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Spanky 07-25-2005 06:28 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think Pakistan is the greasy ooze that emerges when you first pop a zit. Think of the Iran/Pakistan/Iraq/Afghanistan area as a zit. China and Inida are Westernizing at warp speed. Russia is Westernising and getting cozy with China and India. And there's the US, Israel and Britain to the West, and the uber-liberal and irreligious EU to the Northwest.

You have three fingers popping a huge zit of backward Islamic Republics jammed in the middle, between Egypt, Turkey and India. My guess is the puss runs into Africa through Egypt after Mubarrak dies and no strong successor is chosen. Pakistan is just that shit that's barely worth squeezing. Its another screwed up, misbordered British colony. It'll be swallowed by India economically. The big pile of white puss... the guts of the pimple, if you will, is Iran. Once that fucker gets Westernized (and it will, given time), I think Radical Islam's last stand will be on the Arabian Peninsula and in Africa.

I don't see Pakistan as the hotbed of Islamic insanity. I think its too close to , and economically tied to, India (even if culturally they hate each other). I think the last stand of Radical Islam is going to be some screwy place in Africa, like the Sudan.
I don’t agree with a lot of what you post, but when you get through all the hyperbole and exaggerated references, you make some interesting, logical, well thought out points. That especially applies to your last two posts.

Shape Shifter 07-25-2005 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
There you go again. No one ever said that it is not possible that we will get something worse. Just unlikely. Things were pretty bad under Saddam Hussein so things will really have to screw up badly in Iraq for things to get worse than life under Saddam. Iraq is a paradise right now compared to what it was under Saddam. Your view of how bad things are in Iraq right now are distorted, and your view of life under Saddam is distorted.
Pakistan had a democratically elected government. Now it's a military dictatorship. Where's the progress? By free market reforms, are you talking about how the market found a way for Pakistani nuclear technology to end up in the hands of North Korea?

Penske_Account 07-25-2005 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I don’t agree with a lot of what you post, but when you get through all the hyperbole and exaggerated references, you make some interesting, logical, well thought out points. That especially applies to your last two posts.

In fairness, I think he stole this line from Indhira Ghandi:

I think Pakistan is the greasy ooze that emerges when you first pop a zit.

Spanky 07-25-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Pakistan had a democratically elected government. Now it's a military dictatorship. Where's the progress? By free market reforms, are you talking about how the market found a way for Pakistani nuclear technology to end up in the hands of North Korea?
Seventy percent of Pakistan is illiterate so they have to put symbols or logos on the voting ballots. As you can imagine the potential for fraud there is huge. Like India, Pakistan for many years rejected the free market. They saw capitalsim as a British Imperialistic tool to control them. The result is one of the poorest countrys in the world. Unlike India, they have also not been very good at holding onto democracy.

Mushariff has instituted many economic reforms and they have been working. The economy is growing. Incomes are rising across the board. - so yes - i would say that is progress.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-25-2005 06:39 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
There you go again. No one ever said that it is not possible that we will get something worse. Just unlikely. Things were pretty bad under Saddam Hussein so things will really have to screw up badly in Iraq for things to get worse than life under Saddam. Iraq is a paradise right now compared to what it was under Saddam. Your view of how bad things are in Iraq right now are distorted, and your view of life under Saddam is distorted.
Well, I was talking to Hank, not you. Be that as it may, one virtue of the Hussein regime was the relative stability it brought to the area, inc. as a counterweight to Iran. Another is that Hussein was not sympathetic to Islamists. While what comes will probably be an improvement as to human rights, it could be a big step backwards on both of those fronts.

Spanky 07-25-2005 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Well, I was talking to Hank, not you. Be that as it may, one virtue of the Hussein regime was the relative stability it brought to the area, inc. as a counterweight to Iran. Another is that Hussein was not sympathetic to Islamists. While what comes will probably be an improvement as to human rights, it could be a big step backwards on both of those fronts.
Stability to the area? Are you kidding? Tell that to the Kuwaitis and Iranians. Counterweight to Iran - what the hell does that mean? That is an empty statment that sounds like diplomatic language but really has no meaning.

Saddam Hussein may not have liked Islamists in his country but he worked with them in other countrys. Just Like Assad's father did.

Improvement in Human rights. Don't you agree that such an improvement justifies many things. In other words, human rights might be a higher priority than some of this other stuff?

Not Bob 07-25-2005 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Stability to the area? Are you kidding? Tell that to the Kuwaitis and Iranians. Counterweight to Iran - what the hell does that mean? That is an empty statment that sounds like diplomatic language but really has no meaning.
Ask your friends who worked for Reagan in the 1980s what that meant back then. I think it means "keep the Persians from exporting the Islamic Revolution to the rest of the oil, uh, I mean Mideast, in much the same way that the Poles of the 1920s under a dictatorial general kept the Bolshies out of Weimar Germany."

