Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

I'm certain you'd want to be on the former list and that I've been way too subtle (b/c I'm Klassy) about what the pictures show. Even dirty little monkeys like yourself wouldn't do those things.

(Oh, nevermind. It's a Japanese thing.)

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

To clarify, those were not the two titles of my corporations groups.

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

So more than one guy at a time? Nifty. Though, I would not be into what I think you are talking about.

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

Agree. Though I think email is the last of her worries. Given the email's content and the recipients, she's going to need something really drastic (she was possessed by the devil? The pics are of a clone who is being harvested for excess body parts and the clone was just having fun wasting time pre-harvest?). Even if she makes up a story to her parents that no fool would believe, she'll HAVE to insist on the story anyway - no way could they continue talking if she admitted the authenticity of the pics. One of those things where the parents will be relieved she is lying no matter how obvious the lie is.

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

She has to find Jesus, renounce her evil former ways, and all will be forgiven.

I suspect that's what Marcus Vick will be doing in the next couple of months.

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

I hear Marcus had a corncob up his ass when he was stomping that dude.

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

And a giant pumpkin when he pulled the gun on the three teens at the Kwik-E-Mart?

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

Even a regular-sized acorn squash wouldn't go there. Trust me on this.*

*or not. I'm just trying to be noirish on the internet.

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

Sounding rods. Ask Shapeshifter.

Vietmom's Porno Princess Babysitter
 

Like how I was a virgin until marriage even though I was living with him beforehand? Before they came over, I would throw a bed pillow on the couch so they could think (if they wanted to) that someone was sleeping there.

Baby stuff
 

I know I'm late to the party, but I now feel a bit guilty because we left both kids in the infant carrier until 1 year, even though their little feet were hanging over the edge (in one case) or close. Fortunately they did not die.

I wholeheartedly second the Britax reccomendation. Pricey but excellent features, quality, and (relative) ease of use.

We have two -- a Roundabout and a Marathon. (The Marathon is too damn big for us to have two in a back seat -- as we don't drive H2s.)

As to seats, kids are all different of course. The swing was a great idea for the first, second never liked it. The bouncy seat is good -- but quickly loses its utility if you have a big kid (ass on the ground is not as fun). The vibrating chair/seat worked a bit, but not for too long.

As to allergies -- when I was a single man, and/or married w/o children, I decried the increase in food allergies and attendant hypersensitivity to such issues as a sign that our culture/species is getting soft as technology removes the impediments to and effort required for basic survival (much like the increase in folks wearing glasses).

Now that I am a parent, even with (so-far) allergy-free children, I understand better. (But am still sympathetic to Hank's gut reaction.) Having been alerted to a potential danger and having made promises, the school should not have broken those promises. I would be angry too, but I am not litigious by nature. There may be a legal remedy, but should the parents really sue?

S_A_M

Allergies
 

You lie.

Child Abuse?
 

Sitting right there, afraid to do anything to maintain order because nowadays people get arrested for even touching young punks.

Catholic schools (or similar private schools) remain the way to go. The old debate was "Did they take them better or make them better?" I say, who cares?

S_A_M

Mobiles and Porn
 

Indeed. There are a lot of things one should not know, even about immediate relatives.

S_A_M

Mobiles and Porn
 

One might even say especially about immediate relatives.