Dammit
 

Yes, in the ladies.

If it's open to the public, the men's would be preferable because the traffic flows through faster.

Dammit
 

Done it. In a ladies room at a bar. And it wasn't my idea. She just grabbed my hand, pulled me into the nearest stall, hiked up her skirt and turned around and said "well?"

I was flustered. But not that flustered.

Dammit
 

You precocious horny little fucker.

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I fucking hate Shaq. He is an unskilled monstrosity who bitches about getting fouled while knocking people over with his huge shoulders every chance he gets. The guy is a freak and his eyes are too close together, making him look even more stupid than he actually is.

I would make this a poll: Who is your most hated figure in sports? But I already know the answer. Bill Walton. It is impossible to hate anyone more than him. Larry Merchant is a close second and Stuart Scott and Linda Cohn are neck and neck to show.

TM

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Laimbeer moves past Linda Cohn, though not Stuart Scott.

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Does Bobby Knight count?

OH and Mitch Kupchak.

Oh yeah, Bill Walton, for sure.

Don't forget Kurt Warner.

Eager to please
 

Even though it couldn't have been that hard for bilmore to copy and paste, or for BRC to quote him, or for anybody to type "restroom sex poll," I recognize there is a quoting addiction on the board, and that starting the new thread interrupts the flow, so to keep this conversation flowing, I'll repost it, in bold type, so everyone will henceforth have a quotable poll, and recognize it as such, just in case there are any perverts still lurking out there who are undeterred by the presence of vast amounts of fecal coliform bacteria when presented with an opportunity for spontaneous public sex.

"Have you ever done the sex in a restroom (your home bathroom does not count), and if so, do you think it's better to use the mens' or the ladies' room? (If it was a same sex encounter and you used the facilities of the opposite sex, please explain your reasons.)"

Robotrippin
 

To add to Ollie's helpful link, I offer the following anecdotal evidence:

Between college and law school, I briefly had a roommate who was addicted to Robitussin. She would drink upwards of four bottles at a time to get high. She had been arrested for DUI twice while high, and she did her second stint of rehab during the time she was "living" with us (during rehab, only her stuff was living with us).

Before she went back into rehab, she would occasionally relapse and then feel guilty and make herself throw up. Problem was, she wasn't very good at cleaning up afterwards (she was generally loopy and incompetent, and I don't know how much this can be attributed to her addiction), so the bathroom frequently sported little pink flecks on and around the toilet. Ugh.

She also had a family history of addiction--her mom was addicted to prescription pills. If they hadn't been Mormons, I'm sure they would have all just been alcoholics instead.

tm

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Jerry Jones. Assuming it doesn't have to be an athelete. For ex-atheletes, Neon Deion.

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2) Tim McCarver
3) Deion

Robotrippin
 

Are you talking regular Tussin, or the prescription one with codeine?

Robotrippin
 

Nope. Straight over-the-counter Robitussin DM (for dextromethorphan).

tm

Eager to please
 

No.

Were I to initiate the sex, the men's room is the last place I'd want to take her. Ladies, all the stories you've heard are true: It's a pit. But for our minimal standards, we wouldn't go there ourselves.

I don't know why she didn't want to go to the ladies room, and since she was leading me to the alley in back, I didn't ask.

Dammit
 

And a lovely poll it is.


Yes.

As to which gender bathroom, well duh.

Eager to please
 

We know. I doubt there's a woman on the board, including those who have never done a guy in a stall, who hasn't seen the inside of a mens' room at least once.