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Originally posted by Spanky
Saddam Hussein may not have liked Islamists in his country but he worked with them in other countrys. Just Like Assad's father did.
Are you talking about the West Bank? Our friends are doing that, too. And in Pakistan and sub-saharan Africa and Indonesia and . . . oh, but the House of Saud is much better than the alternative. (and I agree with you on that, not that that matters)

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Originally posted by Spanky
Improvement in Human rights. Don't you agree that such an improvement justifies many things. In other words, human rights might be a higher priority than some of this other stuff?
Yup. But, speaking of human rights, ask Iraqi women how they feel about the proposed changes in their status under the new constitution. Oh, that's right -- you won't be able to, because you won't be related to any of them, and therefore you can't talk to them.

Shape Shifter 07-25-2005 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Seventy percent of Pakistan is illiterate so they have to put symbols or logos on the voting ballots. As you can imagine the potential for fraud there is huge.
So you're saying Pakistanis are not ready for democracy?

sebastian_dangerfield 07-25-2005 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
I don’t agree with a lot of what you post, but when you get through all the hyperbole and exaggerated references, you make some interesting, logical, well thought out points. That especially applies to your last two posts.
Thanks, but that one was pretty simple. I just looked at the map. Radical Islam's Miracle Mile is getting ringed and roadblocked into Africa. There are some who say it will take over the Netherlands and Germany, but I think thats bunk. Those people are already saying "enough." I think its only a matter of time until they thorw the Islamists out one their arses.

Africa, brother. Thats where the shitstorm lands. If you want to scare yourself sensless, read some foreign policy materials on the Egyptian street. Half of AQ's brain trust came from Egypt and Qutb, the author of bin Laden's Wahhabist ideology, was an Egyptian hanged by Nasser in the 60s.

I am heartened that we are finally seeing intellectuals all over the world coming out with studies saying "It ain't Palestine that's causing this shit. It's a mindset that believes the world must be monotheistically Islamic." I think thats the truth of it no one wants to acknowledge, because it means we are at war with a religion.

I think you can buy off the next generation with Westernized behaviors and materialism. But the cats already in the movement have to be killed. No other way.

So why don't we get to the business of it? Why is that fat Imam allowed to spew hate in London? Can't the fucking MI6 fix him up with a heart attack pill in his next kabob?

sebastian_dangerfield 07-25-2005 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Pakistan had a democratically elected government. Now it's a military dictatorship. Where's the progress? By free market reforms, are you talking about how the market found a way for Pakistani nuclear technology to end up in the hands of North Korea?
You know you can't convert these countries by letting them go freely democratic. They'll elect a bunch of woman-hating miscreant degenerates to protect their own little tribal interests. Musharaff is far better than anything millions of his illiterate, fundie Islamic subjects could elect.

You have to almost literally pummel these people with western influences and culture while killing their religious leaders to get anywhere. You can't just give them the wheel. They're like Mississippi in the 60s. You gotta drag these fuckers kicking and screaming. I see a one two punch. 1. Flood them with western goods and culture. Pump western television free via satellite to them. Get them fucking, screwing and getting drunk and high. Get them ambitious for expensive cars. Its creating a middle class in India. Why not Pakistan? 2. Kill the religious zealots. Make the Imams disappear. have all sorts of accidental fires take out the militant madrases and mosques. You can't cure the indcotrinated, so just get rid of them.

Those two steps should do it.

Spanky 07-25-2005 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Ask your friends who worked for Reagan in the 1980s what that meant back then. I think it means "keep the Persians from exporting the Islamic Revolution to the rest of the oil, uh, I mean Mideast, in much the same way that the Poles of the 1920s under a dictatorial general kept the Bolshies out of Weimar Germany."
The Iranian revolution was a Shiite revolution, so that type of revolution was going nowhere in Arabia. The only
Arabian country with a significant Shiite population is Iraq. Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, the UAE etc do not have enough Shiites for a Shiite revolution.


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Originally posted by Not Bob
Are you talking about the West Bank? Our friends are doing that, too. And in Pakistan and sub-saharan Africa and Indonesia and . . . oh, but the House of Saud is much better than the alternative. (and I agree with you on that, not that that matters)
I don't know if the House of Saud is better than the alternative. Our State Department seems to think so. However, they also may be thinking that if the House of Saud falls, that even only a ten percent chance of fundamentalists taking over is to much of a chance with all that oil at stake.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Yup. But, speaking of human rights, ask Iraqi women how they feel about the proposed changes in their status under the new constitution. Oh, that's right -- you won't be able to, because you won't be related to any of them, and therefore you can't talk to them.
My guess is that if took a poll of Iraqi women they would prefer the current system as imperfect as it is, to the old one.

