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Damn, this site used to have a game called pee ball. Where you'd put this "ball" in the urinal and whoever could pee on it until it dissolved, wins. It was a race and all proceeds went to some prostate foundation. The game started in an English pub -go figure.
Now, there's just a video game where sammy the sperm goes through a maze and either avoid or touch the beer, the hand and other assorted things - all related to prostate health. If you want to play go here and you'll need to download flash player.

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Oh yes, this reminds me of a man very high on my list...Terrell Owens.

Dammit
 

Hmm. A man after my own heart. Let's just say that you should avoid shopping carts from now on.

Hey, three in a row. Tic tac toe.

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I've never had sex in a public bathroom. I have given a blow job in a public restroom, but that probably doesn't count for this poll, and it was in one of those nice clean unisex individual room bathrooms - not a stall.

I used to frequently use the mens room at bars where there was a lineup for the ladies. No one ever seemed to mind.

Changing topics slightly, I think the best ever non-porn sex scene that takes place in a bathroom is the one from Femme Fatale. How can Rebecca Romijn be so hot in that and still be married to John Stamos? The mind boggles.

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In no particular order:

Roger Staubach
Mike Schmidt
Duke Basketball (all players from 1988 through today)
Michael Nunn
Brent Musburger (yes, I realize he's implied)
Larry Holmes
Jordan
Phil Jackson

This could go on forever...

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Laimbeer wanted you to hate him, it was part of how he achieved what he did with the limited talent he had.

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Having grown up in the projects in Brooklyn, and being big and not particularly skilled I have a strong afinity for the streetball game.

Even if I need a ladder to reach the rim.

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Good topic. Earlier today I was thinking the worst ever non porn sex scenes were the Joe Pesci doing Sharon Stone from behind in Casino, and Janice and Joey Pants with the vibrator in the ass. Seeing any of those faces contorting in Xstasy hurts my brain real bad.

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You win ... but because everyone knows that I cannot use a public restroom for its intended purpose let alone screwing, you only get to select a prize from the first shelf (I suggest the cute glasses with big nose and bushy eyebrows).

I have fucked on the floor of a ski shop that was closed for the night (but the lifts were still open so I suppose people could have seen us through the doors or windows if they had bothered to peek in to see the latest ski fashions) -- it smelled all nice of sexwax and ground edges. I have also fucked in a snowbank -- I was a little tipsy and suppose that I am lucky I did not get an irreversibly frost-bitten ass. While one can also piss on a snowbank I would not consider it a public restroom.

Sports *stars* I fucking hate
 

I hate everyone who ever wore that fucking Dallas Cowboys star on his helmet.

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When you let someone that tall and that wide take 3 or 4 steps with the ball, its kind of tough to do much. I want to say its not basketball, but of course it is because thats how its called now.

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Mm hmm. Good call. But if you're going there, can we add Notre Dame football?

And can I just add the USC Trojans godforsaken trojan fight song dirge for no particular reason?

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Watching rec ball is interesting. Kids shooting all assume they get 3 steps to the rim with the ball.

Confidential to Hank
 

No, I haven't seen Gervais in anything but "The Office." But I stand by my pick. The subtlety of that performance is obviously crafted, or preternatural, but not natural. I mean, Jesus, every flick of his beady eyes toward the camera is letter-perfect. The scene where he wants everyone to know he's on the cover of the trade paper? The way he pretends to throw the paper away in "disgust" of his fame, but actually carefully balances it on the edge of the wastepaper basket so it can be retreived later? Genius. The scene where he's trying to induce Dawn to name him as her role model in the workplace? Genius. I could go on, but the memory of it is too painfully real to relive.

Where is it written that a good comic actor needs range, and a variety of roles to prove it? Fuck range; give me timing any day. And Gervais has timing so precise and dense, it's like a David Foster Wallace novel (with footnotes, natch).

I can't name another comic actor who could pull off a mockumentary and make it seem real. Christopher Guest pushes things over the top for laughs; Gervais manages to do it simply by making a character so detailed it's possible that such a man exists somewhere. That's beyond anything I've seen.

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Word. Grant Hill squeaks by. But I don't like him because he chose Duke. Duke's players have this clean cut image that I don't get (and maybe it's only because Vitale sucks their collective cock). They're just as fucking dirty as every other team. Remember when golden boy Laettner stomped on that guy who was on the ground? Did he even get a "T?" If Larry Johnson had done that, he would have been hitting the showers.

And enough with the Hurley and Wojoweroaiuoeaiuwrjwx are so tough and mentally strong. I'll give you Hurley. But he wasn't the best point guard in the NCAAs then. He just had the most talented people to pass to. Jesus. And don't get me started on when UNLV threw that game to Duke.

I don't like him at all. His whole zen/I buy my players books like "The Art of War" crap is complete bullshit. He does nothing. His assistant coach (Tex Winters) invented the triangle offense. Not him. And have you ever seen him coach at the end of the game? Uh...no. "Get the fuck out of Jordan's way, you morons."

He's always had the best player(s) in the league on his squad. He is the most overrated coach in the history of sports and I don't care how many rings he has.

