Important Moral Question
 

Oh, sure. If you are into that crap. I am guessing ltl has better taste than that.

Explain to me why
 

I don't know why. It was completely ignorant and insensitive. I, of course, would never do such a thing. BUt that's because some of my best friends are lesbians, so I know how touchy you people are.

Important Moral Question
 

In this case, it would be a virtuous virtual tour. And how often does THAT happen?!?

bad kisser
 

Inherently gorgeous people are not a fair test. They look good in anything, and make anything look good.

Of Tv and Sausages
 

I appreciate your interest. I have Italian sausage. I will personally prepare it for you and spice it up just the way you like it.

http://www.jimmydean.com/images/prod..._smitalian.jpg

Please note that the sausage is a little bigger in real life.

Explain to me why
 

Oh fuck you, you beneficiary and enforcer of the patriarchal construct that is american society.


And thank you Jimmy, I can see that unlike the bastard Taxwonk you are rejecting the patriarchy and are not only tolerant, but seeking to help those who are victimized by our society. God bless you.

Important Moral Question
 

If you are concerned about taking people's time unfairly, then I think your idea about forcing them to do an entire video shoot just for you is sort of over the top. It really won't save them any time at all. I think you should just visit it in person. Where do you come up with these ideas?

Of Tv and Sausages
 

IRL, that's about as big as one and a half diet coke cans. i.e., too big. You need to take some lessons from either the veggie sausage or, if you cannot stomach the veggie sausage, from the Three Bears.

Important Moral Question
 

You know, you could just virtually move into the house. I'm sure they have the technology so all you have to do is put on the virtual house goggles and then you can live in the computer house instead of having to go through the pain of moving.

Explain to me why
 

It's a sign of love and affection, you know. Personally, I like to spread my sausage around. Everyone's happier with a mouthful of sausage. Makes the world a happy place.

Important Moral Question
 

You replied to the wrong post.

bad kisser
 

Ahhhh. That explains why I looked so smashing!





[I mean as in mirror-smashing, of course...]

Explain to me why
 

What is the plural of woman pleaser?

Important Moral Question
 

No, I didn't. It was a joke. You were supposed to respond with "AAARRRGGG!!!"

Explain to me why
 

I feel your pain, sister. Let's go out for some smoked kielbasa and hot german potato salad. We'll both feel better about life. Then we can pray for you cojnversion from your life of damnable sin so that you don't roast forever in the hottest parts of hell, with all the other carpet-munching feminazis.