Penske_Account 07-25-2005 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
Seventy percent of Pakistan is illiterate so they have to put symbols or logos on the voting ballots. As you can imagine the potential for fraud there is huge.
70% of the democrats are literate (liberally speaking) and yet when push comes to chad they still have to resort to faux claims of voter fraud to try to prevent the duly elected President from taking office.

Penske_Account 07-25-2005 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know you can't convert these countries by letting them go freely democratic. They'll elect a bunch of woman-hating miscreant degenerates to protect their own little tribal interests.
Yes, the unborn children, it takes a tribe.

Hank Chinaski 07-25-2005 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know you can't convert these countries by letting them go freely democratic. They'll elect a bunch of woman-hating miscreant degenerates to protect their own little tribal interests. Musharaff is far better than anything millions of his illiterate, fundie Islamic subjects could elect.

You have to almost literally pummel these people with western influences and culture while killing their religious leaders to get anywhere. You can't just give them the wheel. They're like Mississippi in the 60s. You gotta drag these fuckers kicking and screaming. I see a one two punch. 1. Flood them with western goods and culture. Pump western television free via satellite to them. Get them fucking, screwing and getting drunk and high. Get them ambitious for expensive cars. Its creating a middle class in India. Why not Pakistan? 2. Kill the religious zealots. Make the Imams disappear. have all sorts of accidental fires take out the militant madrases and mosques. You can't cure the indcotrinated, so just get rid of them.

Those two steps should do it.
It took 2 atom bombs to put Japan where it needed to be to go Democratic. All we're doing is delaying the inevitable.

Hank Chinaski 07-25-2005 07:58 PM

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[i]Originally posted by Not Bob [/]

Yup. But, speaking of human rights, ask Iraqi women how they feel about the proposed changes in their status under the new constitution. Oh, that's right -- you won't be able to, because you won't be related to any of them, and therefore you can't talk to them.
Translation: When the ladies wear burkas you can't tell when to compliment their new hairstyles:(

Not Bob 07-25-2005 10:49 PM

Is that new veil in a darker shade of black, miss?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: When the ladies wear burkas you can't tell when to compliment their new hairstyles:(
Fuckin' a, man. I'd never survive under Sharia.

Penske_Account 07-25-2005 10:55 PM

[hi burger!] give us a thread title [/hi burger!]
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
????????????????
Whoooooop! There it is!!!

Not Bob 07-25-2005 11:00 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Whoooooop! There it is!!!
Well done, old chap. I might have gone with "A member of the Fedralist Society? Moi?" but I applaud your choice.

ltl/fb 07-25-2005 11:02 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
Well done, old chap. I might have gone with "A member of the Fedralist Society? Moi?" but I applaud your choice.
That was from Burger?? Making baby jesus cry??

Not Bob 07-25-2005 11:21 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That was from Burger?? Making baby jesus cry??
I thought penske gave up on waiting, and picked one. Hmm. If it was you, burger, well done.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-25-2005 11:45 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I thought penske gave up on waiting, and picked one. Hmm. If it was you, burger, well done.
Seeing as we're talking about both Hank and Penske, I concur.

ltl/fb 07-26-2005 12:24 AM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
I thought penske gave up on waiting, and picked one. Hmm. If it was you, burger, well done.
Or medium-well. Mmmm, burgers.

Hank Chinaski 07-26-2005 07:54 AM

egypt blasts
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/26/in...html?th&emc=th

follow up to the argument that they blew up Muslims, NYT story that the bombers were headed for Western areas but blew up early

sebastian_dangerfield 07-26-2005 08:48 AM

Wurmer Dropped the Big One
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
It took 2 atom bombs to put Japan where it needed to be to go Democratic. All we're doing is delaying the inevitable.
You can't nuke anything. Its a losing proposition from every conceivable angle.

That said, I have no problem with dropping a tactical nuke or testing chemicals in the Afghan mountains and Pakistani provinces. The press doesn't go there and there's no reason not to poison the ground there forever. It'll work like Raid - keep the bugs out for good.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-26-2005 09:38 AM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Not Bob
burger, well done.
make it medium rare, please.

Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here until judgment day. Be sure to tip your waitress.

ltl/fb 07-26-2005 11:41 AM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
make it medium rare, please.

Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here until judgment day. Be sure to tip your waitress.
You are quite the risk-taker, aren't you? Medium rare??

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-26-2005 11:45 AM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are quite the risk-taker, aren't you? Medium rare??
Should we take this to teh mmmm, food, board?

If a restaurant gives me a choice, I assume they stand by their meat.

