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Penske Material 05-10-2004 07:17 PM
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Originally posted by ironweed
Freecycling - I've heard of this.
Have you even seen a cycle, whiskeyboy???

You wouldn't know a cycle from a taxicab, even if an entire coalition of well-toned conservative triathletes with bags and bags of CDs rode right over you. NTTAWWT.

futbol fan 05-10-2004 07:43 PM
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Originally posted by Penske Material
You wouldn't know a cycle from a taxicab, even if an entire coalition of well-toned conservative triathletes with bags and bags of CDs rode right over you. NTTAWWT.
Never seen that, though I once saw a cheese-eating Republican flab daddy in a utilikilt roaming free on the streets of old New York. And stop trying to inject CDs into this discussion. I find it offensive.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-10-2004 07:50 PM
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Never seen that, though I once saw a cheese-eating Republican flab daddy in a utilikilt roaming free on the streets of old New York. And stop trying to inject CDs into this discussion. I find it offensive.
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:

http://www.scotyard.com/products/camokilt.jpg

futbol fan 05-10-2004 08:01 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:
That looks nice, but isn't camo like so last year? Go with a solid color.

Tyrone Slothrop 05-10-2004 08:04 PM
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Originally posted by ironweed
That looks nice, but isn't camo like so last year? Go with a solid color.
http://www.scotyard.com/products/cowabungakilt.jpg

On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.

Replaced_Texan 05-10-2004 08:07 PM
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Originally posted by ironweed
That looks nice, but isn't camo like so last year? Go with a solid color.
Concur.

Sexual Harassment Panda 05-10-2004 08:11 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:

http://www.scotyard.com/products/camokilt.jpg
Is that from the J. Peterman catalog? I look at that, I think, worthy successor to the Urban Sombrero.

NotFromHere 05-10-2004 08:22 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
http://www.scotyard.com/products/cowabungakilt.jpg

On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
Speaking of urban sombrero, what's with the cowboy belt? And must the model always have his leg up on something. Is he trying to flash? Air his balls?

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2004 08:28 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
http://www.scotyard.com/products/cowabungakilt.jpg

On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....

Tyrone Slothrop 05-10-2004 08:31 PM
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remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....
That one doesn't seem to have any horns, so why don't you try to milk em.

LessinSF 05-10-2004 08:47 PM
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remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....
Not according to Hugh Heifer. The udder is the most cud-dly part, particularly when freed from the brah, man, and swinging low.

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2004 09:22 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:

http://www.scotyard.com/products/camokilt.jpg
Speaking of cycling and kilts, I was in a mountain bike race on Saturday, and I was going at my usual glacial pace when a young gentleman wearing a plaid kilt passed me. I rode with him for a bit and told him that I was honored to have been passed by a man in a skirt. He called back, "And on a singlespeed." So I caught up and passed him.

Then my bike broke.

Diane_Keaton 05-10-2004 09:24 PM
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You can always just buy this guy's used Love Swing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...166326168&rd=1
But for not much more, you can get THIS. (Belated Mother's Day Gift anyone?)

Penske's Biggest Fan! 05-10-2004 09:29 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There is no such thing as a free lunch, after all.
There is when you dine with Penske. He is generous to a fault. We once dined al fresco. He had the lobster. Classy.

Penske's Biggest Fan! 05-10-2004 09:32 PM
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Originally posted by Penske Material
Have you even seen a cycle, whiskeyboy???

You wouldn't know a cycle from a taxicab, even if an entire coalition of well-toned conservative triathletes with bags and bags of CDs rode right over you. NTTAWWT.
You sir are a charlatan. Penske would never use 3 "?"s in a row. He is not that quizzical. NTTAWWT.

He also does not use taxicabs. Too prole for a man of his stature.


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