, it is so. There are others, however, who have abused their socking privileges. These people shall remane nameless for now, but their names all sound like Ironseed. But it makes no sense to cast stones at Penske for the sins of others. To crucify him like . . . like . . . like that chick from the Real World Seattle who was slapped.

Where is Penske anyway?

He's observing his posting fast until Petunia returns.

notcasesensitive

01-22-2004 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
PLF, just because you are a manspinster from Alabama does not mean you have to turn to pleasuring other men. You've always seemed pretty firmly hetero around here.

apparently you never saw his hipster shirt from hot topix.

Jimmy Dean

01-22-2004 05:54 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Where's the link?

http://www.jimmydean.com/images/prod...smhotsweet.jpg

I'm so good at this. And it's not even Sausage Awareness Month yet.

robustpuppy

01-22-2004 05:54 PM

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by dtb

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Not only do I agree (and heartily, at that), I am including this on my seminal (not that kind of seminal you pervs!) work on the subject. I'm still looking for a title.

I am surprised to learn that you agree that a woman who pleases multiple men is a skank! Perhaps you were so enamoured with the form that you missed the substance.

Pretty Little Flower

01-22-2004 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
apparently you never saw his hipster shirt from hot topix.

Or the French Connection purple velvet 6 button blazer with a spread collar that I just got from Bluefly. $70! And it fits perfectly.

ltl/fb

01-22-2004 05:57 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Or the French Connection purple velvet 6 button blazer with a spread collar that I just got from Bluefly. $70! And it fits perfectly.

All the guys I date dress like this. I don't see any non-hetero connection.

I miss Int'l Male. Though, I think he should switch his allegiance (HOW THE FUCK IS THAT SPELLED????) to TGI Friday's now that they have the Atkins-approved menu.

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