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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, come on. It's a fact every guy tastes his wife's breast milk. I'm willing to bet at least 70% of men do the back of the envelope calculation in their heads when looking at their wives and think "Hmmm..."

What kind of man wouldn't you ask to see that?*

*I was the child who put paperclips into wall sockets.

Did the electroshock therapy work or no?

Spanky

08-23-2006 03:51 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore

Speaking of Pink, I was invited to a Scotch tasting/Fall line unveiling at the SF store this evening.

Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

08-23-2006 03:51 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.

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Originally posted by Spanky
I just rented HBO's movie Elizabeth I. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from a Barbara Cartland novel. It really sucked. The series on Masterpiece theater was much better.

I just rented Vivid's movie Elizabeth's First. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from one of Hank's Penthouse Forum letters. It really sucked. The series "Where the Boy's Aren't" was much better.

patentparanyc

08-23-2006 03:52 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.

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Originally posted by Spanky
Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?

Yesss. duh they sell women's clothing.

ltl/fb

08-23-2006 03:52 PM

Fuuuckk

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of it. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that birth thing, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...

I will have to see whether I could even get my whole nipple (or sufficient nipple) into my mouth. After work. Any idea why it's such a big deal to her? It seems pretty mild. I mean, not for an extended period of time, or over and over, because that's a little creepy, but as a "this is our opportunity to explore this thing that's kinda always turned me on a little" kind of way.

spookyfish

08-23-2006 03:53 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are you Chubby?

No, stupid. This is Chubby.

http://vaiden.net/chubby.jpg

Apropos of that, why did you change your avatar, Spanky?

ltl/fb

08-23-2006 03:53 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.

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Originally posted by Spanky
Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?

I don't know. Can you? Maybe you should see a doctor.

Replaced_Texan

08-23-2006 03:53 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yesss. duh they sell women's clothing.

Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.

futbol fan

08-23-2006 03:54 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.

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Originally posted by spookyfish
No, stupid. This is Chubby.

http://vaiden.net/chubby.jpg

Apropos of that, why did you change your avatar, Spanky?

It's part of a coordinated campaign to move to the FB and arrange a meeting with Thurgreed in Grand Central Station.

patentparanyc

08-23-2006 03:54 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.

Ooops. sorry rt. Sorry Spanky.

Yes, sir, they sell women's clothes. You should go!

Velcome to the FB!

ltl/fb

08-23-2006 03:55 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.

Given that it's a scotch tasting, it seems like perhaps it may be an unveiling of the fall MEN'S line. Just a guess. Because most men aren't going to want to sit through the unveiling of the women's line, and vice versa. Plus that would make for a ridiculously long event.

pony_trekker

08-23-2006 03:55 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
And while I am on my way there, I will need something to read. Any suggestions? I'm not interested in any non-fiction that has anything to do with any events after 1980. With respect to fiction, my taste is pretty eclectic, though I am not usually a fan of stuff that is too high-fallutin. In other words, no Umberto Eco, Toni Morrison, Thomas Pynchon, or Mickey Spillane.

Fly Jet Blue and drive so you never have to read again.

patentparanyc

08-23-2006 03:55 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.

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Originally posted by ironweed
It's part of a coordinated campaign to move to the FB and arrange a meeting with Thurgreed in Grand Central Station.

As god as mah witness, sir, NeverAgain.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-23-2006 03:55 PM

Fuuuckk

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I will have to see whether I could even get my whole nipple (or sufficient nipple) into my mouth. After work. Any idea why it's such a big deal to her? It seems pretty mild. I mean, not for an extended period of time, or over and over, because that's a little creepy, but as a "this is our opportunity to explore this thing that's kinda always turned me on a little" kind of way.

I asked at the wrong time. I have a tendency to ask for things as they pop into my head. A woman doing five or six things and dealing with a screaming kid doesn't want that challenge raised from an oafish husband sucking down Anchor Steams and scratching his balls.

ltl/fb

08-23-2006 03:55 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.

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Originally posted by ironweed
It's part of a coordinated campaign to move to the FB and arrange a meeting with Thurgreed in Grand Central Station.

What does Spanky claim as a bra size?

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