Maybe coltrane was right?
 

They didn't say Reese was over the hill. They said she was not as appealing a personality. She's not. She has this irritating Election quality she brings to her roles. She just unlikable, especially when she's supposed to be most good and virginal like in that remake of Dangerous Liasons.

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I thought the same thing about bilmore, except I thought he was married before fakes got widespread.

Maybe coltrane was right?
 

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Really? Then why did the artcile start off with "Now that Juilia Roberts is 36 and Reese Witherspoon is 27?" Is that part of losing your personality appeal?

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Nope. I hooked up with a few of her friends, but never her.

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Interesting. When did you hooko up with your wife and did you know she was the one when you were banging her friends? You just wanted to save her for later?

Sorry Cheffy
 

We, you know, the entire FB who thinks you're an insecure psycho. Don't tell me you're oblivious to this. It's one giant collective laugh behind your back.

Maybe coltrane was right?
 

Perhaps as an old spinster you are incapable of distinguishing that someone is no longer a "blushing ingenue" without being over the hill.

Was 27 really that long ago for you that you cannot remember how it feels to be grown up without being old?

Even(welcome to Friday)Odds

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You just changed your argument, thus proving my point. Thank you. Now go do beer bongs with coltrane.

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At plaintiffs' firms there is more of a direct connection. Cum bonus time, they simply shoot their pecker snot up your anus instead of a bonus. But in their eyes, that was a bonus.

Maybe coltrane was right?
 

I'm not sure what you are trying to say here. That if 27 was a long time ago, you can't now be both grown up and not old? Is 27 the cut-off point before you become "old"?

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Okay, now that's just mean. Leave me out of this.

Maybe coltrane was right?
 

Your argument techniques are incredibly effective and your logic is flawless. I would hate to have to face you in a negotiation.

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She hung out in the same crowd I did in college. I always thought she was cute but she dated a cat I knew pretty well for the last two years of school, so I never got a chance.

I met up with her post-school because I just thought she was a cool chick who'd be fun to have a few drinks with. To my surprise, I learned she was no longer involved, so one thing led to another... I missed a train, slept over, and haven't left since.

Oh, but I knew she was "The One" early in the relationship. It was magical. I knew I had a special connection... we held each other, we laughed, we cried... its all a rich tapestry.

Ladies, here's a tip. If you want to grow old lonely, frustrated and dry, use Velveeta terms like "The One" and discuss stupid bullshit like "meeting your one true destined love" within earshot of men. Oh, and talk about SATC... we think that's a great show. You go, Sarah Jessica, you go girl...

If you use the "The One" regularly, you have two options - (a) write for Hallmark; (b) join the nunnery.

Maybe coltrane was right?
 

The only thing Reese Witherspoon makes me want to do is fuck her in the ass.

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Now you're just confusing me. I thought you had a thing for nuns.