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Know your fascists

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That's exactly what my inner African American female would do.

Be careful.. You make a statement like that, and you end up with a tribute sock.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, but they were playing the Sound of Music the other night. Julie Andrews has destroyed my nun fantasy for a few weeks.

I've had the tune going through my head since I read this post, so I just had to give this song parody bit a try. Please forgive:

Sebastian (to the tune of How do you solve a problem like Maria?)

He goes to court and charms the judge
Though his arguments don’t fool
He talks out both sides of his mouth
But at least he’s not a tool
And the lining of his Hickey Fs
Is so silky smooth and cool
We even know he always cleans his starfish!

He always posts the same shit
He’s on Fringey’s ignore list
As for tearing him a new one
Thurgreed often can’t resist
I hate to have to say it
But some posters firmly feel
Sebastian's not an asset to the FB

I'd like to say a word on his behalf
Sebastian makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you catch that cat and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means Sebastian?
He’s largely correct(ed)! But unaffected! A clown?

Many a thing the paigow tries to teach him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But it gives him so much trouble
To parse replies too subtle
To him that humor’s so librarian.

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you let his foul truths simply stand?

When he posts he seems confused
Missing jokes, we’re all bemused
And he gives us all a sense of deja vu
So predictable his posts are
Literal, bombastic, bizarre
He's a lawyer! Not a salesman! Wrong gig – damn!

He can’t abide pretentious twits
Has no objection to fake tits
But he knows which forks to use -- he’s not a prole
He’s nostalgic! He is wild!
He's not ready for a child!
He’s a headache! He’s a riot!
He’s no troll!

How do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you catch that cat and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means Sebastian?
A fashion board fixture! A beef eating man! He's down!

Many a chick he meets would like to bang him
Many a MILF he meets he’d like to roll*
But how can a chick make him stay
And kiss her till the next day?
Whatever you do, don’t lick his (clean) cornhole

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Sebastian?
How do you let his foul truths simply stand?

* I know this is redundant.

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
FWIW - I dated a guy from Captain Kangaroo's hometown, apparently the Captain was a real asshole off screen.

I'm sorry, I can't hear a word you're saying, what with my earplugs, my hands covering my ears, my music blasting, and my contemporaneous loud yelling.

I'm sure it wasn't anything you need to repeat.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I've had the tune going through my head since I read this post, so I just had to give this song parody bit a try.

Excellent job, RP.

A perfect ending to a Flame-War Friday.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
And why go with an actual quote when you can always make a better one up yourself.

I like to sleep with midgets. They fit my tight ass better.
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You're right. That is fun.

POTD!

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Originally posted by evenodds
A perfect ending to a Flame-War Friday.

It's over? Castrating bitch.

And the winner is...

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you have to be ready to crash the board if it appears the other guy is starting to go back and check on you, at least that the way Tyrone plays the game now that its his house.

My inspiration being the Tostitos commercial with Dominique Wilkens and Kareem and Bill Walton pretending to jump.

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Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
POTY!

Wow, thanks Ty!

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Originally posted by evenodds
Excellent job, RP.

A perfect ending to a Flame-War Friday.

Ending? It's not over.

Bitch.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's over? Castrating bitch.

I think that her boss is more kindly and understanding than my boss.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's over? Castrating bitch.

Uh, sorry. I guess only I am wrapping up early to nurse the OM back to health. Please flame on.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that her boss is more kindly and understanding than my boss.

My boss is spectacularly kind and understanding.

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Originally posted by evenodds
Uh, sorry. I guess only I am wrapping up early to nurse the OM back to health. Please flame on.

Whew. Is nfh around? We have some catching up to do.

Best News of the Week

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Wow, thanks Ty! Can I, um, buy you a drink?

No problemo. You know you're my favorite.

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Originally posted by evenodds

I guess only I am wrapping up early to nurse the OM back to health.

. . .
My boss is spectacularly kind and understanding.

nursing the OM's ego?