That was a lovely sebastian song.


*yawn* I just had my first ever chair massage. I learned the following:

1. Unlike when a physical therapist rubs your shoulders, it doesn't hurt.
2. 15 minutes is either too long or too short for a stranger to be touching my body. I'm not really sure which.
3. Chair massages make me sleepy.

Having decided that Hank and Not are my tribute socks, I'm living large. Does this mean I have to send them a retainer or something? Paigow, how do you and NFH sort this out?

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I really think this was uncalled for. Play Nice Friday, my ass.

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Present. I've been trying to decide what this guy's motive is, here's the story, from the Mr. Manners of the sex world... husband of 13 years has begun to express sexual fantasies. While he has always been interested in my sexual history (I'm 39 and he's 40), lately he's been wanting me to tell him details about sex with previous partners, including their penis size, and whether I would be interested in sleeping with them again.

He also says he wants me to have affairs and would like to watch or at least have me describe the experience to him during our lovemaking. He says he doesn't have any specific men in mind; he seems to just enjoy thinking about me sleeping with other guys. I am concerned for several reasons. First, he often needs me to talk about sex with other men in order for him to climax. Second, I worry that he really is serious about wanting me to see other men, and if so, what that means for my marriage. Third, I wonder if he's trying to assuage a guilty conscious (I've often suspected him of cheating on me). And lastly, if for some reason I took him up on his offer (something I admit I do think about) what would his reaction be when confronted with the reality?


My personal feeling is #3. Once she says yes, then the door is open for him to bring in another woman.

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Hey bub, get your own pick up line.

And since it's Friday, a special "fuck you" to all of you.

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Brava. One can never have enough good song parodies. I especially like this stanza:

Many a chick he meets would like to bang him
Many a MILF he meets he’d like to roll*
But how can a chick make him stay
And kiss her till the next day?
Whatever you do, don’t lick his (clean) cornhole

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Well my fee agreement states that I only accept cash or travelers check. One bounced check from Paigow and never again.
I suppose you could put in a special clause about alcohol in lieu of.

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Agreed. Except now the entire Sound of Music oeuvre is playing through my head, as if my head were a CD player and the Sound of Music CD was the only CD in there. (this is to be said in a "bacon, as in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich" tone).

Bitch.

Note to all. I changed my avatar. Mostly to please/bug Atticus, somewhat because of my striking physical resemblance to this cartoon character. I've lost the powerpuff one now, so we're stuck with this one.

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No, wait! That was the beer talking! You may be a ho, but you're no skank, baby.

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BERKELEY, Calif. - Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson has had a temporary restraining order issued against him for allegedly threatening to kill a man. A permanent restraining order hearing is scheduled for Feb. 6 in Oakland, Calif.
Johnson "threatened to kill plaintiff and beat him to a pulp,''
The plaintiff filed a report with the Oakland Police Department, saying that he started a relationship with Johnson's ex-wife, Shikiri, in August and that Johnson started making threats after finding out about the relationship in October, the Tribune said.

The man also said Johnson said, "I'm going to catch you on the street and I will beat you to a pulp,'' at a funeral Jan. 9 and had to be restrained by several people. The man said he is receiving five to six threatening calls each day since the funeral.
In unrelated incident, Johnson was mugged at gunpoint Wednesday, robbed of money and jewelry but unhurt, police said.




http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4023762/

1 - What was Keyshawn doing in Berkeley? Applying to law school?
2 - Can you really believe that the robbery was unrelated to the threats?
3 - Could he be a bigger loser?

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From the helpful customer service rep at T-mobile: U.S.-based service will work in Canada and Mexico; you only need "international activation" if you are actually going to a country outside the U.S.

um, ok.

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Love the avatar. But I could do without reading, again, "sweet, sweet, piece of cartoon ass" so I hope this helps AG get that expression out of his system.

And tying threads together, last night I indeed ate pancakes for dinner, but had to settle for bacon on the side.

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You probably missed the invasions last week. They were on pretty late.

I do not understand.

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What about New Mexico.

Odd that, though, coming from a German company. Do they offer "domestic" calling plans there that cover France, the Czech Republic, Austria etc.?