At home, I grind my own (ground) beef, so I have no worries.

Most of the e coli problems are in pre-formed patties anyway, since most reputable supermarkets grind meat on the premises, far away from the rest of the cow.

Gattigap 07-26-2005 11:47 AM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)


At home, I grind my own (ground) beef, so I have no worries.

Really?

Unusual, but OTOH for your screenname and avatar this seems particularly appropriate.

ltl/fb 07-26-2005 11:47 AM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Should we take this to teh mmmm, food, board?

If a restaurant gives me a choice, I assume they stand by their meat.

At home, I grind my own (ground) beef, so I have no worries.

Most of the e coli problems are in pre-formed patties anyway, since most reputable supermarkets grind meat on the premises, far away from the rest of the cow.
You are no fun.

ETA and you grind your own meat? regularly? Do you own a paint mixer, too? So that you can adjust the tinting for how the light falls differently on different walls in a room? God.

Shape Shifter 07-26-2005 11:50 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You know you can't convert these countries by letting them go freely democratic. They'll elect a bunch of woman-hating miscreant degenerates to protect their own little tribal interests. Musharaff is far better than anything millions of his illiterate, fundie Islamic subjects could elect.

You have to almost literally pummel these people with western influences and culture while killing their religious leaders to get anywhere. You can't just give them the wheel. They're like Mississippi in the 60s. You gotta drag these fuckers kicking and screaming. I see a one two punch. 1. Flood them with western goods and culture. Pump western television free via satellite to them. Get them fucking, screwing and getting drunk and high. Get them ambitious for expensive cars. Its creating a middle class in India. Why not Pakistan? 2. Kill the religious zealots. Make the Imams disappear. have all sorts of accidental fires take out the militant madrases and mosques. You can't cure the indcotrinated, so just get rid of them.

Those two steps should do it.
Or they could elect a female Prime Minister, like they did in 1988 when they elected Benazir Bhutto, making her the first democratically elected female head of government in a Muslim country.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-26-2005 11:59 AM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are no fun.

ETA and you grind your own meat? regularly? Do you own a paint mixer, too? So that you can adjust the tinting for how the light falls differently on different walls in a room? God.
regularly. i buy a bunch of round and chuck, grind it, season it, form patties, and freeze it. means I know the quality of meat going in.

OTOH, I happily devour jimmy dean sausage. I just don't want to know.


my paint mixer is named Alberto. He does a bang-up job, and can get you his number.

ltl/fb 07-26-2005 12:02 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
my paint mixer is named Alberto. He does a bang-up job, and can get you his number.
How taut are his abs? Because my painters are always taut-abbed. In NFH's mind, at least.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-26-2005 12:59 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Should we take this to teh mmmm, food, board?

If a restaurant gives me a choice, I assume they stand by their meat.

At home, I grind my own (ground) beef, so I have no worries.

Most of the e coli problems are in pre-formed patties anyway, since most reputable supermarkets grind meat on the premises, far away from the rest of the cow.
Maybe she was referring to the Mad Cow. Its the next plague, according to that cheerleader reading the news on FNC.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-26-2005 01:03 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Really?

Unusual, but OTOH for your screenname and avatar this seems particularly appropriate.
Who the fuck owns a meat grinder? This is America, not Mexico.

Hank Chinaski 07-26-2005 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Or they could elect a female Prime Minister, like they did in 1988 when they elected Benazir Bhutto, making her the first democratically elected female head of government in a Muslim country.
Shape Shifter's mom was elected homecoming queen at our HS.

Shape Shifter 07-26-2005 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Shape Shifter's mom was elected homecoming queen at our HS.
Yeah. I remember how mad you were that your mom fucked the football team for nothing.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-26-2005 01:08 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Who the fuck owns a meat grinder? This is America, not Mexico.
You don't have a KitchenAid stand mixer, with assorted attachments?

Fuckin' rube.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-26-2005 01:14 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You don't have a KitchenAid stand mixer, with assorted attachments?

Fuckin' rube.
Rube? No one has ever heard "Jeeves, fetch me that kielbasa I smoked yesterday," or "Here, try this magnificent headcheese I just ground. Its compliments a reisling perfectly."

robustpuppy 07-26-2005 01:15 PM

Feed me!
 
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
You don't have a KitchenAid stand mixer, with assorted attachments?

Fuckin' rube.
You know, one lovely thing to do for a friend expecting a baby, even an imaginary internet one, is to make some dishes that can be frozen and reheated during those busy first weeks after the baby is born.

And tm's water just broke. So you can practice on her.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 07-26-2005 01:15 PM

Jesus wept.
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
"Jeeves, fetch me that kielbasa I smoked yesterday,"
you've clearly hired the wrong help.


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