hockey haiku, cup finals edition (to mr, with love)
 

Jarome, Not Jerome
short-handed goal breaks Bolts' hearts
Bulin Wall cracking?

and

Wet blanket Bettman:
"Yup. Lockout in September."
Thanks a bunch. Fucker.

It hardly seems getting your knickers in a twist
 

Then tell me why it's bugging you. Feel free to PM if you don't want to post it. Unless you're Fringey's sock, in which case you're insane and the answer is obvious....

Well now I hope you're happy
 

You made me break the board. Sorry, Flower.

New York man loses shirt in topless bar
 

I was at the grocery Monday and bought a bottle of Boonaroo, recalling that Sebby had recommended it. Turns out it was sunnybunny. In any event, it was worth the $7.50. I'm always happy when I can find a bottle under $10 that I like.

boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
 

Poll: What's the most recockulous thing you've ever heard was successfully* expensed or charged by a GA to a BIGLAW firm?

Tales of tittybar visits are appreciated, but not because they're unusual.

*If the attempt to submit the expense was unsuccessful in a funny way, feel free to share that, too.

Well now I hope you're happy
 

Who "made you" break the board? And what makes you think an asinine pointless post will revive it?

In other news, I broke a toenail this morning. And I just got a _)#$*(#)&$@ pedicure on Saturday.

Well now I hope you're happy
 

how can you tell?

Conf. to Fringe, i had to do it. It was better coming from a friend than the usual fringe haters.

Well now I hope you're happy
 

I'm so fat that my legs stick straight out in front of me when I pee, and I can see the toenails then.

Conf to Hank: Conf only works if you use little teeny letters. italicizing doesn't cut it.

boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
 

Big Bertha driver. Broken during annual firm outing.

"Race to the Bottom" goes mainstream.
 

Wonkette must read the FB. She's stolen our favorite title for the ass-fucking game show.

Charged by Associate
 

This is all rumor. SHE bought a diamond engagement ring. Told everyone about the "engagement" at one of those firm get togethers after work, before the bill came in. Tried to explain the bill as being "favors" the partner told her to get for a party the partner was having during the weekend that had just not come in yet. Of course, when the partner was questioned, she was fired. Oh, there was no "fiance" She wasn't even dating anyone.

boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
 

Firm GA's were at a rooftop bar/bocce court for a "meeting". One GA drinks too much, barfs over the edge of the roof. Barf hits passing well-dressed pedestrian. Firm paid for drycleaning.

boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored
 

GP entry:

Since he was a sole proprieter of the tinyLAW practice by the end (his partners all left for greener, less psychotic fields) of the run, I guess it doesn't really count to anyone but the IRS, but a former boss of mine expensed, billed time to and otherwise funded his campaign for membership into the Bohemian Club with firm time, resources and support staff. I think it was justified as "business development."

MY EYES! MY EYES!
 

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Well now I hope you're happy
 

so you broke a claw. big fucking deal. go sharpen it on a tree trunk or something.