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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm not sure what you are trying to say here. That if 27 was a long time ago, you can't now be both grown up and not old? Is 27 the cut-off point before you become "old"?

THe article was saying that 27 is a point where you are no longer capalbe of being america's sweetheart and a sweet blushing thing. which of course is total poppycock. when i pointed this out to evenodds, she switched her argument from the article being about Reese no longer being able to be america's sweetheart becuase she is too election like (which has nothing to do with the price of tea in china as far as this story goes- its even's projections on the article) to 27 is too old to be a blushing ingenue bc she realized I was right about age being the big factor is why reese being replaced. even just wasnt mature enough to say she was wrong.

sebastian_dangerfield

01-23-2004 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
Now you're just confusing me. I thought you had a thing for nuns.

Yeh, but they were playing the Sound of Music the other night. Julie Andrews has destroyed my nun fantasy for a few weeks.

paigowprincess

01-23-2004 11:33 AM

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Originally posted by evenodds
Your argument techniques are incredibly effective and your logic is flawless. I would hate to have to face you in a negotiation.

Of course you would.

purse junkie

01-23-2004 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Ladies, here's a tip. If you want to grow old lonely, frustrated and dry, use Velveeta terms like "The One" and discuss stupid bullshit like "meeting your one true destined love" within earshot of men. Oh, and talk about SATC... we think that's a great show. You go, Sarah Jessica, you go girl...

But guys, if you want to get the babes, or make sure your existing SO will want you more than ever, just keep talking about what you want to do to Reese Witherspoon's ass. 'Cause we really, really want to hear that.

purse junkie

01-23-2004 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but they were playing the Sound of Music the other night. Julie Andrews has destroyed my nun fantasy for a few weeks.

Try Ingrid Bergman. IMHO, she was the sexiest (well, the only sexy) nun in movie history.

Though for you more girl-next-door fans, I believe Mary Tyler Moore played one in an Elvis movie.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

01-23-2004 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, why am I being left out? I'm the fucking roomate!

Dude, we've got plenty of Busch Light. You can hit it after E/O. I forked out the scratch for this 18-pack anyway.

sebastian_dangerfield

01-23-2004 11:36 AM

Maybe coltrane was right?

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THe article was saying that 27 is a point where you are no longer capalbe of being america's sweetheart and a sweet blushing thing. which of course is total poppycock. when i pointed this out to evenodds, she switched her argument from the article being about Reese no longer being able to be america's sweetheart becuase she is too election like (which has nothing to do with the price of tea in china as far as this story goes- its even's projections on the article) to 27 is too old to be a blushing ingenue bc she realized I was right about age being the big factor is why reese being replaced. even just wasnt mature enough to say she was wrong.

Lauren Hutton is 60, and I'd still love to bang her. I wouldn't fuck Reese with Coltrane's cock. E/O is right - she's a grating idiot in every one of her roles. She perpetually plays characters you hope die in the first half hour. Age has nothing to do with it.

Julia Roberts was a talentless skank at 25 and will be a talentless skank at 50. The only difference is then she was taking some daring roles and now she's the female equivalent of Robin Williams, the only difference being at least he's funny some of the time. (See: Mona Lisa Smile in comparison to Patch Adams and Good Will Hunting). I'd rather fuck a goat.

greatwhitenorthchick

01-23-2004 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Ladies, here's a tip. If you want to grow old lonely, frustrated and dry,

I think we've established that there's no one around here who uses those types of terms or has that kind of attitude. The only one I can think of that talks about her predestined "one" was DS, and she's very happily married. So why do you persist?

sebastian_dangerfield

01-23-2004 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by purse junkie
But guys, if you want to get the babes, or make sure your existing SO will want you more than ever, just keep talking about what you want to do to Reese Witherspoon's ass. 'Cause we really, really want to hear that.

When I said I wanted to fuck Reese in the ass, I did not mean it in a "Reese is hot" way. I meant it in a "Goddamn, she's fucking annoying, and someone ought plug something in one of her orifices" sort of way.

paigowprincess

01-23-2004 11:42 AM

Maybe coltrane was right?

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Lauren Hutton is 60, and I'd still love to bang her. I wouldn't fuck Reese with Coltrane's cock. E/O is right - she's a grating idiot in every one of her roles. She perpetually plays characters you hope die in the first half hour. Age has nothing to do with it.

Julia Roberts was a talentless skank at 25 and will be a talentless skank at 50. The only difference is then she was taking some daring roles and now she's the female equivalent of Robin Williams, the only difference being at least he's funny some of the time. (See: Mona Lisa Smile in comparison to Patch Adams and Good Will Hunting). I'd rather fuck a goat.

My point was that the New York Times wrote a movie review about a movie about some chick from WVA winning a date with a movie star and prefaced the article with two paragraphs on aging women and why we need a new americas sweetheart. Not whether Reese was ever really worthy of the crown in the first place.

bilmore

01-23-2004 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
When I said I wanted to fuck Reese in the ass, I did not mean it in a "Reese is hot" way. I meant it in a "Goddamn, she's fucking annoying, and someone ought plug something in one of her orifices" sort of way.

If she's annoying, I'd think you'd want to plug a different orifice.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

01-23-2004 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by bilmore
If she's annoying, I'd think you'd want to plug a different orifice.

Sebby thinks everyone talks out of their ass.

sebastian_dangerfield

01-23-2004 11:46 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think we've established that there's no one around here who uses those types of terms or has that kind of attitude. The only one I can think of that talks about her predestined "one" was DS, and she's very happily married. So why do you persist?

I didn't mean "Ladies" in relation to this board. I meant it in relation to the 26 year old idiot, who after her third Cosmopolitan at happy hour tonight, will bend my ear about "Howww did you know [wife] was the onnne? I mean, like, I'm dating this guy, and he's great, but he's always going out with his friends and..." Men do this stupid shit too. I have one friend who calls me up and ttells me all about each GF, and how she's fantastic. He goes through excruciating detail about the chick, pausing to have me validate her wonderfulness. I usually scan news sites while he's talking and say "Sounds great" every 50 seconds.

If you can't figure out when you're in love or whena person is right for you, you probably shouldn't be getting involved.

Pretty Little Flower

01-23-2004 11:46 AM

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And in one deft move, Sebastian rehabilitates himself in Purse Junkie's eyes. Well played, my good man.

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