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taxwonk 07-13-2004 03:19 PM
Fringey's high point
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
This is ironic, right? Or some cousin to ironic? Because we all know what the single-syllable non-fancy word for beverage is.
Martini, right?

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2004 03:19 PM
Two things
 
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?

Fuckers.

2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-13-2004 03:20 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Fashion tip -- slave, if one is going to wear such a blazer, one should buy the correct size.

As for Ms. Lohan ... well, that just looks wrong, sweetie.

From the Defamer (I think that str8 is the Defamer, btw):

http://www.defamer.com/topic/lindsay-lohan-essay.jpg
That has to be fake. She looks like Pamela when she had her biggest boobs, which was somewhere in between her moderately large boobs and cantaloupe boobs. In fact, I'm not even sure which boobs she is currently sporting.

ltl/fb 07-13-2004 03:21 PM
One (well, really two nicely rounded halves of a) thing
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?
Is it our fault you have a great ass? Let it sag some, baby, and we'll keep our distance.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-13-2004 03:24 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?

Fuckers.

2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.

TM
1. Do you still have your wallet?

2. I want to agree with this idea on so many levels, but its simply impossible to implement.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-13-2004 03:25 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.
Tourists or non city-folk are not aware of this rule. They will stand three abreast if they can.


Quote:
2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.

TM
I said this very same thing last night. Total distance. The friend I said it to reminded me that home-run distance calculating is an inexact science. And I replied that you could use:

(1) that strobe camera to estimate trajectory
(2) a speed gun and a protractor

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2004 03:27 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Fashion tip
Speaking of, what's the verdict on this?

http://www.hossli.com/celebrity/imag...wynethback.jpg

It looks like it is done on purpose -- like the next step in the piercing and tatoo world. Aesthetic Bruising maybe? (If you don't back up one escalator step, I set up shop right here and now, bitch.)

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 07-13-2004 03:27 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
That has to be fake. She looks like Pamela when she had her biggest boobs, which was somewhere in between her moderately large boobs and cantaloupe boobs. In fact, I'm not even sure which boobs she is currently sporting.
Your monitor is fucked up. Ask for a new one. Everything except her taste in clothing appears fine on my screen.

spookyfish 07-13-2004 03:28 PM
Fringey's high point
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Exactly, thats so Britney and Justin.
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb

I meant over doing stupid things on purpose to be funny.
That's so Hank Chinaski.

spookyfish 07-13-2004 03:30 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Fashion tip -- slave, if one is going to wear such a blazer, one should buy the correct size.

As for Ms. Lohan ... well, that just looks wrong, sweetie.

From the Defamer (I think that str8 is the Defamer, btw):

http://www.defamer.com/topic/lindsay-lohan-essay.jpg
When did she get the inflate-a-boobs?

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2004 03:31 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1. Do you still have your wallet?
Of course. Besides, I carry it in the front pocket, so I'm really only nervous I'll lose it when people like you are standing directly behind me.*

Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. I want to agree with this idea on so many levels, but its simply impossible to implement.
Why? They post the distances after each shot anyway. And who is going to make a big stink about losing this event anyway? And if they do, who fucking cares?

TM

* I figured I would do the reach around joke before someone else got to it.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-13-2004 03:32 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Your monitor is fucked up. Ask for a new one. Everything except her taste in clothing appears fine on my screen.
I didn't say I didn't like it. I just think it's photoshopped.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-13-2004 03:32 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
2. The home run derby is cool, but needs fixin'. Instead of basing it solely on how many home runs you are able to hit, it should be based on the sum total (estimated) distance of all of the home runs you hit in a round. If McGuire hits ten 500 foot blasts and Tino Martinez hits eleven 400 foot shots, McGuire should move on to the next round. That's what the derby is about. And the real sluggers should benefit from putting on a show.
I think this is a fine idea, but the problem with doing it in a stadium is that you can't see where the balls would have landed. You can't really project distance well unless you can measure height or speed. Therefore, the home run derby should be relocated to a field large enough to measure where the balls stop rolling. That would be fun.

