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Because I don't pick up?

TM

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Ya' think?

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Yeah they ain't all duct taped to the wall like in the daycare in MA.

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That would also explain animosity between idiots and non-idiots.

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or grammar timmys and non timmys

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What if you were to tie them down with bottles in close at hand, lock the doors and go for a run? Is that okay?

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Your grammar problems are the least of them.

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You say that as though there's something wrong with it.

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yeah well your exposure to broken flourescence is the least of yours. not all that.

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If you mean bottles of JD, I think it's a capital idea.

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your first wife? she's way too slow to leave the kids for a run, but wait, she probably doesn't go far either?

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I think it might depend on income and culture, too. Friends from India describe child rearing as a sort of fun thing one does with other adults, especially other Moms and elderly men and women in the family -- all of them helping each other and being able to get away a lot by taking turns. Then again, they're wealthy and live in a fancy compound. Anyhow the point is that the degradation might be alleviated if we weren't so nuclear family-ish and secluded.

(And I know of a few cases where the career thing has been such a disaster that changing shitty diapers and having to entertain a 1 year old for 12 hours was considered "relief.")

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Liquid benadryl.

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If that's all they do to you in daycare in Mass., you've gotten off easy.

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Wuss.