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How so?

I wasn't even addressing the topic of their posts. You can't whiff if you're only using a post to springboard into your own insult.

uh oh, she's contagious
 

Memo to Slave:

THis sock may be named after you, but it is all me. PLF, is this ironic?

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Jealous much?

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Of your avatar? Why would anyone be jealous of your avatar?

you are one freaky-deaky chicky.

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No one would pay Tush Munch's mama to have sex.

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Stop talking about my mama, or I'm telling everyone aobut the time that you got kicked out of Taco Bell and the manager siad you have a small dick.

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Welcome to the Ignore List. I suspect you will be on that of many people with this type of behavior.

and ncs, clean out your fucking PMS.

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Speaking of shape shifters, were GoBots the Betamax of the transforming toys?

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done.

oh, and, done. if some fucker other than beetlejuice is responsible for this latest stupid sock, I'm going to hunt you down and kill you. or something like that.

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Don't feel special because this is not an exclusive club.

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um. back atcha, paigow. seems like maybe our max was inadvertantly set back to 50 PMs? until it is cleared up, you all might want to clear out a few to make sure your mailboxes don't show up as full.

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hope I'm not whiffing!
this is a passive "I'm really popular" isn't it?

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weird. I was at 74. i cleaned out a bumch of crap from Flower. hopefully that will do it.

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Check and see if that works. I switched it back to 100.

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Already fucking things up are you?


















Kidding

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The fact that you know what the hell GoBots even are is sad in and of itself. Maybe you could check at LegoLand the next time you go.

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actually I have all of the deathpool entries in my PM box. in a separate folder and everything.

some people might ask me: Why, ncs, why hang onto all those entries after you've already posted them to the boards?

And I would tell them: Because Hank is such a pain in the ass that he will likely demand proof at some point that the winner actually beat him.

So thank you, Hank, thank you for filling up my mailbox.

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Unless I draemt it, I saw a tv listing for R. Dangerfield's 75th birthday. I had no idea he was almost Bilmore's age. Given the age of who he is banging, which appears to be a half century younger, I would say I am looking good. But what the hell is taking Reagan and the Pope so long to go? I am starting to think they already died and arepulling a weekend at bernies.

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thank you, Ms. Adminimatrix, ma'am.

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Good job Hank. I had no idea you 2 were an item - sort of a Jessica and Nick thing?

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I read this and thought that it couldn't be right. He's in his 80's. This may have been what you were talking about.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0253596/

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I get there via the Lego Grand Central Station:

http://cache.lego.com/images/worldci...59prod4513.jpg

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more of a Julia and Lyle thing.

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I love tha Bravo or whoever is running some ancient toast. So he is 82. FAbulous. If he goes, and its looking better all the time as I hear he is amean sonovabith with a temper which should make him prime heart attack materail with the weight thing, the schvitizing and the twenty something bim, I should get a bonus point for not having looked him up on some dead or alive website and putting some thought into it.

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Oh yeah - no implants.

And have we done this? If we have I apologize.
Eats shoots and leaves punctuation test

eta: 83% I have issues with apostrophes but not commas.

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Thank you for reviving this usage. And now, a Pynchon moment:

• One summer afternoon Mrs Oedipa Maas came home from a Tupperware party whose hostess had put perhaps too much kirsch in the fondue to find that she, Oedipa, had been named executor, or she supposed executrix, of the estate of one Pierce Inverarity, a California real estate mogul who had once lost two million dollars in his spare time but still had assets numerous and tangled enough to make the job of sorting it all out more than honorary. Oedipa stood in the living room, stared at by the greenish dead eye of the TV tube, spoke the name of God, tried to feel as drunk as possible. But this did not work.

The Crying of Lot 49

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See, Coltrane. This is the proper way to treat a newly appointed Grand Dame Admin.

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Nothing passive about it. She's been suffereing from a swollen head ever since she ascended to management status. I fear for her associates if she ever makes partner.

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It was a typo, you jackass. Sheesh.

Sadly, the '70s nostalgia craze has not died the natural death predicted for it in the mid-'90s when it started. Witness:
[list=1][*]The Darkness.[*]My Morning Jacket --- it's like AM radio all over again.[*]The rise of sleaze-rock bands (Kings of Leon; Grandaddy).[*]Josh Rouse's "1972" concept album.[*]Robert Randolph.[*]"Are You Gonna Be My Girl," a stone-cold ripoff of "Lust for Life."[*]The longevity of "That '70s Show" when "Arrested Development" clung desperately to life.[/list=1]

Fortunately, flairs finally seem to be dying out. Thank God.

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From my friends at Pollstar. I think there are a few more from the last time I updated.

Also, I'm pretty sure that Neko Case will be playing on Friday, and Calexio will be playing on Sunday.

Fri 09/17/04 "Austin City Limits Music Festival"
Fri 09/17/04 Dale Watson
Fri 09/17/04 Joe Ely
Fri 09/17/04 Louque
Fri 09/17/04 Solomon Burke
Fri 09/17/04 Terri Hendrix

Sat 09/18/04 "Austin City Limits Music Festival"
Sat 09/18/04 Big Head Todd & The Monsters
Sat 09/18/04 Bruce Robison
Sat 09/18/04 Pixies
Sat 09/18/04 Reckless Kelly
Sat 09/18/04 The Gourds
Sat 09/18/04 Troy Campbell
Sat 09/18/04 Walter "Wolfman" Washington

Sun 09/19/04 "Austin City Limits Music Festival"
Sun 09/19/04 Doyle Bramhall
Sun 09/19/04 Kelly Willis
Sun 09/19/04 Los Lonely Boys
Sun 09/19/04 Medeski Martin and Wood
Sun 09/19/04 Shelby Lynne

Jesus Christ, stop it--don't you realize that the 80s are next if the 70s revival dies? I swear that if lace-trimmed anklets with high heels come back in fashion I'm going to start beating the crap out of people on the street. In fact, I came perilously close this past weekend when I saw some 30something wearing purple jelly sandals right out of 6th grade--the only thing that saved her was that I didn't think it was polite to bitch-slap someone in front of her toddler.

Tell that to my manager. He wants at least 37 pieces at all times.

1) Sebby loves My Morning Jacket but I dont see him loving AM radio

2) Did Arrested Development get cancelled?

You can get jellies at the Urban Outfitter's website. I've already got my collection those plastic bracelets that suspciously look like O-rings.

Not yet. Jason Bateman made sure to kiss Gail Berman's ass when he was on the Daily Show a few weeks ago. They're not cancelled but they're not renewed either. He seemed, er, on edge about that. Not quite bitter. Yet.

For the love of God, RT, please just don't wear those with a black bra under a white lace shirt or with fingerless lace gloves. I'd like to see the Apocalypse put off for a while.

I actually saw that episode which is strange bc I rarely watch that show bc I have too much tv ni mylife and not enough kayak time. I just thought the word would have ocme down now. I also wonder if Whoopie got cancelled?

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What can I say? I keep getting it mixed up with Commonwealth Day. He's always very understanding.

Your wish is my command.

Oh, Khabibulin
how have the mighty fallen!
Shades of Ron Hextall

http://www.freep.com/art/rgallery/cu...0606_wgal3.jpg

I declare today National Purse Junkie Day
 

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