Alex_de_Large 07-13-2004 03:33 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Speaking of, what's the verdict on this?

http://www.hossli.com/celebrity/imag...wynethback.jpg

It looks like it is done on purpose -- like the next step in the piercing and tatoo world. Aesthetic Bruising maybe? (If you don't back up one escalator step, I set up shop right here and now, bitch.)

TM
That's cupping, right? It's a medieval health remedy. Like leeches, only more ugly.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-13-2004 03:37 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
1. I think we're all familiar with the "stand on the right, walk on the left" escalator rule. If you're not, you should be. It helps with keeping my foot out of your ass.

On those days when I'm dragging and dreading going to work and I decide to stand on the right, please respect the "every other step" rule. There is little worse than having someone stand on the escalator step directly behind you. One foot on? Okay. Both feet? Why? Is that extra .05 seconds you save really going to make a difference? Do you follow someone up the stairs stride for stride, always one step behind?

Fuckers.
What's next--bitching about umbrellas?

spookyfish 07-13-2004 03:39 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What's next--bitching about umbrellas?
Did I miss something? Wasn't rude fats supposed to be next on the agenda?

sebastian_dangerfield 07-13-2004 03:39 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That's cupping, right? It's a medieval health remedy. Like leeches, only more ugly.
Oh, of course... cupping.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-13-2004 03:41 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Did I miss something, or wasn't rude fats supposed to be next on the agenda?
TM's got a lot of ground to cover now that he's working paigow's schtick too.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2004 03:41 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That's cupping, right? It's a medieval health remedy. Like leeches, only more ugly.
Maybe. But damn, this is good plastic surgery.

http://www.defamer.com/topic/julie-chen.jpg

Better photo here: http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/ar...4877.html#4877

TM

greatwhitenorthchick 07-13-2004 03:42 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That's cupping, right? It's a medieval health remedy. Like leeches, only more ugly.
Leeches are making a comeback too.
I don't think cupping was limited to medieval times. I seem to remember someone got treated that way in Dangerous Liasons.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-13-2004 03:43 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What's next--bitching about umbrellas?
I was going to bitch about getting half-wood for no reason while walking to lunch, but now I'm reading up on cupping. Its a cure for priaprism, I hear.

ltl/fb 07-13-2004 03:43 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Leeches are making a comeback too.
I don't think cupping was limited to medieval times. I seem to remember someone got treated that way in Dangerous Liasons.
Isn't there bleeding involved in cupping? Like, there's a hole in the middle and then a hot glass is placed over the skin/hole and the vacuum pulls out the blood?

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2004 03:45 PM
Two things
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
TM's got a lot of ground to cover now that he's working paigow's schtick too.
Yez. Of course. Paigow has cornered the market on complaints. What the fuck are you talking about?

TM

sebastian_dangerfield 07-13-2004 03:46 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't there bleeding involved in cupping? Like, there's a hole in the middle and then a hot glass is placed over the skin/hole and the vacuum pulls out the blood?
???? They told me to just heat a banana in a microwave, wrap it with duct tape and scoop out the inside...

greatwhitenorthchick 07-13-2004 03:47 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't there bleeding involved in cupping? Like, there's a hole in the middle and then a hot glass is placed over the skin/hole and the vacuum pulls out the blood?
yes.

Hank Chinaski 07-13-2004 03:48 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Isn't there bleeding involved in cupping? Like, there's a hole in the middle and then a hot glass is placed over the skin/hole and the vacuum pulls out the blood?
your "Location" is stupid. You should change it.

Shape Shifter 07-13-2004 03:48 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
???? They told me to just heat a banana in a microwave, wrap it with duct tape and scoop out the inside...
Who are They? Why did They tell you this?

