GRR
 

You go to strip clubs where they only let men in?

Yes, I'm a chick. And I didn't spend the evening hiding in the bathroom - got stripper-eye-contact just like the boys, including during the lap dances. Which was a little weird but not unpleasant. Boyfriend enjoyed watching it; it was fun; I'd go again.

GRR
 

think nfh.

GRR
 

Okay - you, me, Grand Central.

Deadwood parody
 

Again, low balling me.

Look. You ain't all that either. You're ok, you're attractive but you're rude and obnoxious and you think you're smooth and quite frankly you are not. You're one of those mid level divorced aging tools that likes to consider himself still hip by trailing around to "hotttt" parties and you look like a fool but no one has the heart to tell you. And then you brag on the internet about said parties. Ooooh everyone thinks you are cool. mmm hmm.
Straw?

Doomed to spinsterhood
 

I've always been turned off by women who seem interested in my career or how ambitious I am. Sets off a "gold digger" alarm in my head.

If you have any spinster friends wondering why they're not getting anywhere with men, ask them if they talk about the dude's career a lot. I'll bet a bunch of them do. Worst turnoff ever. Mindless sex is great. Using a person for sex is even acceptable. But allowing a person's economic background to be factored into your decision to pursue a relationship with them is the lowest. You want to fuck that kind of girl in the ass on the first date, hard, just on principle.

These are the kind of chicks who'll try to find out what you drive.

I don't get why anyone tolerates gold digging. I find it every bit as repulsive as only dating people of certain ethnic or racial backgrounds.

I now step off the soapbox...

GRR
 

Dissent.

Pluto- out of here
 

So a group of astronomers just voted to make Pluto not a planet. Don't know if the vote was close- were there hanging chads, etc. But, now, the mnemonic device- My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us Nine Planets- has to be reworked.


My Very Egotist Mentor Just Shot Up Narcotics? I don't know........

An Observation
 

While I'm riffing on love and relationships, I figured I'd offer this...

You know you're in love when you find yourself tcbing to nude photos of your spouse.

...Or maybe I just need to subscribe to something stronger than Playboy.

Doomed to spinsterhood
 

'cause once the hair goes, the waistline grows and the circles have darkened under your eyes, that's all you've got.

"hey baby, want a lift in my S class?"

An Observation
 

Preggo nude photos? You tcbing to that? That's hot.

Doomed to spinsterhood
 

We have a scary dentist dude that lives near us. He has a arguably hot or had a hot single mom w/kids living with him, and he traded his Audi for an Escape. So she feels he's a tool which he is, and dumps him and moves out. Homeboy is On.the.prowl just traded the Escape for a BMW M3. Bald, thin but grey and nasty looking. But he has a market and damn if he isn't working it.

An Observation
 

Please PM me those photos.

An Observation
 

Jesus, no. Black and whites from before pregnancy.

I don't find the pregnancy thing hot. And frankly, I'm sick of hearing guys talk about how hot it is. Its not hot. Not at all. It's not ugly, either. But if given the choice between fucking a pregnant or non-pregnant woman, barring hardcore fetishists, every man of sane mind goes with the non-preggo. I think contrarians and people who want to seem shocking profess to like preggos more than non-preggos just to get reactions.

An Observation
 

You got a PayPal account?

Pluto- out of here
 

Poor Pluto.