K Race
 

The Today Show reported today that metrosexual is out, fat is in. For guys.

K Race
 

I thought Penske was talking about himself in the second person, and in my error looked as if I were talking about myself in the second person. Oh, the irony.

K Race
 

If I was talking about myself, I would have said:

But hey, you are younger than me, so you have that going for you.

K Race
 

I am not insulted by your dislike of it -- you would be insulting Ollie, not me. It was about me, not by me. And, it was I think intended as an insult to me -- but it was funny, and therefore I liked it.

K Race
 

back when you were broker and forced to buy your coffee and breakfast pastries at 7-11 instead of speciality shoppes (S-bux, KK, etc.), you were probably better able to keep up with the tabloids- no?

K Race
 

I think it was Atticus. And NFH was the fucktard.

whooops!! STP, sorry Ollie. My first thought was that it was you, and then I thought, no, it was Atticus. Not sure why I thought that.

K Race
 

I put some fresh green salsa on a tamale without checking the due date on the salsa. I was ill (but not really violently, just really nauseated and headachey and finally made myself throw up in hopes it would make me feel better, and it kind of did). The next day, I noticed that the top of the green salsa container was bowed. And then that the due date had passed.

Coincidentally, it was from TJ.

K Race
 

I think I thought it was funny, but I was also upset that is was insulting to you.......

K Race
 

I have to set an example now.

K Race
 

When you typed VV, I read it as "W". I was all perplexed.

K Race
 

Me too!

K Race
 

It was a bad move on my part. I apologize.

rp, we can't know if I have the most posts because certain people hide their post counts or restart with new identities.

K Race
 

You've stopped practicing law for one week and you've already lost your drafting skills. Can't you just say you [may] have the most posts of a single poster who uses one moniker and displays her post count?

K Race
 

Although I have not researched this, I believe that among the subgroup of posters who both (a) do not sock and (b) display the post count, I have the most posts.

I'm the posterest with the mosterest.

K Race
 

Most of my socks have less than 20 posts each. The approximate cumulative total, give or take, according to one of mod/admins is 8457.........8458 with this post.

Is Fringe doing stand up now too?

K Race
 

Bullshit on everything you just said. If you think that title is anything but retarded, then maybe you really are ppnyc's friend. Either way, no one on this board, besides ppnyc, your socks and you find it even remotely amusing. It's lame. Almost as lame as you arguing it's not.

TM

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:rolleyes:

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It's happy to see you.




Or there's a flashlight in there.

K Race
 

I am intrigued by this "couples make lists" thing. What does that mean?

I make lots of lists -- it is kind of my thing -- but on my own, not with someone.

Entourage
 

Not SATC, I think Friends invented the list. The laminated list. Didn't they?
And it was stupid.
That said, I'd love to see a movie about the Ramones that is not Rock and Roll High School. Not that I don't like Rock and Roll High School. It'd be nice to see a Rockumentary about them. Starring Vincent Chase.

K Race
 

I think she means couples make lists of people they are allowed to sleep with despite being in a relationship (ala Friends).

Thread Title
 

Dear Penske,
The thread title brings to mind a horrible REO Speedwagon song. "fureverrrrrr"

Can it be changed to Go Seahawks?
http://www.defendingfreedom.net/imag...hawks-logo.jpg

K Race
 

1. I don't sock.

2. I didn't see that ppnyc weighed in on this. Don't make shit up.

3. I am not sure what "retarded" means here (above), but I recently had my ears pinned back, sts, by a parent of a developmentally delayed child when I used that word offhandedly, so I stopped using it.

4. Maybe you think its a lousy title, that's fine. I think a lot of your posts suck, i.e. my comment about subjectivity, but I don't weigh in each time to say that. You obviously think that they are fine and/or worthwhile so that is what it is. I either scroll or don't read or read and frown or whatever. No big deal

5. the contest is what the contest is, if you don't want my title, win the contest. I won. I picked it a gratuitously self-congratulatorily self-promotional title. That is who I am. I have never said I wasn't a gratuitious trash talker. In fact, irl, I own up to it quite frequently.

K Race
 

thank you. I have never made one of those lists either.

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No.

K Race
 

Lists of people you have fucked. Not that you want to fuck, although that was one topic of this week's episode.

Seth Green was in the episode and every time he saw Eric he intimated that he had had sex with Eric's girlfriend, except Eric said that Seth Green wasn't on the "list." Turtle said "list?" and Eric said, in a pissy, holier-than-thou smug serially monogamous tone, "Yeah, the list. Couples make lists, Turtle." and I thought to myself "they do?"

Then Vince said "everyone leaves someone off the list, Eric," in a
"poor, naive Eric, believing what his hot, Hollywood-inside girlfriend said about her past" kind of tone. That was the only thing that struck me as true, if you accept the premise that couples make lists, Turtle. Hell, if I were to make a list I have a Seth Green or two that I would leave off, even if the only person ever to see the list were me.

Maybe in Hollywood couples make lists because there's so much gossip?

K Race
 

Around the original Friends airing, I recall having conversations along those lines, but nothing serious. Afterall, living in Minnesota, how often are you going to run into one of these people.

And now, of course, I am celibate.

K Race
 

For Festivus I make the lists.

K Race
 

I take it you didn't watch this week (actually the first episode for me).

K Race
 

If my list could be limited to people who are famous and about whom there might be gossip, I'd be up for making a list. Of nothing. To my knowledge.*

*Meaning, it is entirely possible I have unwittingly fucked someone famous but I wasn't aware of his fame. Not that someone famous might have fucked me, but I was unaware of the fucking.

K Race
 

I never thought I would say this to you Adder, but, 2.

Entourage
 

Mrs. Wonk and I made lists after watching the Friends "list" episode. Every once in a while, we will see someone particularly bang-worthy on TV or in a movie and will put them on the list. Of course, if I ever actually slept with someone on my list, she would not view it as okay by any means.

So the answer to your question for me is, yes couples do it and no, it doesn't mean a fucking thing.

ETA you, naturellement, are on my list.

K Race
 

I also keep a list of famous people I have seen naked irl.

K Race
 

Just to beat Thurgreed to it: I wish.

K Race
 

Jesus. I have never made one of those lists either. About 10 years ago, while drunk, a friend (male fwiw) and I tried to name everyone that we had ever slept with, and we gave up. I thank the superior being every day that I'm disease-free.

K Race
 

Lame is the new fat.

K Race
 

Call Al Roker. He ordered up a platter of deep fried buttersticks during the middle of the piece.

K Race
 

According to which blog?

K Race
 

In Hollywood people make lists so that the prenup full disclosure won't be such a shock so close to the latest wedding.

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Please?