Carl Weathers, America is calling you.
 

Fuck no. Hunting humans is tiring enough as it is. Hunting them and asking for their votes? I'm goin' nowhere near that action.

Serving humanity in politics is soooooo boring, especially when you can serve humanity for dessert. I'm leaving the politics to ShapeShifter. God knows he has time for it.

Sonny always was a little shit on the set. Once his opponent finds out about him and that goat, it's all over anyway.

The Predator

Ghod you fuckers must be bored
 

I spend a single day working and return to find that paigow sees my face in ev'ry sock and Thurgreed spent all day trying to find that picture of my dashing self at the St. Patrick's Day parade. I'm flattered by your adoring attention, I really am. But there's no need to stumble all over yourselves so embarrassingly to curry (mmmmmm - curry) my favor, because there's plenty of me to go around. Even more so since I started on the Puff Penske Playaz Wine and Cheese Fat Cat diet. Got a ways to go before all I can fit into is a kilt, though.

Oh, and stick the fucking cork back in the bottle of wine and stop obsessing already. The Fab Five isn't coming over and make you feel all prole for not having the latest Sharper Image electronic gas-injecting cork replacer, FFS.

Screw Cap & Cork
 

I thought you liked the beer, but now I think you were just humoring me because you enjoyed my presentation.

Screw Cap & Cork
 

Note to Bilmore:

Don't say "whiff"! It's a trap! Because he knows that you know that he knows - ahh fuck it.

ETA: I get on the mix late in the night

In case anyone is really sick
 

There's a link to the beheading video at Tom Leykis' radio show web site. I have not watched it, I do not plan to. But if you want to, there it is.

http://www.blowmeuptom.com/index2.html

In case anyone is really sick
 

WTF is wrong with people that they would watch this? Are you that fucking sick and depraved? Isn't the description good enough to know what happened?

Jesus Fucking Christ. What is wrong with people?

AI Results
 

Once again America produces a travesty. I'm disgusted.

Granted, both divas (and I would most definitely NOT classify either Diana or Jasmine as a diva) had one fantastic and one less-than-stellar song choice last night, but come on, people!

Jasmine was plain awful last night, and Diana was nowhere near as good as the judges seemed to think she was. I would love love love to have her perform next to a white girl who actually can sing, like, say, Kelly Clarkson. Then maybe the stupid white people who "don't get why black people can't just sing the notes" (a paraphrase of an ignorant relative of the SFC's) would realize that their favorites in the competition SUCK.

But no, I'm not bitter. HA! I'm still bitter from last week. I could have given George lots of people to listen to and emulate besides Cab Calloway, like Joe Williams, Billy Eckstine and, yes, Nat King Cole. When you're a soul king, you don't try to sing an Irving Berlin song most closely associated with the ultimate white singer, Fred Astaire.

Which brings me back to last night's song choices. The only person who should have attempted The Weather Girls is Fantasia (or Jennifer could have, had she still been around). Anything by the BeeGees, in spite of the passionate lyrics, is just too musically cool to work in a competition where being emotionally overwrought is rewarded. And curses on Fantasia for resurrecting one-hit wonder Bonnie Tyler. Feh.

tm

PS RT, I was the one who posted the pics of the Urban Outfitters boots. Glad you like them.

AI Results
 

I didn't watch the results show because it was obvious to me that Jasmine would be going home. Her performance of "It's Raining Men" was terrible. And because it is one of my favorite disco songs, it was painful. It isn't as if it was a rare bad evening for her that voters could overlook; she's been sucky for several weeks now and should have gone home ahead of Jennifer Hudson, George Huff and probably even John Stevens.

Imagine my surprise to look online and see that the two best singers left in the competition were the bottom two. Boooo.

In case anyone is really sick
 

If the Economist - a magazine to which I subscribe and which is usually hovers above the rest of the pandering media - can feed the "shock and awe" machine by putting that picture of the ersatz Iraqi "Batman" on its cover under the heading "Resign Rumsfeld", then why wouldn't people want to further rubberneck and descend to the next step and watch poor Nick's bloodcurdling cries whilst the [per Reuters] freedom-fighter posse slowly hack off his head and flood the floor with his blood?

