LawTalkers - A sad, constant bid for attention

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I find Mr. Man best looking.* But some might say I'm biased.

I also think that my internet girlfriend is beautiful. And well dressed.

I am such a suck up. But it's all true!!

*I'd tell you who I find second best looking, but then feelings might get hurt.

Nutiest?

patentparanyc

10-05-2006 05:50 PM

Last Night

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
See, Spanks? See how hard it is to resist?

If I'm so crazy and psychotic and so insecure and stupid and ugly and floppy titted why do people care what I post and you even put me on ignore and still respond to me.

Could it be that I'm not that stupid?

Spanky

10-05-2006 05:50 PM

Last Night

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
See, Spanks? See how hard it is to resist?

:shrug:

That is the last time. I am going cold turkey.

Replaced_Texan

10-05-2006 05:51 PM

New phone

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
So she could be a back in the day Anan Kashoggi girl/groupie at best for the oil sultans.

Greeeeat. I'd be flattered.

I don't think anything that you post is going to do the job of a) making gwinky feel bad about the way she looks or b) make anyone else feel bad about the way that gwinky looks.

greatwhitenorthchick

10-05-2006 05:51 PM

Yo momma so fat, the Arabs only gave you 5 minutes with Gwink

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Originally posted by ironweed
Getting pimped out by Arab mother-collectors? What's so great about that?

I used to get pimped out by Arabs who collected those Precious Moments figurines. Mother-collectors is a huge step up.

Replaced_Texan

10-05-2006 05:54 PM

Last Night

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
If I'm so crazy and psychotic and so insecure and stupid and ugly and floppy titted why do people care what I post and you even put me on ignore and still respond to me.

Could it be that I'm not that stupid?

In a totally and completely unrelated conversation today I heard the following: "It's not that I care at all. It's just that he's so fucking annoying, all I want to do is tell him he's wrong and to shut the fuck up."

I don't think my brother's that annoying, but I don't live with him, so I give my sister some slack.

bold_n_brazen

10-05-2006 05:55 PM

Last Night

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Could be. But I'm pretty sure that's not it.

And now, I, my friends, join Spanky in a renewed vow of abstinence.

patentparanyc

10-05-2006 05:56 PM

Last Night

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Could be. But I'm pretty sure that's not it.

And now, I, my friends, join Spanky in a renewed vow of abstinence.

Oh, then when you get all upset and worked up then it is because I'm "mean" and I "hit below the belt" but could be cuttingly accurate? oooof.

ltl/fb

10-05-2006 05:56 PM

New phone

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You should hear the kumbayah singing that goes on that the secret inner circle meetings. It is out of control. Despite his claims to the contrary, TM doesn't have the greatest singing voice. Keep that tidbit quiet for me, if you will.

Secret inner circle?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Someone referred to early morning to me today as the "buttcrack of dawn." I really liked that. She said if it's a really bad day, it can be the butt-fucking crack of dawn. I did not offer opinions on that.

Spanky

10-05-2006 05:58 PM

Yo momma so fat, the Arabs only gave you 5 minutes with Gwink

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to get pimped out by Arabs who collected those Precious Moments figurines. Mother-collectors is a huge step up.

Being from the great white north and all, maybe you can explain something to me. When I was living in Tokyo (and was involved in the fashion industry), there was a really weird phenomena. There were models from all over the world, but the city that seemed to be the most common home town for the models was......not Paris, Rio, NYC, LA, Milan, or even Toronto, but Calgary. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?. What is up with Calgary? Do they put something in the water? Before I lived in Tokyo it never occurred to me to go to the stampede, but now it has a whole new appeal to me.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-05-2006 05:59 PM

New phone

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
you may be a model but everyone second hand I've heard describe you never uses beautiful only "striking" and "tall and thin" so you go with your bad, botoxed self.

You showed her. A striking, tall and thin model. In your FACE, gwnc!

TM

greatwhitenorthchick

10-05-2006 06:00 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Originally posted by Not Bob
As the Shah said as he got on the airplane departing Tehran for the last time, I think that I should like to take a vacation.

Isn't it great that you have this board where you can let off a little steam?

Hank Chinaski

10-05-2006 06:01 PM

New phone

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You showed her. A striking, tall and thin model. In your FACE, gwnc!

TM

My realistic goal was 2 home games, so I'm happy now.

ThurgreedMarshall

10-05-2006 06:02 PM

New phone

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I think GWNC is beautiful. And I am attractive and well-dressed. And now your argument is even more stupid.

I* think you should fly here with the sole purpose of rating ppnyc, since seb apparently lost his balls after flying by the seat of his pants one too many times.

TM

*(And by me, I mean, however first had this idea.)

ThurgreedMarshall

10-05-2006 06:03 PM

New phone

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Originally posted by Spanky
You know you may want to try ducking every once in a while.

It's true. It's just that whenever something flies at her face, she tries to suck it.

TM

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