or..
 

Or, wear a bad wig and go as the Donald.

http://images.forbes.com/media/halloween/trump.jpg
You could then run around all night and say "you're fired."

or..
 

These are about as good as your song parodies.

TM

or..
 

You're being too nice.

or..
 

It's better than being critical and not helpful. Remember, I was the one who brought the naughty nurse pictures.

or..
 

No. It's not.

Clearly you haven't brought enough of them to erase the memory of your song parodies.

TM

or..
 

"Lost her sense of humor in El Segundo"?

or..
 

No time to draft it. Besides, it wouldn't ring true since she never had one to lose.

TM

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Nurse Betty would like to remind you...Parody. Singular. Once and then reincarnated by SS a couple of weeks ago.

http://store1.yimg.com/I/lingeriesite_1813_13207035

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Good grief. Hose with open toed shoes.

(Wow, that nurse has big feet. )

Not for cooler climates
 

Why the venom today? Have I ever claimed to be funny? Have I ever touted myself as the Hank Chinaski of the FB?

http://store1.yimg.com/I/lingeriesite_1816_144606

Not for cooler climates
 

Hank is supposed to be funny?

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

Since NFH is too busy...

In a breathtaking discovery, scientists working on a remote Indonesian island say they have uncovered the bones of a human dwarf species marooned for eons while modern man rapidly colonized the rest of the planet.

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

NFH, your oversight of this important development concerns us. Ignore those little barbs from TM and the rest; they are just being themselves. Dave, however, indicates that you are ignoring your duties on this board.

Now, get over here so I can discipline you.

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GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

GALAHAD: What is it?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting alight to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.

VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.

DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!

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You like men? NTTAWWT. And no, I'm not offering. I'm promised to another.

Not for cooler climates
 

rant
 

I hate being telephone-solicited for money.

I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work.

I hate being telephone-solicited for money while at work by some perky member of my school's alumni association who tries to be chummy by saying "so I hear you're getting married" in a sing-song voice.

Listen, you stupid stupid sorry cow, just because you may or may not have been privy to some gossip about me that must be tenth-hand and is therefore completely backwards, don't think you can just drop it into a fund-raising suck-up and think that it will somehow engage me. You are now number one on my second-tier shitlist. And no, you may not have any of my fucking money.

(Sigh) Thank you all for listening. And remember that even life's winners (hi RP! big kiss!) get crappy phone calls.

Fair enough, I just thought it weird that they were holding hands on Leno.

rant
 

Wow. You have a second-tier shitlist? It is now clear why you are one of life's winners.

(I think RP may be envious that she's not one of life's winners.)

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I suspend disbelief in honor of Heidi.

Basically, as long as I can get a response and see the Heidi avatar again, it's all good.

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*sigh*
This has become tiresome and old. That horse is dead. And if Hank asked you to carry his banner, then he's just goddamned lazy.

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

Flinty, you did well.

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
*sigh*
This has become tiresome and old. That horse is dead. And if Hank asked you to carry his banner, then he's just goddamned lazy.
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Well what did you expect? I told you I was promised to another. (hint, it rhymes with Tank)

rant
 

Ahem. I invented being one of life's winners.

Yeah, but they were holding hands. I just thought it was telltale, even if they work together and train together and lay together.

But, whetever, I will fantasize about all the puppies and cats entering your texas target, or whatever...

rant
 

Oh goody. Then you can answer this question: Once you are deemed one of life's winners (in air quotes), can you ever lose your OOLW status?

rant
 

No. It's like being a federal judge.

rant
 

Wow, that's so interesting. You are really a font of knowledge about this stuff -- no wonder you are one of the annointed!

rant
 

So you can resign?

It pisses me off when OTHER LAWYERS, of all people, give no facts and then expect a specific answer, tailored to their facts. The same facts they won't tell you. Fuckers.

Didn't you watch them in the Olympics? Regardless of whether they, like Mary Cheney, are lesbians, they engaged in some seriously hot ass slapping. At least as hot as anything RT recently ordered.

I would rate fucking in high heels as further along on the hot continuum than ass-slapping. But that may just be me and my sophisticated taste.

RT has yet to receive, analyze, and prepare a report regarding those tapes, so we don't yet know how hot they actually are.

wha...? Has the Displaced Dog been telling tales out of class?

Another link in the Bilmore family tree?
 

Actually, Flinty, I take it back. A dozen posts with no Heidi. I think you scared her off.

Maybe knowing that you are carrying more than Hank's banner will bring her back.

Good point. I was making an ass out of me. Some girl should slap me for SS's benefit.

I would approve of that punnishment.

This is goodvibes' report on the tapes:

• Hang on for the ride as the most handsome butch dykes and sweetest femmes to ever grace the screen go into overdrive in this action-packed, authentic presentation of daring dyke lust and babe-dick action. Sure to overheat your rewind button, the chemistry-between-partners-laden first segment smolders with butches giving femmes juicy orgasms; part two continues the action, with master femme Shar teaching the arts of strapping it on in stilettos, worshipping shoes, talking off-the-scale dirty and bottoming butch-style. Lesbian made. 2000, 96 min.

I did see the ass slapping on the Olympics. While that was hot, my preliminary guess is that this will be hotter. SS is more than welcome to borrow the tapes after I'm done with them for his own analysis and appraisal. Unfortunately, I deleted the Olympic coverage from my Tivo so he's on his own there.

It's always about shoes with you.

Tapes? Hasn't porn moved on to dvd?

Nothing like those aligator skin high-heels.