Not so shocking either, with the Boston Globe today showing [indirectly] porn video stills while referring to them as "rape videos of Iraqis". Maybe this yellow-journalist will get a Pulitizer. I can't wait for the next scoop.

Hell, we should make alll of stuff this mandatory viewing. You know, fair and balanced and all that. And to reveal, to everyone yet again, that war is hell.

In case anyone is really sick
 

I don't dispute that war is hell. I just don't get why people are so fucking stupid that they actually need to see that kind of stuff to realize what a threat radical islam is.

Did you need to see the people jump from the WTC to know the horror of what they must have been going through? Did you fucking need to see it? Is just hearing it not enough for you to get the effect?

That is my point. What is wrong with people that they cannot understand these things without visual stimuli.

People are stoopid.

In case anyone is really sick
 

I personally didn't have to as I saw it in person from Broadway and Liberty. As did others around here. Go read our little time capsule on Infirm if you want to refresh.

And yes, I think our bloodlust video game society does need a visual aid for anything to sink in. Do you really think anyone gave a rats ass about the humiliation of Iraqi war criminals before these silly pictures came out?

BTW - move this over to Politics before some small-minded asshole like Paigow complains to my co-Admins.

So close to Dick
 

Things I learned from this post:
(1) Andy Dick got popped for pot possession.
(2) Apparently I sat next to ncs for part of Coachella without either of us knowing, as I saw Andy Dick in the VIP area around the same time (maybe a little later).

Other things:
(1) How does the board feel about the band Franz Ferdinand? For those who thought The Strokes weren't Scottish enough, I recommend. Plus, they have some man-crush song, NTTAWWT.
(2) Danger Mouse had a killer set at Coachella. Those SF/SV posters who have the Grey Album should PM me. (Actually one of of you needs to PM me, but still...)
(3) Str8, how do you feel about the KCRW v. Indie 103 issue? Indie 103 is a station that plays indie rock, with a focus on playign stuff that never got on the radio, like the Buzzcocks, Bad Religion, plus new stuff, like the aforementioned Franz Ferdinand.

In case anyone is really sick
 

No worry, she has me on ignore as does everyone else on this board except for you. Tomorrow, you are going to hear all about it when they start cursing you for quoting me. Muaaahhhaahahaha. I love the Re-newbies.

PM'ing Pictures
 

Is there anyway to PM pictures to people? Not pictures with URLs, but pics you have stored on your computer.

So close to Dick
 

I have tix for next month and I have the CD - both solely on recomendations that look awfully shady right now

Why? You need a copy?

PM'ing Pictures
 

If the pictures are linked to a briefcase or public folder, yes. If not, send your fake photos to their fake email address. No friggin big.

Huh?
 

If you need more proof of how useless the Stalin/Sucky Board has become, check out the policy statement from the Boston board:

"We deleted a posting of what appeared to be an internal email from a law firm. It's our policy not to allow postings of internal email or memos. Share it through email at your own risk, but please don't post it here unless it's otherwise been released for publication."

They suck. That's the fun part. Well, reading the firm internal email satire is the fun part, but the real ones satisfy my morbid curiosity.

AI Results
 

Fuck.

In case anyone is really sick
 

Well I watched it, and I agree that it is truly fucked up and depraved. As for burying this type of thing (as many are trying to do with this video and the photos of atrocities in the prisons, etc.), I say FUCK THAT. If more people see the results of war, including these horrors, maybe they will be a bit more introspective before they send soldiers off to fight. I am not saying that these images make a case against war (the Berg video might make a case for the use of nuclear weapons, but maybe I'm just sick having just watched the video), but I get the feeling that the average person in the US has no fucking clue what is being done in their name, good and/or bad.

Huh?
 

Wow.


By the way, RT has officially taken over now. So let the censorship begin!



Have fun RT.

I'll be hanging around as needed, but I doubt she'll need much help.

Meanwhile, if you want to get in touch with me, let one of the other Admins know, or im me at leagl_eaze at yahoo. I wouldn't use the leagleaze email address. I won't be checking it much. info@lawtalkers.com I've handed over to RT.

If you post something to me chances are good I won't see it. If I happen to be around I'll respond, but you are better off with im. You can try PM too I guess.

