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You know what gin is good for? Cleaning your glasses. Pour a little on a bar napkin and wipe them off. Then order a whiskey. Something high-end, like say Tullamore Dew. Gin is nothing but Victorian crack, no matter how they tart it up.

Replaced_Texan

05-24-2004 04:49 PM

Update

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Anyone have any other updates they would care to share? MR? Did the Rude Fats send you a thank you card?

My sister ran into the pee guy at a party over the weekend. Polite hellos were exchanged. He was with a date, but my sister was unable to determine whether or not the date had agreed to pee on him.

SlaveNoMore

05-24-2004 04:49 PM

The Ring

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ironweed
Did it come in a two-fer set with "Tokyo Housewife Whores XIII?"

Are you inferring that most japanese films are pornographic in nature?

Racist fuck.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-24-2004 04:49 PM

cat name and word question

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
I sincerely hope that you're NOT kidding about this.

Dude, I have to stay away from the Stoli vanilla when mixing it with Red Bull. I moved the lawn in the heat Sat, then hit the gym, then sucked down half a bottle of that stuff with a few red bulls and wound up on my fucking ass. I went to some mexican joint with our bearded friend and don't recall shit about dinner.

That stuff tastes waaay too good.

notcasesensitive

05-24-2004 04:51 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by ironweed
You know what gin is good for? Cleaning your glasses. Pour a little on a bar napkin and wipe them off. Then order a whiskey. Something high-end, like say Tullamore Dew. Gin is nothing but Victorian crack, no matter how they tart it up.

Then what is grappo?

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-24-2004 04:52 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're fro has a mullet.

On that note, I begin the list of things that are no longer funny to make fun of b/c everybody and their mothers has been pointing it out for years and it's obvious and redundant if spoken:

(1) mullets

(2) grammar

(3) Mojitos

(4) Airbrushed women (questionable entry)

(5) MR and ass-licking

(6) Paigow being crazy

(7) Slave being shaven

Pretty Little Flower

05-24-2004 04:54 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Oh yes, Mr. The-Drinks-I-Like-Are-The-Only-Acceptable-Beverages-In-The-World, please tell me what other drinks I am allowed to purchase with the money I have earned.

futbol fan

05-24-2004 04:56 PM

The Ring

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you inferring that most japanese films are pornographic in nature?

Racist fuck.

All I'm saying is you didn't buy a Japanese movie called "The Ring" thinking it was a horror flick, perv.

paigowprincess

05-24-2004 04:56 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
(5) MR and ass-licking

While I appreciate that you threw in one on my behalf, that does tnot deter me from explaining there is a difference between beating something to death and workig off of a timeless classic. Sorry, man

Alex_de_Large

05-24-2004 04:56 PM

cat name and word question

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, I have to stay away from the Stoli vanilla when mixing it with Red Bull. I moved the lawn in the heat Sat, then hit the gym, then sucked down half a bottle of that stuff with a few red bulls and wound up on my fucking ass. I went to some mexican joint with our bearded friend and don't recall shit about dinner.

That stuff tastes waaay too good.

NTTAWWT.

ltl/fb

05-24-2004 04:57 PM

The Ring

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are you inferring that most japanese films are pornographic in nature?

Racist fuck.

If he's inferring, it was your implication.

Illiterate fuck.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-24-2004 04:57 PM

Westlaw skull fuck

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
(5) MR and ass-licking

(6) Paigow being crazy

(7) Slave being shaven

Well, I was talking about non-FB stuff that the proles have caught on to making fun of, not FB-specific material, although you have a point.

My "airbrushed" inclusion was based on the fact that any time a good-looking girl is in a magazine (Playboy/Cosmo), some Oprahite Fats mentions that she's aribrushed. Well, no fucking shit.

paigowprincess

05-24-2004 04:58 PM

cat name and word question

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
NTTAWWT.

I must remember to go home and feed my air plant some air.

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