LawTalkers - Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Uh, is Bush really preempting normal TV tonight for some dumbass speech? Jesus. Can't he just email everyone or something?

Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it? Porque, Bilmore, porque?

ltl/fb

05-24-2004 05:16 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Saying twice in one day how you wish certain jokes at your expense would stop is not the way to bring about the desired result. (You are familiar with the FB, yes?)

If MR could lick his own ass, would he ever leave the house?

notcasesensitive

05-24-2004 05:17 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it? Porque, Bilmore, porque?

(6) Bilmore is fat jokes

ltl/fb

05-24-2004 05:17 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why do they call it a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it? Porque, Bilmore, porque?

Bilmore is not porky. I am porky. You really need to get this shit straight.

Tyrone Slothrop

05-24-2004 05:17 PM

The Ring

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Or in your case, "Reading the Taco Bell menu is fundamental."

Does anyone actually eat at Taco Bell? I've been there exactly once.

futbol fan

05-24-2004 05:18 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
the palpable way in which I am taking in your post

TMI. Save it for the webcam, Mr. Self-Palpater.

SlaveNoMore

05-24-2004 05:19 PM

The Ring

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Tyrone Slothrop
Does anyone actually eat at Taco Bell? I've been there exactly once.

This political message paid for by your friends at Del Taco.

ltl/fb

05-24-2004 05:20 PM

The Ring

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This political message paid for by your friends at Del Taco.

What's Del Taco? Do they have cheese sandwiched between deep-fat-fried starches? Filled with more cheese, and sour cream, and fatty meat?

mmmmmmmmmmm.

SlaveNoMore

05-24-2004 05:21 PM

The Ring

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ltl/fb
You just can't speak or write properly.... .Edited to correct spelling

Funny dat.

paigowprincess

05-24-2004 05:22 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If MR could lick his own ass, would he ever leave the house?

With enough yoga, MR could probably do a high enough wheel so that he could tongue his ass nicely. we know Coltrane and Sidd like to check the ass action in yoga classes.

Namaste

Tyrone Slothrop

05-24-2004 05:23 PM

The Ring

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This political message paid for by your friends at Del Taco.

Oddly enough, the taco places I like the most don't have web sites. Although this place is not bad.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-24-2004 05:23 PM

The Ring

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does anyone actually eat at Taco Bell? I've been there exactly once.

I had "the disease" for an extended period years ago, but due to a thoughtful intervention, and the cost of having to buy larger pants every four months, I beat it.

However, just yesterday, I found myself for the first time in years eyeing up the burrito menu as I stood filling my truck with gas. I nearly relapsed. It was very close.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-24-2004 05:25 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
With enough yoga, MR could probably do a high enough wheel so that he could tongue his ass nicely. we know Coltrane and Sidd like to check the ass action in yoga classes.

Namaste

I have a Craftmatic. It gets old quickly.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-24-2004 05:26 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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I've never been in or witnessed a yoga class IRL. I'm the guy behind you on the elliptical machine.

sebastian_dangerfield

05-24-2004 05:26 PM

Westlaw hate fuck

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If MR could lick his own ass, would he ever leave the house?

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Hey, you've got corn stuck in your teeth."