LawTalkers - Fashion Board 2-3-04 to 3-5-04

that was almost as good as Roger Daltrey with Tits. You should make a career out of this somehow. Perhaps do a schtick on SNL weekend update or something?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

02-25-2004 10:57 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
The pilgimage to see The Mouse is still a couple of years off.

Is this like the parents' Haaj or something? Why is it obligatory? The ads?

leagleaze

02-25-2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, I see you as having pink hair as a way to expresss your differentness, coupled with black tanks and flabby arms and lots of makeup as a goth way of expressing your differentness, all so you could avoid the fact that the real reason you were different is that you were gay, which you werent ready to admit.

the pale flabby thing comes from the fact that you are from rural PA.

Damn woman, you so do not get me. And after all these years.

Except for being older, wearing suits and paying slightly more attention to my hair and nails, I look the same now as I did before I came out of the closet. Conservative.

I never expressed my "differentness" externally. Still don't.

Sidd Finch

02-25-2004 11:03 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by lookingformarket
This is a 3 part poll.

1. Do you and your spouse take separate vacations? If yes, for weekends or longer?
2. Do you have kid(s)? If yes, do(es) the kid(s) go on the separate vacations?
3. Does your spouse work outside of the home?

Finally, something worth responding to.

1. Sometimes. We always take a long vacation together, and some short ones. But about twice a year she visits her parents and I don't have the time (I like her parents, so that's not an excuse -- I'd just rather use my limited vacation time to go somewhere other than flyover land). She usually times this for when I'm in trial or travelling for work or otherwise no fun to be around.

I've also taken a few weekends in the past few years, generally to go to Vegas. 'Nuff said.

2. Yes. He goes with her. Bringing him to Vegas would be, um, awkward (though educational).

3. No (not since Sidd Jr. came along).

Hank Chinaski

02-25-2004 11:04 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Is this like the parents' Haaj or something? Why is it obligatory? The ads?

One day you just wake up and realize your daughter wears Disney princess themed shirts every day. At least half of the wardrobe of american girls under 5 is Disney licensed- its not even worth it to fight the going to Disney World thing.

We sued Disney World for patent inf. and the bastards had the gall to argue lack of jurisdiction anywhere besides Fla. I thought it was a joke, but they get almost every case brought anywhere else bounced.

It was ironic that we really had no choice but to go there on vacation because of all the ads DW had poured into the state, and yet they can't be sued anywhere else because it doesn't have sufficient contact with any state.

Sidd Finch

02-25-2004 11:09 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Disney World for patent inf. and the bastards had the gall to argue lack of jurisdiction anywhere besides Fla. I thought it was a joke, but they get almost every case brought anywhere else bounced.

That seems.... insane, given the billions of business they do virtually everywhere.

Judges probably know, as Harlan Ellison said..... no one fucks with the Mouse.

Replaced_Texan

02-25-2004 11:11 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by lookingformarket

1. Do you and your spouse take separate vacations? If yes, for weekends or longer?
2. Do you have kid(s)? If yes, do(es) the kid(s) go on the separate vacations?
3. Does your spouse work outside of the home?

Another poll impossible for those of us in the spinster set to answer.

Hank Chinaski

02-25-2004 11:11 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
That seems.... insane, given the billions of business they do virtually everywhere.

Judges probably know, as Harlan Ellison said..... no one fucks with the Mouse.

I think they give Judges families unlimited speed passes.

paigowprincess

02-25-2004 11:14 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Another poll impossible for those of us in the spinster set to answer.

I think it behooves us to learn that its awkward to bring kids to Vegas for strategic reasons and its educational, not to mention fascinating, to know that all little girls under five wear disney licensed crap. now we know what to buy our young friends in their twenties who will avoid our fate who we are now forced to hang out with since all of our friends our age are married with children , for their baby showers.

ThurgreedMarshall

02-25-2004 11:15 AM

Coals to Newcastle and all that....

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If he is nice, he will. If he had been nice, he would have.

The beta blockers don't seem to be working. How about some BluBlockers?

http://www.blublockers.com/aux/gallery/dr_geek.jpg

TM

leagleaze

02-25-2004 11:16 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Another poll impossible for those of us in the spinster set to answer.

Ok, how is this.

If you had a wife or husband would you

1. Want to take separate vacations and if so why
2. Would you want to have children and if you have children would you take them on vacations.
3. Do you want your spouse to stay at home or work outside the home.

1. Yes, because how else will I fool around?
2. Yes and no, because I hate disney world.
3. Right now I would like a stay at home wife, though normally I do not. I think this is because I am running around like crazy at the moment and the thought of having someone home cooking and cleaning and ironing and taking care of kids makes me happy. But in reality, I am sure I do not want a stay at home wife.

paigowprincess

02-25-2004 11:17 AM

Coals to Newcastle and all that....

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The beta blockers don't seem to be working. How about some Blue Blockers?

http://www.dixienoveltydistributors...._blockers2.jpg

TM

can you make this fetus with blu blockers your avatar, please? iTs up there with the lime green thong as legendary FB pics. Someone should create a photo gallery and put these two, along with the gigantic Justin nosejob on mustard background pic in there.

Sidd Finch

02-25-2004 11:22 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
now we know what to buy our young friends in their twenties who will avoid our fate who we are now forced to hang out with since all of our friends our age are married with children , for their baby showers.

I think I can speak for many of the FB'ers with kids here -- I'll never force you to hang out with me.

I'm good that way.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

02-25-2004 11:24 AM

Poll Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Is this like the parents' Haaj or something? Why is it obligatory? The ads?

Yeah, pretty much, and the clothes and the movies and all that. We've been before the kids arrived and had a good time (Mrs. Hand had never been there).

I might also occasionally do some work for them, vexing people like Hank...

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand

02-25-2004 11:27 AM

Coals to Newcastle and all that....

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The beta blockers don't seem to be working. How about some BluBlockers?

http://www.blublockers.com/aux/gallery/dr_geek.jpg

TM

His name is Geek.
What a shocker...

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