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NotFromHere 06-21-2005 06:25 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
My hidden camera revealed that Spanky goes outside in his loosely tied bathrobe to "rap" with the kids, and there are unaccepted offers of punch and pie if they'd only come in and "hang".
Clearly he is behind the times because, as every child lover knows, the way to get the kids in the house is with jesus juice and porn.

SlaveNoMore 06-21-2005 07:53 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

paigowprincess
I am barren. THat is not funny.
Actually, that would be pretty funny.

Spanky 06-21-2005 08:23 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Clearly he is behind the times because, as every child lover knows, the way to get the kids in the house is with jesus juice and porn.
What the hell is Jesus Juice:

Or do I not want to know?

Iron Steve 06-21-2005 08:34 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
What the hell is Jesus Juice:

Or do I not want to know?
Actually, that is pretty funny, but unless you are interested in twelve year old boys then you probably don't want to know.

SlaveNoMore 06-21-2005 08:34 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

Spanky
What the hell is Jesus Juice:

Or do I not want to know?
The wicked stuff in the cup that allows you to raise on pocket sixes.

NotFromHere 06-21-2005 08:51 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
What the hell is Jesus Juice:

Or do I not want to know?
Really? Have you not heard of Michael Jackson?
Link here

Spanky 06-22-2005 04:26 AM

Not messing around
 
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.

"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."

Sparklehorse 06-22-2005 07:13 AM

Not messing around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.

"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."
Tying to the two Spanky threads together:

Lions rescue beaten Ethiopian girl

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by Anthony Mitchell

June 21, 2005 | Addis Ababa, Ethiopia -- A 12-year-old girl who was abducted and beaten by men trying to force her into a marriage was found being guarded by three lions who apparently had chased off her captors, a policeman said Tuesday.

The girl, missing for a week, had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them, said Sgt. Wondimu Wedajo, speaking by telephone from the provincial capital of Bita Genet, about 350 miles southwest of Addis Ababa.

She was beaten repeatedly before she was found June 9 by police and relatives on the outskirts of Bita Genet, Wondimu said. She had been guarded by the lions for about half a day, he said.

"They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest," Wondimu said.

Link

Iron Steve 06-22-2005 07:57 AM

exit from spinsterhood?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.

"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."
Are you inviting the Paigow to abduct you or are you announcing your attention to abduct her?

Sidd Finch 06-22-2005 10:38 AM

Not messing around
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
Maybe I have been going about this all wrong.

"The United Nations estimates that more than 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are by abduction, practiced in rural areas where the majority of the country's 71 million people live."

I hear that approach works for catching deer, too.

Hank Chinaski 06-22-2005 11:18 AM

exit from spinsterhood?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Iron Steve
Are you inviting the Paigow to abduct you or are you announcing your attention to abduct her?
We shouldn't encourage any of this.
I think in the end Spanky likes to just sit and watch too much for P + S to really work out. Plus, once Paigow moves in spank's open door policy for the kids is gone too. I love em both, I'm just trying to avoid another lover's quarrel here.

ltl/fb 06-22-2005 11:26 AM

exit from spinsterhood?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We shouldn't encourage any of this.
I think in the end Spanky likes to just sit and watch too much for P + S to really work out. Plus, once Paigow moves in spank's open door policy for the kids is gone too. I love em both, I'm just trying to avoid another lover's quarrel here.
I think paigow's up for striptease and using toys.

paigowprincess 06-22-2005 02:00 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The wicked stuff in the cup that allows you to raise on pocket sixes.
Wait? Do you and Spanky know each other IRL>??????

SlaveNoMore 06-22-2005 02:28 PM

The Spanky Show
 
Quote:

paigowprincess
Wait? Do you and Spanky know each other IRL>??????
You get dumber by the day.

Spanky 06-22-2005 02:43 PM

exit from spinsterhood?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
We shouldn't encourage any of this.
I think in the end Spanky likes to just sit and watch too much for P + S to really work out. Plus, once Paigow moves in spank's open door policy for the kids is gone too. I love em both, I'm just trying to avoid another lover's quarrel here.
My ex-girlfriend, who moved in with me for a while, did not like the open door policy. She got all territorial with the house. She got nailed with one of those super soaker squirt guns and lost her temper. On advice from the neighborhood kids, I had to let her go.


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