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sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:01 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
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Originally posted by Spanky
Weir's book sounds like the HBO special. Besides the personal sacrifices, does your book focus on the politics or is it still lean more towards the Harloquin romance stuff.
I'm amazed Bobby wrote the thing. I always thought him a dolt.

None of it undoes the horror of Ratdog.

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 04:02 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
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Originally posted by Spanky
I just read that and liked it also. I liked it better than Fever Pitch and High Fidelity. That and How to be Good are my favorite books by Hornby.
How to be Good is the only Hornby I've read. I read it at a strangely appropriate time. I wouldn't call it a favorite among any books I've read, although the funny overpowered the bleak.

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 04:02 PM

Fuuuckk
 
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Originally posted by nononono
Sorry, but unless they didn't like the biting, it sounds less like self-weaning than...weaning.

But so, either way, did you continue pumping after the weaning so they continued to get your milk?
Oh, please letting kids nurse into kindergarten makes them gay.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:02 PM

I'm a Nice Person
 
So the woman next to me is sick like dizzy, I can't-get-up-sick. Nice wonderful girl/woman. Yesterday she was sick so I walked her nay, dragged her to the ladies room because she was afraid she'd fall, and then walked her downstairs to her boyfriend's car. Who subsquently dropped her butt off like luggage at the emergency room which pissed me off. She is so nice.

I feel really bad. dizzy isn't fun or naseous.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:03 PM

Fuuuckk
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You got some?
No shit. Just a bump. No tracks or rails. Just a bump here or there to combat this lack of sleep.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 04:04 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
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ltl/fb
Given that it's a scotch tasting, it seems like perhaps it may be an unveiling of the fall MEN'S line. Just a guess. Because most men aren't going to want to sit through the unveiling of the women's line, and vice versa. Plus that would make for a ridiculously long event.
FWIW, they are also supposed to have chocolate.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 04:04 PM

GRR
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Skinny isn't the problem. The large-group field trips to strip clubs is the problem.
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 04:05 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
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bold_n_brazen
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you right now.
Why? Does she have some?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:05 PM

GRR
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
Strip clubs alone attending is creepy.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:06 PM

GRR
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
Just flash a baggie of X pills at them. They'll follow you into a rendering plant.

Fugee 08-23-2006 04:07 PM

GRR
 
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
See now, if the JW in question had been Prince, this story could have been a really good story.
He only does his door-to-door in Minnesota. But he has not showed up at the Manor.

If he were at RT's house, however, he'd be only one bite for the Puppy and the Displaced Dog could swallow him whole. He is amazingly small.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 04:07 PM

Why proofreading is so important.
 
Apropos of nothing whatsovever, someone from my office stopped me in the hallway today to show me a brief that he had received where counsel argued that his client should not be denied his "appellate bong."

Needless to say, hilarity ensued.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:07 PM

GRR
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
haven't you read craig's list? full of rants from strippers destroying myths commonly held by men such as yourself.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 04:08 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
You won. They now make shirts for people with short arms and fat necks like us.

They lose every fucking collar stay.
This may betray my overly cautious nature, but I generally remove the collar stays before the shirt goes to the laundry to avoid this very problem.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 04:09 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
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Originally posted by Spanky
Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?
You won't like it. None of the models are Serbian.


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