Sorry Cheffy
 

This is the least surprising thing I've ever read on the FB.

Does your mommy know you were up past 11?

As, the joy of the Lestertini
 

I am now trademarking my lexicon. I invented Lestertini (well Hot Dog the Movie did but they ahve a different name for the beverage), Manspinster and Asshopper. I have my reasons, asshoppers.

Sorry Cheffy
 

Why do I have the feeling that Chef stopped reading about there, and is still beating off.

Sorry Cheffy
 

I took you off ignore, but nfh is still there. tell me, what happened to little britney?

Sorry Cheffy
 

Just click on NFH's post and read it for yourself.

Word to the wise, if you want to know what happened without reading NFH, check out MSNBC's wack entertainment and gossip coverage.

Sorry Cheffy
 

Who is this Amy Lee with the cliches about beating dead horses and not going there and classy?

but more importantly, lets analyze the subtest of this sentence:

and 40-something [editor'snote: Spinster] Sheryl Crow struts onstage in hot pants [editor's note: deluded shriveled ovary case on the verge of menopause trying to take the penske time machine] even as she bemoans that other artists are being marketed like “porn stars.” [editor's note: clearly the oldtimer has pancake tits. jealous much?]

Sorry Cheffy
 

I still haven't figured out if Amy Lee is hot or not. Anyone have any recent good photos?

Oh, and I saw Pink in the gladiator outfit in People. Once again, she should keep her clothes on.

Sorry Cheffy
 

Yeah, Sheryl doesn't sell sex. She sells the trite-est lyrics available. She's the modern day Steve Miller.

Sorry Cheffy
 

Oops you did it again. You are such a fucking moron. Did you take Old School literally?

Breast Implant Poll
 

Real are of course preferrable, but well done conservative fakes are fine. Bulbous fakes and ugly real tits are both turn offs.

As long as the tits are full or perky and mostly round (not too pointy or thin(, they'll generally suffice.

One nice thing about fakes is some chicks who get them become insanely sensitive as a result. I messed around with a chick in law school who had fakes who swore she could come from me sucking her tits. She was a bit much...

Maybe coltrane was right?
 

I knew that brains were a turnoff, but I didnt know that 27 was over the hill. look at this nyt review of a new movie:

Now that Julia Roberts is 36 and Reese Witherspoon 27, the time has come to begin grooming another blushing ingénue to take a turn as the people's princess, Hollywood-style. Right now there is no more likely candidate for that peppermint tiara than Kate Bosworth. This 21-year-old actress, who made a big splash in "Blue Crush," has the glow.

Ms. Bosworth's wide-open face suggests a blend of the younger Ms. Roberts and the pre-Las Vegas Britney Spears. Her aura of fresh-scrubbed integrity is a softer version of Ms. Witherspoon's mystique of thrust-chin goody-goodiness, without seeming namby-pamby. She is neither too brainy nor too much of an airhead for mass appeal. And "Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!," a romantic comedy that has all the edge of an overstuffed cream puff, is just the sort of innocuous vehicle that can carry an aspiring princess another step closer to becoming America's Sweetheart.

Sorry Cheffy
 

You sure are an angry person for someone who just recently got engaged. Already annoyed by him, eh? We're not surprised.

Penske Time Machine
 

Didnt you hook up your wife in college?

Sorry Cheffy
 

Who is we? You and your roommate, Sebby?

Sorry Cheffy
 

Back off. Paigow lost her virginity with "Walks Like A Lady" playing on the radio of her boyfriend's car. Always remember, Ixnay on Slamming Steve Miller.