I fucking hate Westlaw
 

Is she perhaps a big fan of the mobster genre?

I fucking hate Westlaw
 

wordly. heh heh heh. good one.

New York man loses shirt in topless bar
 

Which one by chance? Lipitor?

Or Zoloft with that cute little puffy thing???

http://www.zoloft.com/images/request/dot_video.gif

Not Mongo
 

My cat Mongo does NOTHING (NOTHING!!!) But eat, cry for food, and dream about food. He most certainly woudl not be wasting his time with all this posting. Kindly change your moniker to Not Mongo.

cat name and word question
 

I did so because I was pretty certain that I could trick you into some pathetic little gloating reply. Typical.

I fucking hate Westlaw
 

The only thing I know she is into is Wheel of Fortune. Like I said, she is far more wordly than I gave her credit in my yout.

Update
 

I just wanted to update the board on what's been happening with my friend with the annoying habit of siging off every email, including those in back-and-forth, with "cheers, ______". She stopped for awhile, or it became intermittent, but she is doing it again.

Anyone have any other updates they would care to share? MR? Did the Rude Fats send you a thank you card?

Not Mongo
 

So, no sleeping, scratching the sofa corner, pooping, or swatting the other kitties???

cat name and word question
 

Those at least sound like pet names. Phil and Bruce sound live tv weathermen. Not that I don't appreciate your concern and effort.

I was able to name the cat after observing him over the weekend. He rambles in many directions at once with no discernible purpose and seems to hate ugly people, nerds, and Fats. He is a nutless hip-shootin' cat with a well-fitting coat and an impeccably clean ass. I named him sebastion dangerfield.

I fucking hate Westlaw
 

Wrong about what? You do not like Jen from Office Space? The reality tv chick *does* do it for me? You are not the Mia to my Frank? gwnc is not the Labatt Blue chick?

And I do love your avatar. Maude is tres sexy. Please don't change.

I fucking hate Westlaw
 

[EOM]

ahem
 

Oh. My......

Not Mongo
 

Well, the dreaming about food happns while he's sleeping. I'm fairly certain he's never pooped....that's why he's the size of a dog. I can barely lift him. He weighs more than two of my other cats combined. I adopted him after a friend of mine found him wedged into a drainpipe. Poor fat fuck went in after something edible and got stuck. He looks like Fat Bastard, only really pretty.

I fucking hate Westlaw
 

I don't quite know how to say this, but your "crazy aunt" from Wisconsin is obviously a sex-changed mob informant who has been living a witness-protection lie all these years. Did she ever bathe you?

ETA: or grandmother. Whatever. The bathing is the point. Let's focus on the bathing, shall we?

Update
 

What is your obesession with me? You address like 2-3 questions a day to my attention. Are you trying to bait me into saying something stupid?

Well, it worked.