TM

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Shaq's game isn't street. Iverson's game is street. Kemp's game was street. Shaq's game is just about being big. That helps outside, but the two are not synonymous.

TM

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Bill Walton, followed closely by the late 1980s early / 1990s Pistons.

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Oh, fuck yes... How could I forget the Fighting Irish? Fuck them and fuck that school. I flew out there to check the school out in HS. I have never had a worse time in my life, and then the Irish slaughetered Penn St to put a perfect cap on the weekend. You'll never find more ugly women in one place at the same time.

I also hate Kurt Warner.

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The imperial march sux ass, if only because you hear it after every fucking play that's not more than a 5 yard gain by the opponent or worse than a two-yard loss by the trojans. For $40k a year, they should really teach the band some more notes. (alhtough I think that Rocky Top may be fast catching up in annoying

But the USC fight song, Fight On, I put up there with Hail to the Victors, Bow Down to Washington, and Rambling Wreck ofGeorgia Tech, as among the top.

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I've never understood this one. Sure, he hypes things up immensely, but what announcer doesn't? Marv Albert? Bill Walton? Al Michaels? And, yez, he's a bit past his prime, a la Dick Clark, but in his heydey he was one of the best at his job, which, at the time, required hyping events that did not have 72 hours of advanced coverage by three sports networks already doing teh hype for the game.

Sports *stars* I fucking hate
 

Them too.

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True. Many Duke fans often adopt the motto, "Well, he's an SOB, but at least he's our SOB."

Yes, the UConn player. Yes, he did. Yes, he would've.

Laettner was a pretty boy, and he even tested the above motto.

Wojo was a fan favorite because he was so obviously outmatched physically, and tried to make up for it in hustle. And, at about 5'8", he became loved sort of like a team pet.

Ummm, ok.

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And not to mention, at a time when there really weren't any other strong teams. Put the 90s Bulls in the mid-eighties with the Celts and Lakers, as well as Rockets and Pistons, and they don't win shit, at best one championship. Hell, if Len Bias doesn't snort coke and Magic keeps his willie in his pants, they might not have won more than one in teh 90s eitehr.

Dammit
 

Well, as long as you acknowledge the "failed" part, we're okay.

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Latener paid the ref off in blow jobs.

Oh, shit... I left out Dickie Vitale and his "I want to blow every Duke player" horsehit. He's a fucking flagrant Duke fan. Isn't there some sort of conflict there? I know Summerall used to root for the Giants, but at least he was subtle. Vitale all but jacks off on air when Duke is rolling. That bald prick got double teamed by Laetner and Hurley... its just obvious.

I dated a chick who swore Scacred Hoops was the greatest book ever. God, did she turn out to have shit for brains...

Dammit
 

It wouldn't have been ethical to edit Burger's post just to please you.

Eager to please
 

You don't handle constructive critique well at all, do you?

Sports *stars* I fucking hate
 

In order (includes athletes and non):

Brett Hull (far and away my most despised person)
Bill Walton (unlistenable, unwatchable)
Jim Lampley
Chris Chelios
Dick Vitale (a buffoon, and not remotely entertaining. unlistenable)
Derek Jeter

Eager to please
 

And you complain about others not recognizing when you are trying to be humorous.

Dammit
 

I'll meet you in your choice of ladies' rooms, and then go back and edit it myself.

Just be sure to bring some fabric softener to keep your ass safe from the faucets.

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Are you forgetting the Wonk family reunion?

TM

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Bonzi Wells is an all, but he gets some credit for spitting on Latener. Or was it Ferry? Damn Duke stiffs all look alike.

Parks gets a partial pass, though, 'cause his sister plays in Nashville Pussy.

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Its a combination of his not-so-funny obervations and his unattractive "I've got a severely deviated septum" delivery.

He doesn't hype anything. He actually de hypes things.

All that said, I'd rather listen to Brent than Vitale. Why Vitale is considered such an aseet to college ball just because he's a hyper-caffienated lunatic who can barely catch his breath on air is beyond me. Does he know what he's talking about? Absolutely. Does his delivery ruin the message? Entirely.

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Parks gets no pass, nor do his shitheaded parents.

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For 6 Saturdays of the year, Notre Dame is unbelievable. Almost magical when they're good. The other 359 days of the year, it might as well be Siberia.

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I disagree there. A team with a great center and guard might have given them fits. But they were a well-balanced team. Pippen and Jordan, when they turned it on, made every pass a dangerous one. I think they wouldn't have been as successful, but they would have gotten some rings.

TM

But who is the most hated sports figure in New York
 

This is a DUH, like how could we forget that.

"Beat your wife Potvin"

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I fucking hate David Terrell. He's Terrell Owens w/out the talent. At least Owens can play.

But who is the most hated sports figure in New York
 

That anthem that is second only to Gary Glitter's Rock N Roll:
Potvin Sucks

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~kenny/ranger...nds/potvin.wav

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It's that intense look of concentration and competitive fire that Parks brought to the game that was his strongest asset.

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