Shape Shifter 07-13-2004 03:49 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Leeches are making a comeback too.
I don't think cupping was limited to medieval times. I seem to remember someone got treated that way in Dangerous Liasons.
That was a long time ago. Like 1989.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-13-2004 03:52 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That was a long time ago. Like 1989.
You're way off. I was referring to the stage production.

spookyfish 07-13-2004 04:02 PM
Shouldn't being the host of a Talk Show by definition imply an ability to talk?
 
News of the weird. Tony Danza to host his own talk show.

The end is upon us.*

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ision_danza_dc

*On second thought, he'll probably pull a Chevy Chase and all will be back to normal in a few weeks.

ltl/fb 07-13-2004 04:03 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
your "Location" is stupid. You should change it.
You are stupid. You should change.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-13-2004 04:07 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Who are They? Why did They tell you this?
Same guy who advised me to roll the hamster in meth. More bang for your buck.

Not Bob 07-13-2004 04:13 PM
Plaid is bad, but stripes are peachy-keen.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Same guy who advised me to roll the hamster in meth. More bang for your buck.
Wouldn't that be more buck for the bang?

ThurgreedMarshall 07-13-2004 04:20 PM
sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 
Wow.

__________

http://www.marryblaire.com/default.asp

Like I said, I'm going to be 27 and I'm ready to get married. Actually, my goal is to be engaged by December 2004. Can you help make my goal come true?

I know, you may be saying to yourself "Come on, this girl is attractive she doesn't need help!" Well I assure you - I do! I want to be passionately in love and it's just as hard for me to find love as it is/was for you! (I hope not!) I'm not embarrassed or shy - and why not? This is fun and I'm open.....The best is yet to come!

So here I am, can you help? Do you know my husband? Or - maybe you ARE my husband!

Again, thank you for visiting my site and I appreciate your help. Pass the word.."Do you know my husband?"

My Stats

Born : 7/16/1977

Age: 26, soon to be 27!

Sign: Cancer (yes, I'm into astrology!)

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 110 lbs.

Religion: Jewish

University of Miami, FL (graduated early!)

Proud Jersey girl! Did the city thing, and am now am back in good ol Jerz


"This is how I'll look when I meet my husband" http://www.marryblaire.com/images/Img15.gif

"This is how I'll look when kissing my husband" http://www.marryblaire.com/images/Img16.gif

"This is how I'll look when my husband asks me to marry him" http://www.marryblaire.com/images/Img4.gif

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-13-2004 04:22 PM
Shouldn't being the host of a Talk Show by definition imply an ability to talk?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
News of the weird. Tony Danza to host his own talk show.

The end is upon us.*

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ision_danza_dc

*On second thought, he'll probably pull a Chevy Chase and all will be back to normal in a few weeks.
Hooooold me closerrrr Tony Dannnnnnza...

Sidd Finch 07-13-2004 04:28 PM
sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wow.
She's either a serious whackadoo, or someone who lost a big bet.

NotFromHere 07-13-2004 04:28 PM
sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall


"This is how I'll look when my husband asks me to marry him" http://www.marryblaire.com/images/Img4.gif

TM
I wonder how she'll look when her new "internet husband" ties her up with duct tape, throws her into the trunk and drives her to his secluded cabin?

Alex_de_Large 07-13-2004 04:30 PM
sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I wonder how she'll look when her new "internet husband" ties her up with duct tape, throws her into the trunk and drives her to his secluded cabin?
she was on COuntdown with Kieth Olberman the other night. She completely vapid and is not cute enough to make up for it.

robustpuppy 07-13-2004 04:30 PM
sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I wonder how she'll look when her new "internet husband" ties her up with duct tape, throws her into the trunk and drives her to his secluded cabin?
Better.

Not Bob 07-13-2004 04:33 PM
sb is one small step away from being this stupid:
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
[dealing with rejection by lashing out]
I told you to tell her that you were Jewish. But did you listen? Nooooooo! Instead, you just felt that you had to sing "Brown Sugar" on her voice mail, didn't you?


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