LawTalkers - A sad, constant bid for attention

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I appear younger than my 33 years and often have people comment about this and/or ask how old I am and then upon learning ask me what kind of skin cream I use (god, I sound like ppnyc).

Anyway, my standard response is now, "Semen. Best facial cream ever."

Sometimes, depending on the audience (for example, I might use the following when at a bar association event or something like that) I specify, "Semen. From PLF. PLF's semen. Best facial cream ever." And then I laugh* maniacally, leaving the listener not sure whether I am serious or merely fucking with them.

*Due to my copious use of my facial cream, I do not have laugh lines. My face is as smooth as a baby's buttocks!

I have no wrinkles or laugh lines (I mean, the skin moves when I smile and laugh, but it moves back when I'm done.)

ABBA missed this, I think, but my thing wiht the eye lines/wrinkles was a false alarm. I have since observed that even very young people have the same thing happen to them. I think I was just overly sensitive that day.

ABBAKiss

10-06-2006 06:57 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
MMMM la mer? seriously please disclose. mmm

Nah, I just have good genes. My mom is 63 and can pass for 40ish. I use Oil of Olay when I think of it, which is not that often. Or maybe I am serious about the semen.......

Tyrone Slothrop

10-06-2006 06:58 PM

Stupid Sphincter Clubs

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I got thrown out of the Union League Club today for wearing jeans. Not faded, frayed, wrinkled, cut the lawn or paint the house jeans. Brand new jeans. Clean, pressed, fitting jeans. With a Prince of Wales plaid shirt and a black cashmere blazer.

What the fuck? I was surrounded by a bunch of drones wearing their Dockers or their widewale cords, many of them looking as though they had slept in their trousers. Most of these men were not wearing jackets, or tailored shirts.

But I got thrown out for wearing jeans. Tight-assed club assholes.

I haven't seen a lot of tight-assed Dockers and wide-waled corduroys -- must be a Chicago thing.

bold_n_brazen

10-06-2006 06:59 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by dtb
Couldn't you be seriously fucking with them?

Everyone needs a serious fucking now and then.

Everyone need a frivolous fucking from time to time too.

It's good for your skin. And your hair too, apparently, if you don't get someone's foot all tangled up in it.

Shape Shifter

10-06-2006 07:00 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Split infinitive?!!!

Fucking moron. This isn't rocket surgery or anything.

NotFromHere

10-06-2006 07:00 PM

My Harvard Tie

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Originally posted by dtb
Now that you mention it, that does sound familiar.

You should hear what they say at the Yale Club.

Is it something about lambs?

ltl/fb

10-06-2006 07:01 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Everyone needs a serious fucking now and then.

Everyone need a frivolous fucking from time to time too.

It's good for your skin. And your hair too, apparently, if you don't get someone's foot all tangled up in it.

And it fixes the eye twitch. Just not permanently.

patentparanyc

10-06-2006 07:02 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Nah, I just have good genes. My mom is 63 and can pass for 40ish. I use Oil of Olay when I think of it, which is not that often. Or maybe I am serious about the semen.......

consider yourself blessed....

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-06-2006 07:03 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by dtb
sigh. no, dear. Where is the infinitive?

Ah, right then. Carry on.

Paisley

10-06-2006 07:04 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Have all of the moisturizer brands pushed out their new 2.9 oz travel size bottles yet? I need to head to a Kiehl's and pick me up a little one for trips now that I'm restricted to ziplock baggy sizes.

In fact, they hadn't. Odd. Must be any day now.

Kiehl's is truely the best for samples. You can buy one thing and walk out with 10 free samples.

Paisley

10-06-2006 07:05 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
ooh ooh I wanted to [I]try kinerase please tell me results!!!!!!!

I love those magazine ads she looks flawless and I don't usually like her so much.

You know, I'm fairly certain she's had work done. And that the pics are airbrushed. But, yes, I covet her complexion (at least as it appears in the ads).

I have their eye cream and lip treament and love them both.

NotFromHere

10-06-2006 07:05 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
you don't think quality could drop as a result? like bisou bisou is there and nicole miller and they went to shit.

Quality of what? Sephora is a big old gigantic chain. How is being in JCPenny going to change anything?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

10-06-2006 07:06 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Fucking moron. This isn't rocket surgery or anything.

I am going to furiously shit on your desk.

patentparanyc

10-06-2006 07:09 PM

Sephora How Could You?

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Originally posted by Paisley
You know, I'm fairly certain she's had work done. And that the pics are airbrushed. But, yes, I covet her complexion (at least as it appears in the ads).

I have their eye cream and lip treament and love them both.

she was in marie claire she is in therapy about aging. she's traumatized so my money is on yes. and her husband was like "you're so real baby" eww.

someone in her family had skin cancer so she takes scrupulous care.

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