Disney Princesses
 

I can now report that at least on ice, while Jasmine is indeed quite hot, she doesn't hold a candle to Ariel.

Apparently, on ice, for Ariel, fins = pants, and no fins = no pants. And she's already wearing a seashell bikini top. Wow.

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7 lbs, 10 oz, 20". I think that he looks mostly like his mother, but people have said that he looks like both of us. Whatever, he's beautiful, and having been born by c-section, doesn't have newborn squishy head.

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HEY! My kids didn't have squishy (or pointy, or misshapen) heads - and were not born by c-section.

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Was the "no C-section" specifically mentioned in your contract with the surrogate?

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Bitch, please. There are some things I have to do myself. Quality control, you know.

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Excellent! Congratulations to you and the Mrs., best wishes to the little one.

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Were they really teeny, or should we extend our sympathies to your husband?

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Congratulations! As you sit pondering that age-old question: "NOW what the f--- do I do?"

S_A_M

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dtb,

I think what you meant to type was "Alex, that's wonderful, I am so happy for you on the birth of your first born." Somehow it came out "It's all about me, again." You might want to check your keyboard and/or meds.

Best,

Flinty

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That's so awesome. I'm so very happy for you guys. Congratulations.

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To be fair, she also seemed to be admitting to a gaping gash. NTTAWWT, and all.

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He still has the soft spot, though, in case you want to pick him up with just your thumb. Great bar bet, that one.

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Fuck. Off. I can tease dtb because I love her like a sister- and I will not let the likes of you mess with my sister.

dtb did not post to talk about herself- the purpose of her post was to temper Alex' unbounded joy. dtb's post roughly translates to:

• "Alex, I know your child seems perfect to you now, but you must know that there are other people (me) who have children that are more perfect and your child will have to compete with them, but it won't be much competition because, as I say, my children are actually perfect. don't be too depressed- look at you- I'm more perfect than you and you survived.
  dtb

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I don't think so. Is 9 pounds teeny?

And as to the sympathies, not sure exactly what you're getting at, but seeing the other replies, and knowing the sort of guy[s] you are, let me answer with the following:

A friend of mine who had her first a few months before I had mine was telling me about how she had to get sewn back up after [natural] delivery. I was expressing horror/fear, and she she sagely replied, "You know, if you have a regular delivery, and you have to get sewn up, the doctor makes sure it's tight. Boys like that."

So, with the c-section, you still get stretched out (you know, hormones and all) without the corrective plastic surgery.

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You complete me.