Starfish Stretching
 

Hey! You've been paying attention again!

Since you're so good at this, then could you please explain to PJ why marrying Kate Hudson has turned Chris Robinson into a pussy?

(If you dare).

Thanks so much.

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I have always found Kim Possible a little too hot for a teenage cartoon character. Is that wrong? I blame the Olsen twins for all of this.

possible Jagr trade to NY
 

Anything the Rangers do before hiring Mike Keenan as coach is a big mistake.

Can Jaromir play defense?

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Considering the fact that your name and avatar come from a cartoon that inexplicably has never once featured a woman, much less a hot teenage girl, I give your opinion on the matter very little weight.

If you're looking for live action action, Gina from "Sesame Street" is a dirty hottie. (Confidential to Flinty: she's also a vet, KWIM?)

Starfish Stretching
 

You're right, this is fun.

Starfish Stretching
 

chris robinson was a drug-addled musician who fought constantly with members of his band (and family), snorted coke off of the breasts of groupies and wrote and performed music that ex-hippie chicks and cool cats alike could groove to.

then he got married to an actress (who lacks good blow-snorting breasts and who likes to knit at home instead of partying). next thing you know, he is showing up on the red carpet at lame awards shows, fathering a legitimate (!) child and writing cheesy pop songs for bad teen movies.

Keyshawn restrained
 

Yes, that would have rocked. But that might have gotten him killed. I hear Keyshawn has a little bit of a temper (see the threatened guy).
But I thought these guys rolled with an entourage? Where was his entourage?
Or is that just reserved for rappers?

possible Jagr trade to NY
 

The Rangers are already a group of overpaid, ancient slugs... why add one more? That's an awful lot of contract to absorb for a team that probably won't even reach the playoffs.

How ironic is it that Jagr is being traded for Anson Carter, the man who has displaced him as current "hair king" of the NHL? Maybe Jagr will have his Samson-like powers reenergized through osmosis.

Starfish Stretching
 

QED: He's now a pussy.

Baby, you're the greatest!

Now let's see if Teflon-head (Happy Friday!) gets it. Somehow I doubt.

Starfish Stretching
 

I thought you only liked it with dwarves. Boy, this is hard to keep straight.

Keyshawn restrained
 

His entourage wanted to go in a different direction, but wished him all the luck for the future.

Keyshawn restrained
 

the entourage disbanded when he was dropped mid-season. some went to join Tyson's entourage, others to Eminem's. They are waiting to see who picks him up and whether the uniform colors work with their gang colors before they decide whether to regroup with Keyshaun next year.

possible Jagr trade to NY
 

They are reporting that Washington is going to pick up 20 mil of the contract. So there's that -but still a bad move. I'm not sure what's going on in Sather's head, if anything.

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Au contraire. Females have appeared at least twice on ATHF: the "Mail Order Bride" episode (Carl and Shake order a wife from Chechnya (sp?)), and also the recent clown episode, in which Carl purchases a really sweet -- dare I say Jagr-like -- wig, and he mugs down with some old hag before the wig turns him into a clown with its evil powers.

Atticus, you really need to ask for permission to stay up later on Sunday nights.

ABP on Paigow
 

This is really fun