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Florist
one morning, having been yelled at by GP/clients/secretary about different shit, and reading a brief from opposing counsel that I needed to respond, which task was making me nausous; I realized I needed to buy flowers for my daughter's dance recital that night. so I go into this florist- they have such a peaceful lifestyle. Almost everyone they see are happy. funerals a drag? No, the funeral homes come to them, not the bereaved, or they are phone ordered.

Anyway, it seemed such a nice contrast to my job, that morning. I'm sure the $$$ are a little lower.

JOINING THE CLUB
 

It's not. And now your avatar looks as stupid as Leagle's.

TM

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Field Reporter, The Daily Show

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If funds were no issue, I'd run an organization that would take injured greyhounds off the track, rehabilitate them physically, prepare them for life as a pet, and then facilitate their adoption.

If I could do it without working too hard, and the results would always be good, I'd be some kind of super duper pediatric surgeon.

But really, based on what I know, I think I'd like to be a law professor (if I never had to write...).

Mostly, I think I'd like to try Mega-Millions Powerball lottery winner on as a career for a while.

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I've heard a good scam is to figure out where the winning ticket was sold and pretend it fell out of your purse.

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That is a very difficult question. There are so many things I like to do that if I could turn all of them into a job, it would be ideal. I suppose if I had to narrow it down I would be either a fashion designer or the GM of a hockey team with unlimited budget and nice, no-pay-attention owner - hell, maybe I would just own the team if I had lots and lots of money. Actually, owner would be better - then I would have more time for my hobbies.

My friend was an architect for six years and now she is a medical resident. When people ask her why she changed careers she says that she always wanted to be an architect *and* a doctor. She seems to think it is very natural to not have to pick just one career to have. She's a bit of a brainiac though.

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I believe the correct phraseology is:

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
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2nd string quarterback. Or kick-off specialist. Punter. 12th guy on an NBA team.

Or

Novelist

Or

Piano Man.

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Wife of top ranked tennis player.

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If history is any guide, that's not such a good gig. Look at Tatum, as just one example. And you wouldn't want to be called Yoko.

I'd rather be the top ranked tennis player, sans nutty parents.

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STED-MAN!!!!

Sans Oprah.

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Real estate novelist?

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I would want to be a newspaper columnist. Or a chef.

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I hear Martina's looking for a new squeeze....

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Hmmm..

Opera diva?
Cabinet maker?
Interior decorator?

ah, I know: makeover guru.

BR(we all know the answer to this question for me: Miss Manners' sucessor)C

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Pro photog.

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I would also like to be that person who reports for lifestyle TV programs who travels around to the best spas and resorts in the world to rate them. Dream job (for a few years).

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I was thinking that Bridget Wilson Sampras, former beauty pageant person and actress in a bad French Stewart movie had the life. RIches, mild fame, fabulous house, didnt need to work, nannies, endless shopping, world travel and best seats jn the house for the best tennis events.

If I was guaranteed being a top ranked tennnis player, then I would go withthat if I could be assured I woudlnt look like Jana Novotna and I could end up in a Bridget Wilson scenario. Maybe a steffi graf type situatin. without the german stoicism of course.

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A propos of nothing, Subaru's outback will now be a truck, in order to qualify for the less restrictive fuel economy standards.

Linky (NY Times)

Boo, subaru.

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You BASTARD!! You stole my dream job! (OK, I'll set up shop on the other side of town.)

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I would date her. She is one of my two personal heroes.

Still not ambitious, still not attached
 

A taste of her own medicine? She told you about when some guy completely blew her off. Then she completely blew you off. And you wanted to point out that you realized she completely blew you off and you thought you were giving her a taste of her own medicine? That's the stupidest thing I've heard so far this year.


Stop calling me.

TM

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Sounds like Drew Barrymore to me.

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This is a noble and important job, but I just don't think I could take the "down side" of working with dying children. It makes me depressed just thinking about it. It takes a special kind of person to be able to do that -- and I'm definitely not that person.

I'd break down too often.

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She seemed to be happy with the guy with the good build, bald head and fucked up beard lines. She kissed him. If he keeps his mouth shut, he'll have a better chance of not blowing it. He looked way too happy when she kissed him.

But, since he has a good build (although he's short), it doesn't bode well for him when the guys with really good builds (and shaving practices) arrive. He'll be tossed aside like that pathetic Anon.

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They probably gave her a fur coat or somethign to kiss him to drum up some drama.

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Hopefully, in a somewhat nicer fashion.

(Jeez, finally some new blood, and you people drive him away. Nice.)

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Maybe in spirit, but not in body, fat man.

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Agree. That's why I caveated only good outcomes.

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Professional golfer.

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The Anon isn't (very) new blood. And if you're referring to NW Native, he got much kinder treatment than most of us did as newbies (and than Taxwonk gets now). I still can't think of my own hazing without welling up. Pardon me while I take a moment.

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Portraitist. Joy of painting, rich patrons, no real boss.

Come to think of it, animal portraitist. I've seen several advertised in "Bark." It would be sweet to be paid to play with dogs all day.

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1.) Sportscaster

2.) Record Executive

3.) Travel Columnist for a magazine or newspaper...

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You're mixing up posters. Isn't the anon a supposed regular here? The NW-something poster is the one that was driven away.

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A carpenter specializing in historical preservation, or a midfielder on the USA women's national soccer team.

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Are you sure that you and PLF aren't the same person?

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a la Tommy Mottola? Or more Suge Knight style?

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Travel writer for a show on Spice, The Hot Network, or Playboy TV.

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Yep, I'm confusing victims. Understandable, though, 'cuz once the hyenas finish, they all just look like bloody corpses.

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It took us a while to get over that Glamour Kitty thing.