LawTalkers - Fashion Board 5-7-04 to 6-9-04

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Please edit my prior post to insert "but let's go to the Men's Club, not Million Dollar Saloon -- it's way better." between the end of the first question and the quote mark immediately thereafter.

Much better, although having been to neither it is based purely on speculation. My visits to any "establishments" ended a long time ago after two spooky visits as part of bachelor parties (being dragged there of course):

1. End up chatting with client who happened to be there.
2. End up having father and uncle, who happened to be there, buy drinks for the groom to be.

Takes a lot of co-pays to shake those memories.

Alex_de_Large

05-26-2004 04:51 PM

Titty bar visits

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Originally posted by bilmore
I got dragged along on one ill-conceived attempt to entertain a corporate client by a GP who kept reading that that's how real lawyers entertain clients. Effing disaster.

Client was obviously not comfortable from the start. Then, one of the women recognized me - turns out I had represented her on a soliciting charge a few years earlier, when I was doing much different kinds of work. After she was done, she came out and sat next to me and we talked for about 45 minutes about stuff. She showed me pics of her kids, who I had met back when, and we talked about her plans, etc.

Turns out nothing turns guys off to watching strippers faster than finding out they're real people. Thankfully, GP didn't try that again.

Yeah, but you got to develop a client relationship, right?

Shape Shifter

05-26-2004 04:51 PM

Titty bar visits

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Originally posted by bilmore
Client was obviously not comfortable from the start. Then, one of the women recognized me - turns out I had represented her on a soliciting charge a few years earlier, when I was doing much different kinds of work.

Heh. I've used that line too. Were you able to keep a straight face?

Shape Shifter

05-26-2004 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Much better, although having been to neither it is based purely on speculation. My visits to any "establishments" ended a long time ago after two spooky visits as part of bachelor parties (being dragged there of course):

1. End up chatting with client who happened to be there.
2. End up having father and uncle, who happened to be there, buy drinks for the groom to be.

Takes a lot of co-pays to shake those memories.

Don't forget meeting your current SO.

Alex_de_Large

05-26-2004 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't forget meeting your current SO.

I suppose that would depend on whether your SO is a patron or a performer.

taxwonk

05-26-2004 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't forget meeting your current SO.

So that's where I'd seen her before. I thought she looked awfully limber - uh, familiar.

Mr. Man

05-26-2004 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Don't forget meeting your current SO.

Under fear of retaliation, I will remain silent on this one. [edited to remove inciteful yet witty comment]

Shape Shifter

05-26-2004 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Man
Under fear of retaliation, I will remain silent on this one. [edited to remove inciteful yet witty comment]

Be sure to cross your legs when sitting on the chaise. If you don't, we can see right up your skirt.

mmm3587

05-26-2004 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Poll: What's the most recockulous thing you've ever heard was successfully* expensed or charged by a GA to a BIGLAW firm?

A 2004 toledo blue Z4 3.0i SMG.*

* This is pending, so I'll have to let you know whether it was approved or not.

Atticus Grinch

05-26-2004 06:01 PM

Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered am I.

Final word on the casting of Endora is . . . no, not board favorites Liza Minelli, Joan Collins, Lauren Bacall, Meg Ryan, Diana Rigg, or Christine Baranski. Apparently, American film has an embarrassment of riches when it comes to battle-axes. It's the more obvious choice of Shirley Maclaine. I win. Michael Caine has a role, too, but that's just Hollywood's way of saying, "Hey, dumbass, this is a movie."

I reiterate that Jim Carrey should have been Darrin, although I see the merit of Hank's preference for Crispin Glover, who needs the work. Carrey's Lemony Snicket movie is in postproduction and also has a walk-on by Cedric the Entertainer (WTF!?!).

Tyrone Slothrop

05-26-2004 06:38 PM

I propose that someone be responsible for generating annotated versions of Atticus's posts for those of us who are too caffeine-deprived to keep up.

evenodds

05-26-2004 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I propose that someone be responsible for generating annotated versions of Atticus's posts for those of us who are too caffeine-deprived to keep up.

I thought that was your job, Ty.

Tyrone Slothrop

05-26-2004 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by evenodds
I thought that was your job, Ty.

If so, I'm in way over my head. Time to outsource.

Atticus Grinch

05-26-2004 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
If so, I'm in way over my head. Time to outsource.

I only post 5.95 posts per day. It just seems like more.

notcasesensitive

05-26-2004 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
I only post 5.95 posts per day. It just seems like more.

vs. Ty, with his 192.52 posts per day. busy beaver. however it all makes sense when you consider that he has to singlehandedly reply to every single word uttered by the troll inhabiting the politics board.

[this split infinitives thing is really quite fun!]

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