So close to Dick
 

I have the most recent album and it's in heavy rotation right now. I like it a lot.

And they're off!....
 

Anyone following the Triple Crown?

Can Smarty Jones win the Preakness? Or Does Lion Heart take it from him?

I'm liking Imperialism in the 8 post. He looked amazing in the second half of the Derby and is likely the only horse who can really give Smarty a run. That Smarty is in the 7 post should only make this race more competitive.

Huh?
 

I'll see you in the usual places. Your dreams.

spring has sprung
 

The Quarantine has lifted, 19 pornstuds have been cleared to act againl

Thank god, now Thurgreed's mamma can go back to work.

In case anyone is really sick
 

Did any of you sick fucks click on this? After I read the stgory on it yesterday I almost puked and then I Couldnt get it out of my head all day. Its so fucking sick. The only consolation I can take from it is that the kid was an idiot. but oh my god, now I feel sick again.

AI Results
 

Excuse me, but Bonnie Tyler, not a one hit wonder. She sang "Its a heartache" and I bleieve had a duet with someone that was good.

Besides that, I gotta say that I got a little weepy at the dismissal of L2ed. Not tha I was a huge fan but she was warming up. Jasmine has no business being there. She is the product of a bunch of Hawaiians who dont care about the music and a bumch of jewish men from nyc who dont care about the music. If I have to watch her mouth thank you one more time I will stop watching.

And damn I hsould have bet yesterday. I still say Fantasia wins. SHe would be better off if she didnt so she could get a contract of her own choice.

And how gay is Clay?

the three faces of death
 

if you ask nicely and pay them, I'm sure you can get one of your co-workers to give you a hug to make you feel better. bwahhahaha.

how about a link to this?
 

other porn news
NYPost is reporting some of the new "abuse" evidence includes a video of the "leash girl" having sex with US soldiers in front of Iraqui prisoners. She's no Vivid star, but if you have to sit in a cell anyway, that doesn't strike me as abuse.

And remember the Jessica who was a prisioner then rescued , there was video of her too. It seems like the new coed army is a party, othere than the roadside bombs, I mean.

uh oh, she's contagious
 

Can any of you sick fucks pciture this? After I read your post Hankiewankie I almost puked and now I Cant get the image of lindytrailertrashbucknakedandwrithing out of my head. Its so fucking sick. The only consolation I can take from it is the inevitable tcb. but oh my god, now I feel sick again.

AI Results
 

When I read tm's post, I thought the same thing - Total Eclipse of the Heart, anyone?

Why, O why do I remember this crap and yet repeatedly forget my husband's birthday? Why, Bilmore?

Carl Weathers, America is calling you.
 

Not Billy. I thought Billy would be above all of this.

I'm scared Poncho.

Carl Weathers, America is calling you.
 

go see Paigow, maybe you two can trade feel better hugs.

Was Chris Rock wrong?
 

The newest fitness craze from the UK and Australia? Poledancing.

http://news.com.au/common/imagedata/...,343990,00.jpg

Rumor is that clear-heeled shoes come gratis with successful completion of the course.

Gattigap

Was Chris Rock wrong?
 

First the BMW post, now this. Stripperobics has been offered at Crunch for about 2 years now. Get with the program.

Was Chris Rock wrong?
 

It's been killing the demand for the pole in the my living room.

Western Conference Confidence
 

new poll on espn.com shows the strong feelings that the Western Conference finals are the NBA finals- at least so far-

actually i think this just went up this morning, so this is how people in the east feel. The imbalance will probably get worse as the day wears on.

Turn around, bright eyes.
 

Well, I'm Not Bilmore, but I do the same thing.

Anyhoo, on to NHL Playoff Haiku Eastern Conference Edition

Bolts go to Philly
Nikolai in need of hug
Not Bobby Clarke smiles

Was Chris Rock wrong?
 

Indeed. The medicine ball that trainer Dolph keeps throwing at me is becoming somewhat threadbare, and the "Concrete ankleweights" always did chafe. Time to move on to the new fitness techniques.

Huh?
 

Those were nightmares honey.

Huh?
 

We will miss you too.