This is your best work.

That's actually not a bad thread title.

I think they put her on the golf cart with the flashing lights.

That sounds painful.

It's not as bad as you might think. He has a small straw.

I've been listening a lot to a song lately that comes into my mind whenever I see this joke: "Pretty Eyes for a Snake."

Quit posting so damn much so we can enjoy it for a while.

So have I. Except when you are stuck in some god forsaken hellhole of food (Hi Dallas-Fort Worth!), frequently those other terminals do not have the food that you want either.

but, is it sharp? and pointy? ha.

That needs to be a thread title at some point, here or on politics. GO.

Huh, and here I was going to suggest a poll to see who likes me, but I don't think I really want to know.

Just over a hundred posts for the k on politics. Spooky, you should give it a shot.

I want to know. Burger, can you set up the poll? Same parameters as Shifty's.

Wait. then the Hank title will be available?

what were the end results of shifty's? I'd be afraid to poll me it would be "all thumbs down" "all the time" with like one or two "okays"

You're dead to me, monkey.

4940 posts till the K!

ETA: Except for the new rule that bars the use of posters' names in the thread title.

I believe I walked. I might have walked to one adjacent terminal, and then took some underground train to a separate, not-as-close terminal.

gwinky, I don't think that dfw has solely bad food. but we may be looking for different things.

a couple airports I have been in have maps showing the food choices and shops in all terminals. LOVE that.

I want one.

Boy, it's just not smart to alienate your constituency prior to a vote. I may have to change my vote from like like to just like, or something else entirely.

Someone please tell me
 

So, what the hell is this?

Anti-nylons?
Upsidedown knee-hi's?

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On the positive side, 12 people like me, 5 like-like me, and 4 love me (I was one of those). On the downside, 1 person does not like me, 4 people hate me with the fire of 1000 suns, and I am dead to 4 people. 2 people couldn't care less about me, and 7 do not like green eggs and ham. Despite having almost 10,000 mosts, 10 people do not know who I am. And that's why I carry this - the American Express Card.

FWIW, National Airport has all the good food outside the security checkpoint. Lose-lose.

Random Thought
 

Beyonce is looking really hot these days. I don't have a picture. NFH?

I think they just have burger king. No Wendy's. I like Wendy's.

Because, like Robert DeNiro it is your high octane city, man?

Can you get back in if you go out?

They definitely have mcdonalds in addition to burger king. I don't know that I've ever seen an airport Wendy's.

I like the appetizer sampler at TGI Fridays.

I'd like that sentence even more without the comma.

If you pass through security again. Which, I assume, is something you don't want to do. Also, they're useless if you're early for your plane and want to get a bite to eat, but don't want to chance the lines.

Someone please tell me
 

Who can pay attention to hosiery when she is carrying a winter bag with a summer outfit??!!!

And dose look like some Spanx.

I did not find a McDonalds. Hmm. I will find it on my next visit. I forget why I ever went to DFW.

Anyhoo, they have a Wendy's at LaGuardia.

Take it to the PB.

Someone please tell me
 

jinx was just going to post they wuz spanx.

AoN, Beyonce looks different in every mag cover she is on.

She is on cover of Essence and she looks completely different.

Random Thought
 

She lost a lot of weight on a liquid diet to do the Supremes movie (well, it's not called the Supremes, but she plays a dead ringer for Diana Ross.)

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She says she gained the weight back to be her bootylicious self again.

Hmmmm. I like Wendy's too. Three or four jobs ago, there was one in my building.

wendy's is good. I feel. I mean, BK is okay and mc d's is shit. bleh.

Better Burger is okay. shitty fries. fries are key

I fly out of National several times a month and the longest I've waited to get through security, even in the past few weeks, is about 10 minutes. It's worth it if you want CPK instead of skanky Ranch #1.

McD's has (a) that yogurt thing I referred to and (b) the best sausage/egg/cheese biscuit. The asian chicken salad (fairly new) is good too. That's about all I eat there. I have compared the s/e/c biscuit with ones offered by the other two and they are not as good.

Christ, I'm craving that now. And McD's is totally not on my way to work.

I think Wendy's does have some good salads now, as does Arby's. Or they did a few years ago.

Wow
 

Wow, that was quick. So sad for Paris, who I am sure is pining away for old Matty.

Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and University of Southern California basketball player Brynn Cameron are expecting a baby in the fall.

I hope the baby gets her looks. Even though he's not bad for an Arizona QB.

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